So the Boks are taking on Ireland at Croke Park. If we lose on Saturday – of course, I hope we don’t – but if we do, I would like to take this opportunity to prepare all South Africans for the next wave of entertaining Sunday morning headlines, right out of the top drawer. I […]

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It’s no surprise that the ass flavoured food craze has entered the beverage market, what with the success of the likes of Spar’s ass rolls and Woolworths’s quiche ass. Although, to be honest, I didn’t imagine the rare niche flavour to enter the highly competitive HOT beverage market! Going head to head with coffee it […]

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If there weren’t enough reasons for you to love Mabu Vinyl (2oceansvibe’s vinyl store of choice), this may well be what you’re looking for. Spotted in their window over the last week: Spotted in Mabu Vinyl’s shop window.. Enjoy the “Dickhead” sign above the book You simply CANNOT put a price on that kind of […]

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We’ve covered the phenomenon of “ASS” flavoured foods on 2oceansvibe for quite some time ( see Spar’s ass rolls here, Pick n Pay’s parmalat ass here, Woolworths quiche ass here). I’m pleased to say that the acquired taste of ass in foods is spreading up the coast, having now hit the Spar in Hermanus. Excellent! […]

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“Oasis of the Seas” The world’s largest cruise ship has arrived.. Oasis of the Seas: The world’s largest cruise ship has arrived – It towers 20 storeys over the waves and stretches 1,187ft from bow to stern. When you board, the most impressive aspect is probably the width of the ship – at 208ft, Oasis […]

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Behati Prinsloo goofin’ around earlier this week in New York Citay Latest Victoria’s Secret Angel is Namibian born Behati Prinsloo – And she was discovered in Cape Town! Not bad, considering fellow Victoria’s Secret angel is Cape Town’s own Candice Swanepoel! [infdaily] Luxury4Less “VIP Shopping Club” Gets Into Summer with more silly discounts, including 45% […]

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Besides mothers bringing their sick children up to me to be healed, along with the usual models and hipsters looking for a slap-snap-and-fisty, I also get a lot of compliments. You know, out on the street. “God, Seth, you’re so awesome!” “Hey, thanks my china..” “Nice shoes, Seth!” “Hey, shot, Leeroy!” [followed by slap, snap […]

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Trailer for Tom Fords new film “A Single Man” Tom Ford’s Directorial Debut – How could Ford, who had pulled off one of the greatest fashion reinventions in history with Gucci possibly do it again, in a totally new and notoriously difficult medium such as film. Most people regarded Ford’s move into film as a […]

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Victoria’s Secret Bra Claims To Boost Bust Two Sizes – This latest spot was directed by Michael Bay (Transformers/The Rock/Bad Boys). The Angels featured in the above video are Marisa Miller, Miranda Kerr, Alessandra Ambrosio, Rosie whiteley Huntington, Doutzen Kroes and our very own Candice Swanepoel. Follow link for making of and more info [chrisrawlinson] […]

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So, Joost is releasing a book and everyone’s upset. I don’t get it? I also don’t get why SuperSport gave him the boot? Sure, he cocked up. (Pun intended.) Sure, he’s now capitalising on it. Sure, he’s climbing the SA fame-and-riches ladder and has probably just pipped Steve Hofmeyer from the 16th spot… But keep […]

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Dubai, from the sky What Will Come Of Brand Dubai? – Much has been said about the state of Dubai since its lightning speed of development almost ground to a halt, thanks to the global financial crisis. What, everyone is wondering, will come of Brand Dubai? The Cool Hunter Platinum team has visited Dubai regularly […]

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So, apparently cheating is still rife in the sporting world. Well that’s according to Victor Conte. He’s the guy who co-developed a fancy steroid and then fed it to pro baseballers in tight peddle-pushers and motorcycle helmets that only covered one ear. It was quite ingenious really. You see, he would feed it to a […]

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I don’t know about you, but I’ve just ordered this T-shirt “online” : That’s just how I’m rolling at the moment. And that’s exactly how they ALWAYS roll at “Challah Clothing ,” which is an online T-shirt shop.. You seem confused? Perfectly understandable. Their About Us section of the website explains: Challah Clothing was founded […]

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Candice Swanepoel is a Victoria’s Secret angel – She was spotted by a model scout in a flea market at age 15. By age 16, the gorgeous angel was earning 5,000 Euros or R40,000 for a day’s work. Where is she from, you ask? Oh, just Mooi River, Kwazulu Natal! More pics.. [theblemish] Shooter at […]

