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Audi R8 Car Guard’s Are Facing Fraud Charges
17 Jan 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
When deceased property developer and sky-diving enthusiast, Rob Taylor generously donated his Audi R8 to two car guards at the foot of table mountain in January 2010, he probably didn’t bet on those same car guards would have fraud charges brought against them by Taylor’s business partner, and de facto owner of the car.
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Prince William’s Stag Might Be Happening At The Fez
11 Jan 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Chatter on the street is that Prince William’s stag party is going down at the Fez in Cape Town. Nothing’s confirmed at this point, but the rationale for the speculation is rather convincing. Click through for more.
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Unicyclists Complete Epic Ride At Mouille Point On Saturday
06 Jan 2011 by Jasmine Stone / 2 Comments
At 12:00PM on Saturday, the 8th of January 2011, three monstrously tough unicyclists and their support car will arrive in at Mouille Point lighthouse after completing a 44-day off-road tour, from Durban to Cape Town, on UNICYCLES.
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The Stig Is Baby Jesus? Someone Didn’t Get The Memo
31 Dec 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 10 Comments
Christians everywhere, present company included, are feeling various levels of indignity, ranging from mild irksomeness to apoplectic rage, and they’re directing those emotions toward the much beloved BBC television show, Top Gear. The show depicted the Stig as Baby Jesus, which is just plain wrong. We already know Baby Jesus, and he;s not the Stig.
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Sex In The Mother City – Episode 3
22 Dec 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
This is the third installment of the weekly Sex In The Mother City series. After enjoying the attention of Julian in Episode 2, our antagonist Kira discovers the attention that comes her way at three parties across the mother city. Where does she fit in this scene, and why is she so in demand? Sex In […]
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Public Service Announcement From Seth: Money
09 Dec 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Every now and then I drop one of these public service announcements, because I love you and you should know about them. Love is an action, not an emotion, okay?
Think about that. I’m acting out my love for you.
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Imogen Heap Is Coming To South Africa
07 Dec 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 9 Comments
The Grammy Award-Winning artist and singer of the much-popularised single, Hide And Seek is coming to our temperate shores in early 2011. She’ll be playing in Johannesburg and Cape Town for two nights only, respectively. Check out the details after the jump!
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Innovative Parking Solutions In The Northern Suburbs
29 Oct 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 3 Comments
Parking is a well-known bugbear for the citizens of the greater Cape Town Metropole, some might even say the situation is reaching a critical mass. But the men and women of of the Northern Suburbs are putting on a masterclass of guile and smarts in the parking department. Thanks to Mike and Mike’s brother for sending in the evidence.
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Just Look At The Guns On These Guys
12 Oct 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Cape locals Glenn Ward and Dries Millard are about to embark on a road trip of epic proportions – they’ll be undertaking a marathon trek from Saldanha to Cape Town. That’s a distance of 142km. Now I don’t know about you, but the daily trip to the water cooler is a significant achievement for me. Oh yeah, small detail. They’ll be doing it in wheel chairs.
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Die Antwoord Releases “Evil Boy”
07 Oct 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 4 Comments
Die Antwoord have released their latest music vid on the interwebs, as they’re prone to. They’re pushing the usual Die Antwoord boundaries with copious bad haircuts, gold teeth, permanent markers, penises, tokoloshes, and handcuffs.
Oh yeah, probably NSFW, but in a comical, ridiculous, “is that a huge wooden knob?” kind of way [VIDEO].
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Randall Abrahams Sobs
05 Oct 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
South African media’s most ubiquitous judge and man-about-town, Randall Abrahams has been filmed with what appears to be clear liquid seeping from his eye sockets during shooting for SA’s Got Talent.
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HOUT BAY HULLABALOO
21 Sep 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 5 Comments
Twitter is abuzz with realtime reports of clashes between police and residents of Hangberg, in Hout Bay. News24’s Dan Calders is on the ground, posting an up to the minute photo essay on Twitter. Eye witnesses have reported plumes of smoke rising from the area, and police firing rubber bullets at residents, who are firing […]
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MARINE TAXIS SHOWS US THE BEST WAY TO FAIL
20 Sep 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 21 Comments
You know at school when you were playing cricket, or tennis, or badminton, or javelin, or whatever, and the coach lent in for a little advice? “Go hard.” That’s what every self-respecting coach tells his charges when the moment demands it. Even if you fail, at least you’ve failed hard. And Marine Taxis have gone […]
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MEET SOUTH AFRICA’S NEWEST RECORD HOLDER
17 Sep 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 6 Comments
A national hero For breakfast, it’s steak porridge. For lunch, it’s steak. Around 3pm it’s a blended steak meal replacement. For dinner, it’s steak, with a side of biltong. We could be talking of no other than South Africa’s freshest Guinness World Record holder, Jan Braai.
