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Fear And Loathing In Le Sutherland – More Info On The French Cult Killer Couple
19 Jan 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Philippe Meniére and his life partner, Agnes Jardel, the French Couple who shot dead one police officer and critically wounded another, are still at large somewhere in the surrounding area of Sutherland. As police continue their search, some seriously bizarre details have begun to emerge about their cult and the 12 years they spent cultivating weirdness on the Karoo farm.
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Another Reason Not To Cuddle?
19 Jan 2011 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
Dutch scientists have linked post-orgasmic illness in men to an allergic reaction to their own semen. It has been awarded the title of Post Orgasmic Illness Syndrome (POIS). IOL has reported that these scientists did a study with 45 men who had previously complained about issues after issuing.
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The Neo Africa ‘Tri-Series’ Rugby Tournament Is About To Go Down!
18 Jan 2011 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Yes, ladies and gents, the great rugby machine that is South Africa is about to wake from its festive slumber, and it’s keen to begin stretching those butt-kicking muscles. You guessed it, it’s almost Super Rugby time. And Super Rugby team of course means it’s warm up game time. But since we’ve gotten used to winning, […]
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GQ’s Victoria’s Secret Cover + Gallery
17 Jan 2011 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
By now you would have noticed, looking at the magazine covers to the left of the page, that the February issue of GQ (UK Edition), features none other than the Victoria’s Secret supermodels. More to the point, it includes our very own Candice Swanepoel! We did the right thing and got you the pics from […]
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Audi R8 Car Guard’s Are Facing Fraud Charges
17 Jan 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
When deceased property developer and sky-diving enthusiast, Rob Taylor generously donated his Audi R8 to two car guards at the foot of table mountain in January 2010, he probably didn’t bet on those same car guards would have fraud charges brought against them by Taylor’s business partner, and de facto owner of the car.
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JORDY SMITH INTERVIEW : He Wants Kelly Slater – He “Wants Him Bad”
14 Jan 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Alright, so that title may be pushing it, especially considering that the world #2 hasn’t claimed his first ASP World Tour title yet (clue: he will, this year), but with pro surf photographer Ant Fox, Seth and Bruce Good in attendance, it was a pretty darn fine interview.
Follow the link to get the full interview.
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Economic Heat – Jardine Chef Gets Out Of The Kitchen
14 Jan 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
The phrase goes, “If you can’t handle the heat, get the hell out of the kitchen”. In economic terms, the past two years have been pretty chilly, which has in turn left more than a few businesses owners feeling a little hot under the collar. Controversial Cape Town restaurant, Jardine, is the latest to fall foul of the global recession, and the head chef has made for greener pastures.
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Today’s Random Game: Guess The Location?
14 Jan 2011 by Seth Rotherham / 10 Comments
Today’s game involves a car that was spotted on the streets of Cape Town. This is a given, as it has a stunning WP numberplate. But the big question is, WHERE in Cape Town was it spotted? More to the point, what suburb? Follow the link to see the answer!
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Rob Taylor May Have Been Haunted By Drugs, Depression, And Guilt
12 Jan 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Yesterday we had a comment on our story, Rob Taylor Took The Ultimate Jump which prompted us to do a little extra digging. Professionals suggest that his unusual behaviour leading up to his death may have been a result of drug use or a mental health ailment.
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Prince William’s Stag Might Be Happening At The Fez
11 Jan 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Chatter on the street is that Prince William’s stag party is going down at the Fez in Cape Town. Nothing’s confirmed at this point, but the rationale for the speculation is rather convincing. Click through for more.
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Rob Taylor Took The “Ultimate Jump”
10 Jan 2011 by Jasmine Stone / 4 Comments
Soon after we published the story that property development tycoon, Rob Taylor, was suspected of having perished by suicide by leaping off Table Mountain, online conversations around the incident began to reveal a number of curious, if not unnerving details of the circumstances leading up to Taylor’s death.
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Charitable Audi R8 Donor Suspected Of Committing Suicide
10 Jan 2011 by Jasmine Stone / 4 Comments
Rob Taylor, the property tycoon from Howick (KZN) who donated his R2,03 million Audi R8 to two car guards at the base of Table Mountain in January of 2010, is suspected of committing suicide by leaping from the base of the top cable car station on Sunday evening.
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Destroy Ed Hardy And Clothe The Homeless
10 Jan 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
The folks at the Super Top Secret advertising firm are taking any Ed Hardy or Affliction t-shirt you send them and donating the clothing to the homeless. We like to keep our bird/stone ratio pretty solid here at 2ov, so the possibility of lowering the global douchebag quotient and helping out the lower-income brackets appeals.
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Smith & Smith Spotted At Caprice
08 Jan 2011 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Having never met before, SA cricket captain, Graeme Smith and SA surf champ, Jordy Smith, finally met at Cafe Caprice this week. Apparently they were downing 2oceansvibe cocktails all night. Because that’s how they….? *Have you spotted any celebs around town? Send ’em through and you will be rewarded 😉
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Unicyclists Complete Epic Ride At Mouille Point On Saturday
06 Jan 2011 by Jasmine Stone / 2 Comments
At 12:00PM on Saturday, the 8th of January 2011, three monstrously tough unicyclists and their support car will arrive in at Mouille Point lighthouse after completing a 44-day off-road tour, from Durban to Cape Town, on UNICYCLES.
