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Camps Bay Friendly Store Redeems Itself
13 Dec 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
When I mentioned to the Friendly store owner last weekend that they should look into stocking the Robertsons Salt & Vinegar seasoning (I use it on popcorn – like at the movies), I didn’t expect it to appear on the shelves so soon. One week later, BANG, there it was. Nice job, Friendly store.
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Learn 2 Surf This Summer
13 Dec 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
So summer’s here folks. I’m not sure if you’ve been noticing the incremental increase in temperature, the gradually lengthening days, the proliferation of billionaires on yachts off of Clifton – the usual tell tale indicators that a change has been effected in the seasons. And you know what? Maybe, just maybe its time you learned to surf
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You Shouldn’t Have
10 Dec 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
Drop what you’re doing, get on your feet and put your hands together: Mark Zuckerberg joined the Giving Pledge movement and is donating most of his wealth to charity. Bravo. He joins Bill Gates, Warren Buffet, Michael Bloomberg and Ted Turner – truly selfless individuals with some of the biggest hearts in the world.
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Public Service Announcement From Seth: Money
09 Dec 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Every now and then I drop one of these public service announcements, because I love you and you should know about them. Love is an action, not an emotion, okay?
Think about that. I’m acting out my love for you.
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Emma Stone: Still Attractive, Still A Shining Light In Otherwise Awful World
08 Dec 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
So this is sort of interesting – some photos have appeared of Emma Stone with her new blonde get-up, in preparation for the Gwen Stacey role in Spider-Man Whatever. What’s interesting is that a number of people have commented on how much she looks like a Steve Ditko character – Ditko being Spider-Man’s co-creator.
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2oceansvibe Educational Series #1: How To Use Browser Tabs
08 Dec 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 2 Comments
Daddy Cool has bestowed his generosity on all of us, gang. If you’d like to enjoy the dulcet tones of Seth Rotherham’s voice, and learn about how to make your life better through the use of tabs on your browser, then make sure you click through for the following public service announcement.
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Michael Bay Does Victoria’s Secret
08 Dec 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
Michael Bay, for those of you who missed it, directed Transformers. Transformers turned Megan Fox into one of earth’s hottest women. Bang, just like that! Now imagine what a maniac like Bay could do, if asked to direct and capture the Victoria’s Secret supermodels? Including Candice Swanepoel. Ja, exactly. Best you follow the link.
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Only In Roodepoort
08 Dec 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 3 Comments
Who would have thought that Roodepoort was aware of the word ‘biatches,’ let alone actively catering exclusive for ‘real biatches’ within the lifestyle boutiques arena. We have so much to learn about this part of South Africa. But there is so little time. I just went to the Biatches website and WOW – you gotta check this out. After the link..
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Guess Beach Summer Fashion Show At Caprice
07 Dec 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I have been dying for these pics from the GUESS fashion show which was held at Caprice at the end of last week. It was on the beach and was jam-packed with beautiful angels and slicksters, all melting into the Atlantic Ocean and Camps Bay sunset. 14 beautiful models dressed in the latest GUESS threads took to the ramp as table mountain glowed in the dusk. Click for the carnage..
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Imogen Heap Is Coming To South Africa
07 Dec 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 9 Comments
The Grammy Award-Winning artist and singer of the much-popularised single, Hide And Seek is coming to our temperate shores in early 2011. She’ll be playing in Johannesburg and Cape Town for two nights only, respectively. Check out the details after the jump!
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Clifton 4th Takes It Lying Down
06 Dec 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 2 Comments
This weekend saw some rather unfavourable weather conditions. The South Easter unleashed her fury over Camps Bay yesterday, and so Clifton 4th it was. Still, it wasn’t ideal, as the gusts hit every umbrella on the beach, sending the ice-cream men running. But nothing could disturb these beauties…Check the earphones.
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UCT Rugby Naked Calendar
06 Dec 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
The Italian Football side did it for D&G. Helen Mirren et al did it for a local hospital in the movie Calendar Girls. Now, UCT’s MC Marais XV have stripped off for charity and an annual tour. Ladies and Gentlemen (although this one is definitely more for the laydeez), I present the 2011 MC Marais Naked Calendar:
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Wavescape Surf Film Festival 2010 – Barrels For Your Eyeballs
02 Dec 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
The seventh annual Wavescape Surf Film Festival is upon us, girls and boys. To avoid missing out on the event that will undoubtedly set the scene for a most successful summer, click through. We promise you good news, and very, very pretty pictures.
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Prawn Spotted In Media24′s Reception
02 Dec 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
Spotting a prawn in full attire with a helmet on, in a public place, will alarm even the most relaxed individual. But imagine how it felt for Nick H, as he wandered through Media24’s reception area and was presented with THIS! In his own workplace! Poor thing. The irony of the ‘No Firearms’ sign (a […]
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The 2010 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show [Video]
01 Dec 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
It’s a special time of year for fashionistas and 2oceansvibers alike, as we are reminded exactly why Victoria’s Secret and their angel representatives dwell in a league of their own. And our very own Candice Swanepoel is there too. But not only is she there – she is quite clearly the MAIN angel! Baie mooi, Candice! Follow link for last night’s big event!
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Wanted Dead, Alive Or Not On Twitter
01 Dec 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Kim Kardashian is dead. Not really. I know, I also got excited but the fact is she’s just pretending to be dead to raise money for people affected by Aids in Africa and India, specifically. Today is World AIDS Day. Make a note of that.
