Now, I’m sure we’ve chatted before about this. Or maybe we merely touched on it. And this is the subject of numberplates. The CA plates versus the WP plates, to be more specific. There seems to be a bit of confusion amongst foreigners and locals alike, when it comes to the various plates. People refer […]
Pavlov’s dogs learnt faster than this. Nice helmet Your friend’s balls are also very impressive Our social etiquette teachings are clearly far from over, as the exact same two cyclists from the last improper cyclist behaviour article are spotted again at Giovanni’s – and again the one fellow doesn’t understand the no-helmet rule. […]
2oceansvibe Character and ex-KFM morning-show disc jockey (try saying that with a straight face), Nic Marais (AKA The DJ), has gone off to study law at Yale. People are usually pretty impressed when I tell them that, after they ask me why he is no longer hosting Cape Town’s biggest breakfast show. That’s when I […]
Pray First. Ok, and then what? [thanks lotte]
I think the best way to put it into perspective would be to think back to school days when the bullies used to put “KICK ME” stickers on the back of the geeks’ blazers, and they would get “gat-skops” all day without realising why. Only this time the geeks have put the stickers on themselves […]
After a stunning meal at The Grand in Camps Bay on Friday night (with emphasis on the food, rather than the service) and a solid toot at Caprice, Saturday’s weather followed through without effort. A stunning day was had at The Entrepreneur’s pile, as we indulged in some surf and turf spectator action; with the […]
Some buddies of mine (including The Film Guy) have started this very cool Cape Town concept, called Taxi Jam. You can check out their website here. In a sentence : Taxi Jam is a selection of South Africa’s finest creative talent performing in an intimate 5 minute taxi ride. It’s pretty fucking cool and I […]
Like taxis, we have come to tolerate our lycra-engulfed brethren and now realise that the only defense is to simply divert young childrens’ attention away from the bizarre behaviour and stray balls on display. Sunday morning gave us some extreme examples of how the Shimano Warriors’ anti-social behaviour has gone WAY past the edge of […]
It goes, “Ey stranger. Long time. Do you remember who i am and what i look like or do you enjoy deliberately ignoring someone when their (her spelling) literally sitting behind you at Caprice“ Weird. She starts off semi-normal, and then seems to get a bit of a wobbly towards the end. I get a […]
As I often say, these things look pretty normal around here, until you take a picture of them and realise, Christ, this is NOT normal. Ilan W sent this in of a skateboarder catching a ride on the side of a front-end loader on Sea Point’s Beach Road. Here we see our boy waiting at […]
I’ve had numerous requests to get hold of the this clip from Friday night’s edition of Luv Sport on Supersport 1 at 21h00. The show’s host, Bob Skinstad (The Character Formerly Known As The Loose Forward) gave a big national TV birthday wish to ex-team mate and fellow 2oceansvibe character, Pieter Dixon (The Hooker). Stunning! […]
Happy birthday to Pieter Dixon (The Hooker)! The ex-Stormers hooker is no doubt celebrating with Butch James, at his current https://www.medsforhairloss.com/propecia.html club, Bath. Seth congratulates the little Dixie a few years back. You’re a beautiful man, Pieter.
I know a lot has been said on these pages in the past, and I understand that some of you might think I’m waging a secret little war against the Shimano-ladened breathren. But I’m not. I’m just teasing. I’m just being observant and asking questions. Like right here, right now. I promise I’m not “having […]
Still wading through the aftermath of the instant fame he received following his well documented delivery/encounter (article here) with a gaggle of hot Camps Bay babes, Brendan, the Butlers Pizza “celebrity driver” is still a very hot commodity. Take it from me! I’ll be honest, I wasn’t expecting it. Nor did I expect any driver […]
It was a stunning affair last week as I attended the launch of the new Tracy McGregor Summer range at Blue Bay Clothing in Green Point. You’ll remember Tracy was recently voted the Hottest Woman in South Africa 2008 by FHM Magazine. Yup, that’s the one As the new face of Blue Bay […]
Happy birthday, my love! The Chief
I’ve been sent this clip that I’ve been wanting to get hold of for quite some time. It’s David Beckham on air with Darren Scott on Jacaranda FM. A classic piece of radio, courtesy of Dan Nicholl, 2oceansvibe’s very own Celebrity MC. CLICK HERE TO PLAY/DOWNLOAD CLIP(Windows Media format) I’m fine with that.
