Friday Morning Spice

Siri thinks Trump is penis. CIA have recording of Crown Prince order. Rugby’s 12-team global league. Urban rambling is a thing. Is Meghan really such a hurricane? Rihanna leaves little to imagination.
This Is Sloane Hunter Bowing Out

And just like that, it’s time for Sloane Hunter to say farewell.
It’s Never Too Late – The Average Age Of Startup Founders Will Surprise You

If your twenties have long gone, and you’re feeling a little bit down because you weren’t able to get your business going, we have some good news.
‘Awards For Good Boys’ Is The Instagram Account You Need In Your Life Right Now

Working with the idea that some men expect praise for doing the smallest of deeds they should have done anyway, this illustrator hits the nail on the head.
This Is Great – Model Takes Pic Of Person Taking Sneaky Pic – Plays Out Over Social Media

Sitting on a random New York City train, a woman noticed she was sitting opposite an extremely attractive young man. So, she took a picture.
New Facebook Ad Acknowledges How Bad Things Have Become [Video]

Oh dear. In an effort to assure us that the social network is returning to normal, Facebook thought this ad would be appropriate.
Kanye’s New Love For Trump Is Confusing Trevor Noah [Video]

Yoh, it has been a long time since we dived deep into the meaning behind a Kanye Twitter rant. This truly is one for the books.
SA Horse Racing Industry Has Just Been Dealt A Massive Blow

One of the world’s highest profile horse racing personalities is turning his back on South Africa, and of course Markus Jooste’s name is involved.
Read This If You’re Having Problems With Your Dark Skin

Let’s be honest, there’s just not enough information out there on treating acne-prone dark skin tones. Here’s what you need to know.
Dead Whales Keep Washing Up In Mossel Bay

After three Bryde’s whales washed up dead on the shores surrounding Mossel Bay, the Department of Environmental Affairs started looking for answers.
‘Smallville’ Actress Arrested On Sex Trafficking Cult Charges [Video]

You’ve been introduced to NXIVM before, but now the cult has come crashing down after its leader and second-in-command were arrested.
Christina Aguilera Gets Dirrty On Carpool Karaoke With Cameo By Melissa McCarthy [Video]

James Corden outdid himself this time around, mashing together Christina Aguilera and Melissa McCarthy for one hell of a ride.
Zuckerberg Gets Grilled In Latest ‘Bad Lip Reading’ Episode [Video]

Bad Lip Reading is back, this time diving into what Mark Zuckerberg’s Congressional hearing might have sounded like if things spiralled out of control.
South Africa Has A Serious Child Porn Problem

Over the past three years, incidents of child pornography have quadrupled. Disturbingly, South Africa has become something of a “dumping ground”.
Bodybuilder Murdered In Blouberg Was Underworld “Professional Hit”

Tyrel Ekermans was in Cape Town to make amends after “causing kak” in Johannesburg. Unfortunately for him, it appears he caused some kak here, too.
What We Know About ‘Teardrop’, The Dangerous Woman Scamming Drivers Around Cape Town

From Kommetjie to Tokai, warnings of a young, violent woman ring out across social media. Here’s what you need to know.
Gringos Are Banned From These Cape Town Restaurants

In the spirit of freedom, we picked a few Cape Town restaurants that might tickle your fancy. If you’re not a gringo, that is.
12-Year-Old Ozzie Kid Fools Parents And Holidays In Bali On The Sly [Video]

After a family row, a 12-year-old from Sydney made his way to the airport with a credit card in hand and flew to Bali for an adventure.
Tatler’s Guide To Wedding Instagram Etiquette

Got any weddings coming up? Well, if you have a nasty habit of sharing every moment with the rest of the world, here are a few tips to abide by.
Here’s What Developers Have Planned For The Cape Quarter In Green Point

The Cape Quarter has been in refurbishment mode since 2013, but now its owners have announced what we can expect to happen next.
Two-Minute Look At How Bonkers The Brits Went Over Yesterday’s Royal Birth [Video]

To some, yesterday was a magical day as the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge introduced their third child to the world. Britons are weird.
You Need To Watch This Hectic Doccie About R Kelly And His Women [Video]

R Kelly is about as problematic as they come, but the airing of a new documentary shows how deep his sexual misconduct really goes.
20-Year-Old Shark Attack Survivor Is Either Very Lucky Or Very Unlucky

As a Colorado man paddled out to the back line, a tiger shark decided to try its luck. Turns out that’s not the first time he has had to deal with a deadly animal.
Meghan’s Siblings Weren’t Invited And They’re Having A Meltdown

After realising they weren’t invited to the wedding, Meghan Markle’s family has lashed out,, and experts suggest it might not have been the best decision.
Video That Won ‘Extreme Sports’ Gold At NYC Drone Film Festival Is Out Of This World [Video]

Proving you don’t need snow to ski, French professional Candide Thovex took to different landscapes of the world. This is outstanding.
Jozi Hijacking Doesn’t Go To Plan After Victim Fights Back [Video]

After following a couple into their home, three hijackers left in a hurry. What follows is a brazen display of bravery by a would-be victim.
Woman Pens Sex And Porn Addiction Memoir

Being addicted to sex is not as satisfying as one might think, and Erica Garza detailed what that’s actually like in her new memoir.
Surgery-Free 41-Year-Old Woman Gets Mistaken For 20-Year-Old

As many people do what they can to prevent ageing, one British woman’s secret to keeping her young looks is really simple.
The Hunt For America’s Naked And Deadly Waffle House Mass Shooter Is On

In a bizarre episode, Travis Reinking opened fire in a Nashville Waffle House in the early hours of Sunday morning, killing four. Here’s what we know.
Massive Rain In Cape Town Today – Starting After Lunch

Capetonians, it appears your rain dances have worked. Two cold fronts are expected to hit the peninsula this week, bringing buckets of rain for us to stomp in.