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BIG ISSUE UPDATE – FLORENCE IS THE BIGGER (WO)MAN
15 Sep 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Remember the most hated bakkie in Cape Town? The Big Issue vendor who suffered unwarranted humiliation at the hands of has shown us once again why this country is ultimately worth believing in. Despite initial reports that Florence Godonwana, 36, would lay charges of crimen injuria against the men who threw water on her, she […]
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THE MOST HATED BAKKIE IN CAPE TOWN
13 Sep 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 24 Comments
On Saturday afternoon, at around 15h30, a group of young men in a white bakkie (that’s a “pick-up” or a “ute” for our foreign readers) called a Big Issue vendor over to their stationary vehicle at a traffic light in central Cape Town. They then allegedly poured acid water all over her, and her wares. […]
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THE INTERVARSITY BREWERY SHOWDOWN
20 Aug 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Feeling a little bit wonky… When their students aren’t quibbling over gay kissing, UCT and Stellenbosch University are waging beer war. And beer is most certainly worth waging war over. Consider these wise words of wisdom from greater men than I: “You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline […]
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STELLENBOSCH GUFFAWS AT PREDICTABLY SCANDALOUS UCT STUDENTS
17 Aug 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 11 Comments
Those of you who are Stellenbosch University Alumni may perhaps remember the annual “Soen in die Laan” (“Kiss in the Lane”) event, at which scores of students clench lips in a moment of heady abandon. Such a lovely Casablanca vibe, hey? Yeah, it is. Except…
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FANWALK FOR PEACE AND UNITY IN CAPE TOWN
16 Jul 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Morning, Chaps. If you didn’t tune in 2oceansvibe Radio this morning, then you missed a cracker. Make sure you hit the podcast when it comes out. In any event, you have an opportunity to redeem yourself and prove once more that you’re worthy of the Vibe. Cape Town is hosting the Ubuntu Festival this weekend […]
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EXCLUSIVE CAPE TOWN GIG – GET YOUR NAME ON THE LIST
12 Jul 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Cape Town vibers, a little blue bird told me that South African muso Farryl Purkiss will be playing an exclusive, intimate gig at a chilled, private venue on the Atlantic Seaboard this evening. The first five vibers to email me (correct email after jump) get their name on the list, as well as the details […]
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YOLANDI VI$$ER PLAYS IT ICE COLD..
05 Jul 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
The smaller half of Die Antwoord’s vocal duo, Yolandi Vi$$er, has just klapped Hollywood in the hol, ek se. She was approached by some corporate naaiers who tjooned her to play the main betty in a movie-film version of Stieg Larsson’s The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo. Moreover, my pedigree chums, the film is to […]
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A VIRTUAL TOUR OF SETH’S CAPE ROYALE PENTHOUSE..
14 Jun 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 4 Comments
All protocol was relaxed as we granted one photographer and virtual-tour expert (Panascape) unprecedented access to my suite at the Cape Royale hotel. As it is my primary residence, you can imagine what intimate never-seen-before details were caught on camera. The virtual tour itself let’s you cruise around the Cape Royale hotel (spinning 360 degrees […]
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ANOTHER AWESOME GUMTREE AD
31 Mar 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
This time we’ve got a guy advertising a digs, with a view to dominating Long Street like it’s never been dominated before! All he needs is a wing man. A straight, good looking, wing man! Check it out: See original ad HERE R3,000 a month for the best time of your life it looks like! […]
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ONLINE DATING IS GETTING SERIOUS
29 Mar 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 5 Comments
As South Africa is only starting to properly get into online dating, these recent stats and figures out of the US tell an amazing tale. In particular, it is very interesting to note that the gender split is nearly 50/50. That, and the fact that it is a bigger industry than porn! Now that’s impressive! […]
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THE 2OCEANSVIBE PARTY YOU’VE BEEN WAITING FOR
16 Feb 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 9 Comments
Aaah yeah, that’s right… it’s all happening on MARCH 19! You know the party is going to be big when the venue was chosen specifically for its size – so as to accommodate the sheer number of people! What am I talking, you ask? Oh nothing, just “THE VIBE” – a party in Camps Bay […]
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THE GREATEST STORY EVER TOLD
15 Oct 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 5 Comments
I’ve never really had the honours of being caught in the act with another man’s woman. And I’ve certainly not been caught hiding in the cupboard when he arrives home, either! It’s not really my vibe. In the driveway at two in the morning, sure! But never in the cupboard! If I was caught (in […]
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ROCK PAPER SCISSORS GRAND NATIONAL VIDEO
30 Sep 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
You’ll recall with tears in your eyes the 2nd Neighbourhood Rock/Paper/Scissors Grand National which took place a couple months ago at Neighbourhood bar on Long Street. Ja, well it looks like the organisers have finally surfaced from the tequila haze and have produced a highlights video from the event. They’re taking it national (properly) soon […]
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SUGAR DADDIES AND SUGAR BABIES UNITE!
30 Sep 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 7 Comments
I’m *cough* sure this website has all the right intensions but, honestly, from where I’m sitting it looks tailor made for middle-age affairs and mid-life crises (yes, that is how you spell the plural of “crisis”). Time for an upgrade? Pop on down to sugarcupid.com! The website goes for this vibe – and I quote: […]
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SHARKS LAUNCH “SINGLE SHARKS” ONLINE DATING WEBSITE
10 Sep 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 14 Comments
Sharks Rugby have really outdone themselves this time! They’ve expanded the successful sharks brand and franchise into an online dating service. And check out the chicks they’ve got on the front page – wowzers! singlesharks.co.za Ja, look, those are obviously just promotion or Sharks girls on the right of the screen – I […]
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CLIFTON BEACH HOUSE FOR YOU *FOR FREE*
09 Jul 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 6 Comments
One of the 2oceansvibe readers were cruising around Gumtree, trying to find a place to rent. As one might expect from a 2oceansviber, she wasn’t shy to peruse some places in Clifton. That’s when she stumbled upon this little BEAUT! 3 bed, Fully Itatlian Furnished Clifton beach house Ad ID: 139760893 Hi All you […]
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