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Stodels Nursery Expands Ass Offering
04 Jan 2011 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
It was just a month ago that a reader sent in proof that Stodels Nursery was selling ‘Ass Succulents.’ We agreed that this made sense, giving the current demand for Ass Products. But Ass Succulent sales were clearly off the charts, as Stodels is now also selling Pear Ass and Peach Ass. Who would have thought? Check it out after the link.
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The Stig Is Baby Jesus? Someone Didn’t Get The Memo
31 Dec 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 10 Comments
Christians everywhere, present company included, are feeling various levels of indignity, ranging from mild irksomeness to apoplectic rage, and they’re directing those emotions toward the much beloved BBC television show, Top Gear. The show depicted the Stig as Baby Jesus, which is just plain wrong. We already know Baby Jesus, and he;s not the Stig.
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TBG Sighting At Kirstenbosch Gardens
29 Dec 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
It’s a special thing, to nail down what is potentially the last TBG (Tall Blonde Guy) sighting of 2010. And what better way to do it than in a place that eclipses his serene beauty and majesty – Kirstenbosch Gardens. And hey, it’s no secret that the TBG once had an affair with Mother Nature. […]
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Sex In The Mother City – Episode 3
22 Dec 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
This is the third installment of the weekly Sex In The Mother City series. After enjoying the attention of Julian in Episode 2, our antagonist Kira discovers the attention that comes her way at three parties across the mother city. Where does she fit in this scene, and why is she so in demand? Sex In […]
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2oceansvibe Radio Interview Jacques Kallis [VIDEO]
22 Dec 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Richard Hardiman managed to squeeze a lunch meeting with Jacques Kallis yesterday afternoon following reports that he had crashed his Audi R8 into his neighbours’ front gate at 02h30 on Tuesday morning. An obviously fatigued Kallis was kind enough to give us a few minutes to chat.
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Jacques Gets His Swagger Back
21 Dec 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 3 Comments
This is a cautionary tale. You get new hair, and your life will change. This is the news: Jacques Kallis crashed his Audi R8 (excellent taste, JK) supercar into his neighbour’s gate at 02h30 this morning. Now let it be known, hair implants will increase your self-confidence to dangerous levels.
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Headstand Cyclist Cruises Past Cafe Caprice
20 Dec 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 3 Comments
The Silly Season is no better on display than in the hub of silliness, Camps Bay. Our brothers and sisters from the north have arrived, with their vests and muscles and costume jewelry. It’s quite beautiful to watch, my china! I took a little video clip of the action and you just won’t believe what I caught on tape, cycling past.
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2oceansvibe Exclusive: The TBG Is On Twitter!
20 Dec 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Never before has a Twitter account been so celebrated. For a man who has spent generations creating happiness and joy throughout the world, it makes absolute sense that The TBG should allow his legions of believers this unprecedented access to his divine and magical ways. What better way to get closer to the great man, […]
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The Heineken Five A Side Soccer Challenge
18 Dec 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
What are you doing this Sunday? Sleeping? We thought as much. In the interest of fun and good health, we urge you to head down to the Heineken Five A Side Soccer Challenge at Hamiltons Rugby Club tomorrow. That’s right, we’re urging. Anyhow, the afterparty is likely to be rather good, what with the country’s […]
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Spot A Celebrity And Win Boschendal Bubbly!
17 Dec 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
There are some shopping malls in Cape Town that are not very much fun to visit. Retail and culinary quarters, on the other hand, are packed full of celebrities, and the Cape Quarter is one of them. But they’re not content with providing you with eye candy, they want to give you free Boschendal bubbly, too. Click through for details.
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Natalie Portman Strips For New York Times Magazine [VIDEO]
17 Dec 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
It’s common knowledge that I claimed Natalie Portman when she was a lightie – back when she played the role of Matilda in The Professional (AKA Leon). Sure I was ridiculed for backing someone so young, but kyk hou lyk hy nou! She has blossomed into an absolute murderer and no-one can take her from me. Why? Because I claimed her first. Enjoy this vid..
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Holy Smokes! A Marshall Sale!
15 Dec 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
That’s right you crazy kids – Marshall is hosting a sale this very eve. The sale will be happening in the City and Constantia branches, but word on the street is that Constantia will be especially rewarding…Nudge nudge. Check out the flyer above.
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Tony Yengeni Spotted At The Grand On The Beach
14 Dec 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
ANC veteran Tony Yengeni is spotted quietly kicking it with a glass of vino at the Grand Restaurant on the beach near the V&A Waterfront in Cape Town this week. El vino did flow.. (Photo by Gallo Images/Foto24/Lulama Zenzile)
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Clifton: 1, Camps Bay: 1
14 Dec 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
I kid you not, I arrive at my usual spot on Camps Bay beach on Sunday morning and guess who happens to be lying there, yip the girls from Clifton 4th. But it gets better people, after the jump you will see why.
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Oh Hey, Just Unicycling Across The Country, No Big Deal
14 Dec 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Unicycling has arguably been around since there have been wheels and chairs. That’s just science. Charity has been around for a pretty long time too. So it’s fitting that these two ancient disciplines would come together in the Counter Balance ‘Freedom Revolution Tour,’ which is raising funds to provide disadvantaged school kids with shoes.
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