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Butlers: Rocking Deals With Mo’s and Mustard
26 Nov 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Rarely, if ever, has such a great combination of ingredients existed. Butlers is spoiling us once again with happy vibes, excellent pies, and wonderful Mo’s. That’s right. If you haven’t ordered a Butler’s pie in a while, you’ve been missing out on moustachio’d Butlers, and free moustaches yourself, along with a slew of other great prizes. Click through for the meat.
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Spotted At ‘Checkers’ Staff Entrance
25 Nov 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Living in the Cape comes with many bonuses, not least of being some of our local population’s tradition of knocking out their front teeth. Personally, I think it’s very sexy . But besides from that, it seems a lot of our population are missing more than just their front teeth. This sign was spotted at […]
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Victoria’s Secret Angels Lip-Synching Katy Perry
25 Nov 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I can just imagine what it must be like touring with these angels. I would love nothing more than to be one of the girls – prancing around in lingerie and singing pop hits using our hairbrushes as mock-microphones, as we bitch about other lesser models backstage! You gotta see this video – it’s HOT HOT HOT!
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2oceansviber Makes Marathon Running History
24 Nov 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 2 Comments
2oceansviber and extreme marathon runner, Ryan Sandes has become the very first person in the biological history of human kind to run and win all four of the 4 Deserts marathon series. The last race, which took place in sub-zero Antarctica, saw Sandes take control of the the lead early on, and never relinquish it. There you have it, conclusive proof that 2oceansvibers are stronger, smarter, and more likely to posses the necessary skills to inspire submission than any other group of people.
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Feel It, It Is Beer! And It Comes With 2ov Specials!
24 Nov 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 3 Comments
Hearken, The Cape Town Festival of Beer approaches. A lot of people have asked, does Cape Town really need another beer festival? We’d like to point out that what Cape Town is getting is a Festival of Beer, not a beer festival. What’s the difference? The former is sophisticated and fun. The latter never is. Now, would a certain 2oceansviber like a 2oceansvibe Festival of Beer special? You would? Click through for details.
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Cape Town Man Takes 6th Place In NY Marathon For Handcycling Category
23 Nov 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 3 Comments
Cape Town local and epic handcyclist, Andrew Stodel recently cleaned up the majority of the elite competitors in his handcycling field at the New York Marathon, finishing sixth out of 198 professional handcycling athletes. Read his personal account of the race after the jump.
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Adriaan Bergh Reveals His Real Self [New VIDEO]
23 Nov 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 8 Comments
Adriaan Willem Bergh has hit us with yet another video. It’s more of an explanation of his previous masterpiece, in which the auteur explains that there’s no such thing as bad publicity. Right you are, AWB. Adriaan Bergh is the gift that keeps on giving. Let’s get this man on national television, people.
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He’s Back – YOUR Mr South Africa [VIDEO]
18 Nov 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 17 Comments
That’s right ladies and gentlemen. Due to unprecedented demand, Mr Adriaan Willem Bergh has re-posted his Mr South Africa 2011 promotional video to YouTube (you saw it here first), and he’s directed us to it. If this is the kind of treatment we’re getting before he wins, just imagine the true pleasure we’re in for following his victory.
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‘Cowboys & Aliens’ Is Going To Make Cowboys and Harrison Ford Cool Again
18 Nov 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 3 Comments
The teaser trailer for Cowboys & Aliens is out. The title may be a little worrisome for you, and maybe you’re afraid that, with Harrison Ford being there, this is going to be some sort of Morning-Glory-esque weep-fest starring Rachel McAdams. I put it to you that this movie is going to be the best thing in your life when it gets released.
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Road Closures For Bafana Bafana Versus The Yanks
17 Nov 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 2 Comments
Fellow Capetonians! You may, or may not be aware that Bafana Bafana will be clashing with the United States of America on the hallowed field of Cape Town Stadium this very evening at 21h30. The game is sold out, so needless to say, a fair number of pedestrians and vehicles will be thronging the streets. Thus, for your benefit, a list of road closure times around the city today.
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The Atlantic Seaboard Is Poo Verskrik
16 Nov 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 3 Comments
A shitstorm is brewing, quite literally, on the Atlantic Seaboard as Bakoven residents find themselves up in arms about a recent sewerage leak. It’s so bad now that even the NSRI refuse to train! Warning: following this link will take you to a report which includes an uncensored version of this article’s main photo. Sis!
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“Phone Calls Are For Emergencies” – TechCrunch
16 Nov 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
For something that started out as a ‘movement,’ has now manifested itself into an overwhelming crescendo of consensus. Random phone calls are OVER. In her article entitled, ‘The Phone Call Is Dead,’ Alexia Tsotsis from Tech Crunch touched on a few of the indisputable points that 2oceansvibe has been giving for the last few years.
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Batman Sequel To Star Two Attractive Ladies To Make Up For Heath Ledger’s Absence
15 Nov 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Chris Nolan, auteur behind the no-longer-embarassing Batman franchise, has started gearing up for the third installment of the rebooted series – The Dark Knight Rises. Apparently Nolan wants two female leads this time, just to rub it in Katie Holmes’ face. Potential candidates and gallery after the jump.
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PleaseShutUp.com Joins The Revolution
15 Nov 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
A genius new website has launched which seems to be in full support of a cause that 2oceansvibe has championed for many years. PleaseShutUp.com clearly and humorously outlines the grossly antisocial, selfish and ridiculous behaviour found in modern day society – that of making and receiving random unplanned and unexpected phone calls.
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