James Erskine reckons “you’d have to be a blind black Labrador to not realise there was far more than three people involved”.
Zelenskyy TIME’s Person of the Year. Energy expert on Eskom – ‘only God can save us’. Jooste’s fine slashed. Madonna’s raunchy snaps.
Hanks hires top lawyer. Lost cyclist rescued in Knysna forest. You can’t be stoned at work. Ronaldo’s waning influence. Bella wins model of the year.
Rugby fans around the country expressed concern for the 2019 World Cup winner as news broke that he had been AWOL for three weeks.
Cigarette boss’ GF found dead. SA’s most expensive day schools. Eskom CEO spying device. Eddie Jones to be sacked. EmRata out and about.
Ramaphosa Phala Phala worries escalate. Jack Ma hiding in Japan. Baguette recognition. Elon and Apple make peace. Ronaldo’s massive offer. Kendall sizzles.
Janusz Walus stabbed by inmate. ‘Very real’ threats to Meghan’s life. Monks test positive for meth. European ‘super cartel’ nabbed. EmRata’s scary weight loss.
Jonny Hill’s brain fart resulted in a penalty reversal and gave Faf the perfect opportunity to show off his gymnastic prowess.
Elon goes to war with Apple. How the UK plans to avoid load shedding. Monkeypox renamed. Kanye’s podcast meltdown.
Eskom’s 15 days of relief. Anti-vax trolling after film released. SPCA pit bull crisis. World’s oldest cat. Leo almost botched ‘Titanic’. Kim K slammed.
Elon’s $100 billion hit. King Charles rolls out red carpet for Cyril. “F***ing insane” Disney CEO drama. Kanye used Kim K nudes to bully staff.
The former coach came under fire from international media outlets and coaches, which was to be expected, but now John Smit has weighed in.
Pit bulls burnt in Cape Town. More Twitter blue tick confusion. Beer ban headache for FIFA. Gordon Ramsay restaurant protest.
The latest figure to take aim is a familiar foe, Warren Gatland, who coached the Lions on their recent tour to our shores.
Charlize disses Afrikaans. Elon’s ‘extremely hardcore’ ultimatum. Legal limbo for cannabis in SA. Weinstein’s threesome horror. Liz Hurley stuns.
Trump 2024: MAGAGA. CCMA rejects traffic officer bribe excuse. Bruce Springsteen settles 47-year lyric argument. Pete and Emily rumours gather steam.
Following his bombshell Piers Morgan interview, Ronaldo may find love from his Manchester United teammates hard to come by.
Rassie’s antics on Twitter can be enjoyable but with the Boks losing for a second week running on our European tour, the thinly-veiled whining and whinging is starting to get embarrassing.
Cape restaurants scammed. Bezos says he’s giving it all away. Oligarch superyacht avoids Cape Town. Lewis and Max square off. Pete D and Emily dating?
Amazon’s record $1 trillion crash. ‘Official’ verification Twitter backtrack. Penn loans Oscar to Zelenskyy. Jen Aniston bares it all.
Huge win for River Club developers. $2bn Powerball winner. Blatter says giving Qatar World Cup was a mistake. Bear Grylls’ secret Everest expedition.
Djokovic is apparently very guarded about what he puts in his body. This also extends to a specially mixed drink he regularly knocks back during matches.
Cape school suspends diversity training. Mystery of SA woman’s London death. Inside the world of incels. Liverpool for sale. Prince Albert poses with love children.
Du Plessis had some harsh words for Cullinan in his autobiography, although the long-retired batsman says the former Proteas skipper is being liberal with his use of creative licence.
WP Rugby’s ‘battle for survival’. Epic Facebook collapse. Scientists say we should prepare for alien contact. Kanye’s Hitler obsession. Cara D sizzles.
Yusuf Maart has cemented his place in Chiefs folklore with a goal that will live long in the memory of his side’s supporters.
Twitter blue tick for $8 a month. Amanda Knox hits ‘peak weird’. Mercedes drop Ricciardo hint. Jantjies’ wife jets off to Cyprus.
To saddle a young player with the title of ‘Baby AB’ is to really pile on the pressure, but Dewald Brevis doesn’t seem too fussed.
Shootout at The Grand. Dogs massacre Simon’s Town penguins. Why Red Bull boycotted Sky Sports. Leo and Gigi out and about.
Garden Route’s Silicon Valley knockoff dead. 28s gang infiltrates top cops. Fuel shedding rumours squashed. Diana’s revenge dress. Kourtney K ‘drunk as a skunk’.