Another year, another Caprice Volleyball Tournament ! I waltzed down to Camps Bay beach yesterday (Sunday) arvee, in the hope of finding exactly what I did – a THRONG a beautiful bodies, pumping tunes, sweat, sea and sun! Mmm mm! Paraglider included.. Lexi and Barratt Killing it Snaith, Jarvis and Dent Cool band name.. Raad, […]
Last week we brought you the heart warming story about Sweden’s Princess Victoria her engagement to her fitness trainer, Daniel. We chatted about how well he had done, given his status as a commoner. That was before we saw Princess Madeleine, her sister, who is even hotter. Check, check, check it out! Bona fide smoker […]
Welcome home, Megs. We missed you, my babes. Put your bag down. Take of your kit. ‘atta girl! Megan Fox Comes home That’s right, team, Megs is back Check, check, check it out: Megan Fox has split from her fiancé. The ‘Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen’ star and Brian Austin Green (see you around, […]
I received an invite from Marina at The Little Black Blook to the launch of the new uber-cool Harley-Davidson “Dark Custom” range of motorcycles last Thursday at The Winery, Mandela Rhodes Place. Wow! The night really was fabulous, with beautiful naughty little angels everywhere, fully stocked bar and a live session with Prime Circle, no […]
OKAY, can everyone just reLAX for a second?! Jesus…..[tidies hair] ….the ink has barely dried on Adriana Lima’s blog article announcing that she is no longer a virgin and is MARRIED. And now we get this bullshit news about Rachel Bilson being engaged! HUH?! Can we not get a WEEK between announcements of awesome chicks […]
Just quickly take this in. Scarlett Johansson, Dolce & Gabbana, 2oceansvibe… My God, it’s like a vibe explosion! Touch yourself..
Brace yourselves – I have incredibly bad news. Victoria’s Secret model, Adriana Lima, is married. Adriana Lima, as I will always remember her. Before she threw it all away. be strong She got married to Marko Jaric on – wait for it [cotch ] – Valentine’s Day! AWESOME! It was all announced on […]
You see, this is the point I was trying to put across the other day. You find yourself turning and staring and you’re like, “Jesus, look at that piece of…” and then, as your eyes focus your brain signals you to shut up and stop what you’re saying and doing and thinking. PULL OUT!! PULL […]
It reminds me of when my mother arrived home and I was wearing her high heels. She did a bad job of hiding the panic and told me to remove them at once. Although I was only seven, a boy, and the shoes were not my size; I think my mother secretly agreed that I […]
Before I kick off here, it should just be noted that, although being in the same league of beauty, Bar Rafaeli is no relation to local female publishing dynamos Vanessa and Julia and the Raphaely Dynasty. They went for the “ph” and the “y”, rather than the “f” and the “i.” I must say ‘m […]
Come on, Man! On a Thursday? At 15h00? 33 degrees? I have ABSOLUTELY no problem with that. *Angel not included. She just arrived with her boyfriend brother. This is what we in the industry refer to as a “bonsella.” ps. It’s 34 degrees tomorrow, my angels – sort your shit out..
It’s good that Elle magazine do this, because Adriana Lima is a 10 out of 10 smoker. I claimed her quite a few years ago, just before she became a Victoria’s Secret model. It’s nice to bask in one’s glory. “Seriously babe, you look fine in that. The invite said semi-casual” Warming down is […]
On the cover of the latest Italian Elle Magazine. Gisele BundchenVery easy on the eye And on we go!
This is the new Miss America, Katie Stam. Her victory was announced in the last week or so and I’ve been keeping it on my desktop, in lieu of the day that I reluctantly publish it. The day has come. I give you Miss America 2009, Katie Stam. Katie Stam I’ll be honest, […]
When you’re in the industry that I’m in, which I refer to as “God knows what,” you develop all sorts of systems. Systems that allow you to write articles to be published if and when you feel like it, as well as systems that store information to be used at a later stage. For the […]
Alessandra Ambrosio Now where was I… [thanks johnny]
Here we see Marisa Miller, one of our favourite Victoria’s Secret angels, on set this week. What a wonderful opportunity for boys and girls alike to see how important it is to buy a good bikini that sits nicely. Marisa Miller I am absolutely fine with that. If you like that, click here.
I was watching the Louis Theroux interview series on DVD earlier this week. You remember I mentioned DVD Nouveau the other day, right? Ja, so the Louis Theroux series comes highly recommended. By me. That’s right. El stampo of approvio. So anyway, in the one episode, Louis goes to white racist America and spends time […]
You’ll remember around October last year when Posh managed to nail a multi-million dollar campaign for Emporio Armani women’s underwear. So anyway, the first of those ads have started to appear in the states. I thought you might enjoy these: Underwear, high-heels, rug, in the sun I’m fine with that Slightly angry – primed […]
It would be somewhat out of line not to mention some of the angels on display at last Saturday’s 148th running of the Queen’s Plate. Slightly off the mark in black, rather than blue and white, the ever stylish Gina Athens did particularly well with this short knitted dress. Hat and shades combo also gets […]
No first fortnight of any year would be complete without a stunning pic of Scarlett Johansson. This time on the cover of the latest Harper’s Bazaar. Looking good, my angel. Looking good.. Johansson Absolutely nothing wrong with that. Here’s a snippet from the article. On a rainy afternoon in November, Scarlett Johansson […]
Given his history of banging their staff, it is kind of expected that Victoria Beckham pulled the plug on a planned hour long interview upon arrival in Milan this week. Especially after she did a spot of Googling with regards to the interviewer. These pictures were probably very similar to the pics she found. Ilaria […]
Miss Russia, Kseniya Sukhinova, opted against moving to Cape Town and working at Mavericks, and has now become Miss World. I very much doubt it pays as well. Miss India, Miss Russia and Miss Trinidad & Tobago Jeepers, Miss Trinidad & Tobago is throwing QUITE a vibe there. Read more here, if your levels […]
Shame, it’s starting to get a little sad now. I tell you, Brad must be so stoked he’s moved on from Little Miss Psycho. I mean, it’s three years since he and Angelina started bonking during the making of Mr. and Mrs. Smith, and Jennifer Arniston (it’s funnier if you call her Arniston, rather than […]
You might know her as Holly Madison, Hugh Hefner’s ex-Number 1 girlfriend. Holly Madison But to me and her close family and friends, she’ll always be Holly Cullen, the brunette from Oregan who worked at Hooters. That was around the time she (according to this website I found) indulged in a spot of rhinoplasty […]
Lip my stocking Not for, like, EVER. But for now, for a little bit, it’s fine.
Let’s be honest, when you see the headline “Anne Expecting Bundle of Joy,” who do you think of? It doesn’t LEAP into your mind, does it? It’s not like Madonna, or Angelina, or Victoria, or Paris, or Lindsay, or Britney, or Kate. Personally, I IMMEDIATELY thought of Anne Hathaway . I was like, “Jesus, baking! […]
I am absolutely FINE with these new pics of post-baby Jessica Alba in the new 2009 Campari Calendar. I just LOVE Campari’s vibe – the logo, the colours.. And the UMBRELLAS! Like you see in those old Bond films. At those coffee shops, with men and women dressed in linen, wearing boating shoes.. […]
Yes, interestingly enough, I managed to get my hands on the Country Road 2008 Summer Catalogue . And, I tell you what, I was glad that I did. Please enjoy the absolutely ANGEL they are using for the entire ladies section! Helloooo, my laydeh! Hey!? Are you ok with that? And please, there […]