I stumbled upon this hapless individual as I powered up Kloof Road towards Kloof Nek with Celine Dion blasting out the sunroof. It turns out he had a flat tyre. Shit, what a pity. I pretended to offer help as I took a few snaps – petrified I might miss the chance of capturing his […]
I received word from The Adventurer that Steve Jobs is launching the new generation iPods today. This will include a new feature on iTunes called “Genius.” Surprisingly, this has got nothing to do with DJ Fresh whatsoever. The iPod Nano – as before The Times Online reports: A new generation of iPods […]
In case you missed the “This Great Country” feature of the first Luv Sport TV show on Friday night, here it is. Please enjoy The Fruit Farmer below. Very, very special. Click here if that video doesn’t play and then refresh the next page that loads again and again until it plays! To […]
My GOD, Saturday was a gorgeous day! I cleverly didn’t over-indulge at Asoka the night before, following the launch of the first Luv Sport TV show. A good night’s sleep and a fresh joint (I went for the pinner – three drags and go) ensured maximum enjoyment of the good weather. I had breakfast scheduled […]
The first promo for Luv Sport has hit South African screens. The highly anticipated new sports/lifestyle show, hosted by Bob Skinstad (The 2oceansvibe Character Formerly Known As The Loose Forward) and Tammy-Anne Fortuin kicks off on Friday night. It is a live weekly show at 21h00 on SuperSport 1. Check it out.. Luv Sport […]
This is the wall of Sienna Miller’s Norf London home. Someone has indicated their belief that Sienna Miller is a “slut” It’s not what you want to find in the morning when you leave your home. I once walked out of my place (when I was living with The Hooker and The Insurance […]
I dig this chick’s vibe. I check her nearly every day walking from Camps Bay along Victoria Road to Bantry Bay and back. It’s incredible – she hardly ever looks up and never walks into anyone. Like those people that read at gym whilst cycling or running, only more tricky. And cooler. And healthier. […]
Yeah! Just SLAM it! Slam it like you mean it! The Surfer punishes a wave, displaying a unique prowess which magically, yet effortlessly, manages to blend the flash of a rock star with the poise of a bellerina. BANG! That just happened.. The Surfer – dancing (click image to zoom in) Two words […]
Well this guy is just turning into a phenomenon. While the TBG is away, The Spiciest Guy in Cape Town will play! The vibe continued with this sighting sent in by Grant Mc, who spotted our boy at Caprice the other day. The blue leather pants were a giveaway.   Not long after that […]
Never before have I felt more sorry for those of you out there who are unable to play videos over the internet. You know that is a basic human right, righdon’t you? I know that Woolworths head office struggles to get videos and only deals in static things. Like paper and pictures and words. Nonetheless, […]
Giving the TBG (Tall Blonde Guy) a run for his money, “Cape Town’s Spiciest Individual” was spotted again, on Friday night. This time just off Hope Street at an indoor bowls party if you don’t mind! You can’t make this shit up. Cape Town’s Spiciest Individual I should also mention that we are in possession […]
A lot of people have been asking where The TBG (Tall Blonde Guy) is, as his aura seems to have left Cape Town. It wasn’t long before a new TBG sighting was sent in from over the entire ocean in the UK! That makes perfect sense! Check this out: The TBG. With Child. Dear Seth, […]
Can you believe it!? It’s been OVER A YEAR since a TBG (Tall Blonde Guy) sighting was made at Claremont’s Tiger Tiger – the nightclub that will never say die. Check out this incredible account by Genevieve B, of the moment many people spend a lifetime searching for, but never get to experience. Genevieve B […]