Please, give this guy some crayons to play with
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Following our earlier analysis of Bheki Cele's mind and how he can POSSIBLY be allowed to say the things he does, he has chosen to trump all expectations and further emboeriss the state.

In the latest installment of insanity, the Kwazulu/Natal MEC for Transport has chosen to ensconce himself in the task of trying to obtain the name of the individual who sent in a cellphone video of his (Cele's) reckless blue light convoy. Reported on IOL, he allows us to further question what he actually does in the day by blurting out fresh-new ludicrous statements including (of the person who captured the video):

"He is a self-made, arrogant, non-accountable individual who purports to be a good citizen and I will dare to argue that he is also a racist"

Oooooh !!!!!! Low-blow, Bheki!

"We want his name so that he could explain his breaking of the law which includes speeding, using a cellphone whilst driving and threatening the PRemier's security"

Shame...

"It is surprising that the only newspapers reporting on this are the English newspapers. The issue has not been picked by Zulu newspapers"

I am sure I speak on behalf of a lot of people when I say how BORING, CHILDISH and PATHETIC it is for people to scream "racist" these days with such ease. Are you kidding me? The guy filmed you behaving like a lunatic on the road and now he is a racist? Get a grip, Bheki! You're losing it! You're rising to the bait! you don't even know his name, let alone his race!

For a man who considers his being late for a meeting as an emergency, is this REALLY a matter that you should take up your "valuable" time with?

The aspiring film-maker replied that the law has to do with operating a cellphone whilst driving, not a video camera. BEAUTIFULLY DONE, mystery man! It reminds me of a social experiment I wish to perform. I am very keen to drive as close to as I can to traffic police with a block of wood held to my ear. Once stopped my the police for using a cellphone whilst driving, I would like to see what happens when I show them the piece of wood I was using. They would have a fine ready for me, I'm sure. Something to do with "pretending" to use a cellphone.

I too was the victim of someone shouting racist the other day. Following my article on Bheki Cele. I received the following email:

hey seth

thanks for your site - lekker to have a chuckle south african style here in the uk, where people don't share our sense of humour. it's also good to see someone give HST his due - the dude was a legend.

but i thought i'd email to say your post about bheki cele is a bit racist. i agree he's an insane cunt, and the whole story is absurd and embarrassing. but the headline on the story and the "africa time" stuff implies that it's because he's black and african that he's a cunt. which is not true, and racist.

Otherwise, keep up the good work,

[name withheld]

Whilst our boy does mean well and is an avid reader of 2oceansvibe, it sickens me to think that there is this continued obsession to finger "racists". What is going on, people? Is it not boring to carry on like that?

In my reply I explained that the idea and headline of the incriminating article was created by a friend of mine, Swazi.

Swazi is not white.

Ohhh......so Swazi is the racist?

Shame.
   

Seth Rotherham
Editor
2oceansvibe.com
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