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Get Ready To Kak Your Broeks – Poltergeist Is Back [Trailer]
06 Feb 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
It has taken Hollywood a while but they are finally giving horror movie classic ‘Poltergeist’ the remake treatment. If this trailer is anything to go by it looks like they’re doing the original justice.
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Life Is Cheap – Man Caught Selling Malawians For R500 In Jozi
06 Feb 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
Some people just need a good snotklap. This Malawian man, caught trying to flog off humans for R500 a pop, is one such person.
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Too Far – Kid Learns Stranger Danger Lesson The Hard Way
06 Feb 2015 by Kiernan / 2 Comments
It is not wrong to want to teach your kids valuable life lessons that will stand them in good stead. It is wrong to resort to criminal means to do so. Enter this family from Missouri.
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Bummer – The Strangest Things People Have Had Stuck Up Their Poephols
06 Feb 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
Yeah, we’re not talking about a pinky here and there folks. These x-rays are evidence of what must have been some awkward doctor-patient conversation.
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Mbalula Inspires Proteas With Message – Don’t Be Losers
06 Feb 2015 by Kiernan / 1 Comment
If you don’t have anything nice to say then shut your pie hole and say nothing, right? We’re not exactly firm believers in that mindset, but we wish our Minister of Sports was.
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HUH – Did Harvard Only Now Outlaw Sex Between Professors And Students?
06 Feb 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
Professor-student relationships only end well in dirty movies, which is why when Harvard officially outlawed the practice we wondered what took them so long.
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Jennifer Lawrence – Nude – With Snake
06 Feb 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
See Jennifer Lawrence sans clothing in photos that were actually meant to go public, not like those ones some creep hacked from her iCloud account. Lucky snake.
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Incredible: This 200 Year Old Monk Is Said To Be ‘Meditating’
06 Feb 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
Talk about being in the zone! Some believe this 200-year-old monk in Mongolia is achieving Buddha-like powers through his meditation.
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Are You Sitting Down? ANC Admits To Broken Promises [INFOGRAPHIC]
06 Feb 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
Be careful what you promise, because one day somewhere down the line it might come back to bite you on the ass. It seems some people have failed to stick to their word.
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Van Breda Family ‘Will Not Abandon’ Henri
06 Feb 2015 by Kiernan / 2 Comments
The murdered members of the van Breda family were laid to rest in Pretoria yesterday. Henri was in attendance too, and received vocal support from family members.
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Seriously? Man Cuts Off Nose To Look Like Nazi Villain Red Skull
05 Feb 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
The saying goes ‘cutting off your nose to spite your face’, but this guy has different reasons for removing his smell-machine. No friend with a quick word in his ear before? No one.
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Do Paedophiles Have A Certain Look About Them?
05 Feb 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
When you hear the word ‘paedophile’ you probably think of an ugly, yellow-toothed hunchback monster lurking at the end of the street, right? You are in for a surprise.
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Mugabe’s Spin Doctor Goes Into Overdrive – Jesus Would Have Tripped
05 Feb 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
Zimbabwean state media aren’t shy of a bit of hyperbole when it comes to defending the honour of Robert Mugabe. He’s not the messiah, he’s a very naughty boy.
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Star Wars Fans – This Millennium Falcon Drone Is For You [Video]
05 Feb 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
What do you get when you cross a drone with an iconic movie empire spaceship? A whole bunch of happy Stars Wars fan. Check the maiden voyage here.
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US Sports Illustrated Features Plus-Size Model For The First Time
05 Feb 2015 by Kiernan / 1 Comment
History is set to be made when the American Sports Illustrated swimwear issue comes out on February 9. Ladies and gents, meet Ashley Graham.
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What To Do When You ‘Lose’ Your iPhone After A Big Night Out
05 Feb 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
There there. There there there. I know you loved that phone as much as your first-born but there is a glimmer of hope on the horizon.
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They Get Into Steroids At A Young Age In Johannesburg
05 Feb 2015 by Kiernan / 1 Comment
It’s about time we took a long, hard look at ourselves. Steroids in schools? Yep, it’s a thing now. Thank you Boksburg.
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The King Of Jordan Is Quoting Clint Eastwood And Wants To PERSONALLY Lead Attacks On ISIS
05 Feb 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
It would appear Jordan’s King Abdullah isn’t too pleased with ISIS at the moment. What’s he going to do about it? Roll up his sleeves and fight fire with fire.
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Kendall Goes Topless For LOVE Magazine
05 Feb 2015 by Kiernan / 4 Comments
Shock, horror, one of that Kardashian / Jenner clan is showing an excessive amount of skin. If you can’t be asked to read the story, I suggest you avoid clicking the headline above. There ya go, petal.
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South Africa Is PERFECT For Terrorists
05 Feb 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
Get ready South Africa, we could have a few extra visitors over the coming months. Fancy some Boko Haram in your neighbourhood?
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So The Presidency’s Request For SONA Suggestions Went Well
05 Feb 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
When you are under the public spotlight, and you open yourself up to the wrath of the Twitterati, it will never end well. The Presidency of South Africa has been finding this out the hard way.
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Genius – Parents Punish Kids By Giving Them Old Balding Man’s Haircuts
05 Feb 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
Parents walk a fine line these days when it comes to disciplining their children. This barber in the USA has a novel approach to keeping pesky kids in line.
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MyCiti Bus Strike – Avoid These Routes
05 Feb 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
Get your bus strike info here and avoid standing around at your nearest stop like a lost fart. No one likes a lurker.
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Insane Footage Shows Commercial Plane Crashing Over Highway Into Taipei Harbour [Images+Video]
04 Feb 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
Some crazy footage this morning as a driver’s dashboard camera captures the moment a Taiwanese plane careens out of control over a highway bridge.
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Are You Following @newsfucking24 Yet? Click Here
04 Feb 2015 by Kiernan / 3 Comments
Prefer your news with a smattering of filthy language? We have a treat for you then, as one particular Twitter account rips through the headlines one foul tirade at a time.
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Sneak Preview Of the Latest Ferrari – The 488 GTB
04 Feb 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
The new Ferrari is set to debut in Switzerland next month, and this guy is packing some serious heat. Well played, Ferrari, we like.
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Take A Load Off And Enjoy This Track By Local Band ‘The Natives’
04 Feb 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
Sometimes when we come across a local gem we like to spread the love and let you enjoy it with us. Cape Town band ‘The Natives’ are one such gem.
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Chilling Emails Show Silk Road Kingpin Hiring Hitmen From Hell’s Angel
04 Feb 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
As if the head honcho at Silk Road wasn’t in enough of a mess already some new developments are putting an even bigger dampener on his vibe.
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This Is Why People Who Run Too Much Die
04 Feb 2015 by Kiernan / 2 Comments
So you’re telling me I need to exercise less in order to be healthier? Thank you science, you have outdone yourself.
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Finally An Extreme Reason For You To Love The Cape Town Wind
04 Feb 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
We like to moan about the wind in this country but sometimes it can be put to pretty good use. These extreme kitesurfers are about to grace our shores and put on a real show.
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