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Cape Town Boys And Girls
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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT
26 Jun 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 3 Comments
Cape Town suffers from late night drunk texts just as much (possibly a tad more) as the rest of the world. You know the ones. When you wake up in the morning and see a string of “WHERE ARE YOU???” texts and booty calls from various girls and boys, sent at 3am. Or, should I […]
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28 YEAR OLD CAPETONIAN BLOGS ABOUT HER DIVORCE
21 Apr 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 10 Comments
Ok, it’s not just about her divorce, but she is going through one. I’m told on good authority that she is a 28 year old “smoking hot” white Capetonian, working in the city bowl who swears and takes sleeping pills. Right up your alley, perhaps? The website is called This Is The Life (TITL) and […]
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BOYS WILL BE BOYS
25 Mar 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 6 Comments
I picked this up from the BBC. It’ll make your day. 60-foot penis painted on roof An 18-year-old has secretly painted a 60ft drawing of a phallus on the roof of his parents’ £1million mansion in Berkshire. It was there for a year before his parents found out. They say he’ll have to scrub […]
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MEGAN FOX IS BACK ON THE MARKET!
27 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
Welcome home, Megs. We missed you, my babes. Put your bag down. Take of your kit. ‘atta girl! Megan Fox Comes home That’s right, team, Megs is back Check, check, check it out: Megan Fox has split from her fiancé. The ‘Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen’ star and Brian Austin Green (see you around, […]
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COSMOPOLITAN SEX SURVEY : IT’S FOR THE BIRDS
18 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
I strongly suggest all girls make their way to the Cosmo Sex Survey. And I strongly suggest that the guys don’t! I made that mistake, you see.. Get there fast, ladies! I smelt a rat when I came to the question that asked: “How long would you date someone before having sex with […]
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SEND A VALENTINE’S DAY LOVE BOX
12 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
I’m making use of a number of my resources this week. With the help of my friendly Butlers, there will be a number of Knead Love Boxes being sent all over town to some special angels! The contents of the Love Box Knead (Wembley Square – Cape Town) are offering the boxes (with the above […]
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VALENTINE’S DAY WITH AGENT PROVOCATEUR
04 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
It’s Valentines day in a week and a bit’s time. Pretty awesome stuff. Takes me back to my days in the boarding house when the various girls’ schools used to exchange red roses with the boys’ schools; with each rose and message being read out at lunch time. Some guys got stacks. Some got none. […]
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PMS BUDDY . COM
04 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Oh my goodness, you guys are going to EAT this one up. The Adventurer dropped me an email with a link to one of the most ingenious websites God has ever created.. www.pmsbuddy.com With a woman’s menstrual cycle (someone had to say it) taking 28 days, rather than a full month of 30/31 […]
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URBAN SLANG LESSON : “MUFFIN TOP”
02 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
For those of you who have not been educated in the way of the slang word, today is your lucky day. Because today you are going to learn about one of the greatest urban expressions of our time : “MUFFIN TOP” Let me explain. You know the way muffins bake and hang over the top […]
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GREATEST BEST MAN SPEECH EVER
11 Nov 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Best Man speeches can go either way. They can bomb, or they can kill. Some best men miss the mandate and spend their time regaling stories of the various skanks the groom nailed in his singles – Cringe City. Whilst others are just sublime, like when The Rock completely fucking murdered it on The Outside […]
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SETH’S PICKUP LINE TIP #237
16 May 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
So I was at this bar the other night.. Don’t you love that classic male intro? “Yeah, so I’m at this bar the other night..” Brilliant! So anyway, I was at this bar the other night ordering a drink. I can’t remember what the drink was (probably French), but this little vixen of a bar […]
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SLEEPOVERS, PSYCHOS, ETC.
30 Jul 2007 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
By all accounts, it seems there is a very real fixed minimum number of nights that your chick demands you spend together, with her, in the week. So when you have a girlfriend, you slowly get whipped into adhering to these sleepover rules. Sometimes without even realising it. Next thing you know, you’re lying about […]
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