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I wrote an article over a year ago about my experience at Mombasa Cafe , Cavendish Square, Claremont, Cape Town. I was moaning about the convenient joys of them being constantly empty, as well as the fact tat they did not serve Tabasco sauce (a big “no-no” as we know). Mombasa Cafe – Cavendish Square […]

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It’s with great ease that they do, because Boschendal Grande Cuvee Brut (lest we forget the Le Grand Pavillon Brut Rosé) has very recently become the sparkling wine of choice for 2oceansvibe. Hardened 2oceansvibers out there will know what it takes to get the nod as a 2oceansvibe brand and, make no mistake, this premium […]

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I did the right thing and got the new iPhone 3Gs from www.digicape.co.za. Look I’ll be honest, it’s fucking amazing. Then, do you know what I did with it this morning? I’ll tell you what I did with it this morning.. I used this beast of a phone and I shot a video of the […]

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So it’s official. The latest results reveal that right at this second, there are more Emos on the planet than ever before. Not only that, those in the know have suggested that the number will continue to increase significantly. Subsequent to learning this remarkable news, I lay awake last night trying desperately to define an […]

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YOU HAVE UNTIL THE END OF TODAY TO STAND A CHANCE TO WIN THE PRIZE! (A holiday to Mauritius, as well as a Playstation 3, a plasma TV, some Ray Bans and loads more..) Remember, people ALWAYS win competitions on 2oceansvibe!    Mauritius – You deserve it To recap: There are a lot of “loyalty […]

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Whoever said soccer was boring was obviously smoking something grown in my aged neighbour’s ceiling. In fact, I would go as far as to say that I’ve never before been so entertained by a sport than in this past week. This calibre entertainment should be sold in a gold-crusted box set, behind glass panes, at […]

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It should be noted that yesterday I had not only my first run of Summer, but also my first swim! In the ocean, that is. It was most refreshing. I swam to Robben Island and back. Why lie? So anyway, summer is well and truly here and I’ve already lost count of how many summer […]

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I’ve always wanted to know what it might be like to be bitten by a hooker. I have, however, never found myself tossing and turning on my Long Staple Egyptian Cotton (grown only on the banks of the Nile), wondering what it might be like to be gnawed at by a lion. Much to his […]

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It’s always a tough call to look to the bench. It’s even tougher when you’re replacing a legend. Like JP was to Ashwell, like Morne was to Ruan, Chowgaps is to Blades. Blades has always been my inspiration, but to be called up at such late notice to fill one such seasoned professional’s boots is […]

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Here it is, the one you’ve been waiting for. The 2oceansvibe Show with Goldfish and Wonderbra model, Elbe Van der Merwe – brought to you by Olmeca Black Tequila (yummy). Seth and Goldfish Killing it.. [photo by verstercohen.com] Don’t forget, 2oceansvibe and the making of this show will be on TV in a special “behind-the-scenes” […]

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Courtesy of Olmeca Tequila, Pussy Natural Energy Drink, Cape Royale Hotel and 2oceansvibe. What’s more, the only beer being served was Jack Black beer and the only wine was De Grendel Rose. Just because. All the professional behind-the-scenes pics are right here. The boys…the boys! You’ve seen that face somewhere before? The venue – shame.. […]

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It’s that time of the month again. The time I wade through the GARBAGE that you send me and select some true genius pieces of rubbish and publish them here for all to see. Then I can wipe it all off my desktop and start anew. We’ll kick off with this one, which I think […]

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I don’t write an article for one week and everything goes to pot. From earthquakes to tsunamis to Roman Polanski being nabbed for a crime he committed 30-odd years ago. The sports gods were obviously seriously miffed about no Sports Roundup last Thursday and this week the entire world has paid the price. But nobody […]

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If you’re reading this it means that Seth has given me permission to go and celebrate my heritage. Just know that I go with a heavy heart and an empty bladder- missing a Thursday Roundup absolutely guts me. Through the power of words I am able to convey feelings and emotions that come from the […]

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My boy Travis gave me the heads up on this one as we downed another glass of De Grendel in Bakoven the other night. It’s too damn funny and I must caution those of you with weak bladders to perhaps relieve yourselves before pressing play. Will Ferrel is in it. That’s all I’m saying.   […]

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Hey gang, Just a quick housekeeping notice. I get all sorts of emails regarding 2oceansvibe performance; things to do with big white spaces at the top of the page, errors, timeouts and God knows what else. One thing remains constant every time I ask those readers what browser they’re using – Microsoft Internet Explorer. Bad, […]

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