The Neiman Marcus Christmas Book is known for things that most of us probably couldn’t afford. So it was quite a moment when 100 hot, limited edition Camaro Convertibles worth $75,000 each sold out in three minutes.

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Marisol Valles, 20-year-old criminology student, recently became police chief of Guadalupe, one of the most dangerous cities in Mexico – because no-one else wanted the job. Guadalupe is second only to Juarez in terms of violence; Valles was “the only person willing to accept the position.”

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Unless you have a penchant for getting shot in the face. Details are hazy, but word on the street is of an armed robbery in St Georges Mall, Cape Town, which is alleged to have spun slightly more out of control into a hostage drama. One shot was heard. Links to real time reports after the jump. [UPDATE: The perp is on the run]

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For every cute little kitten, there are at least a million other animals out there that will literally eat your face off. Why? Because nature is an asshole, that’s why. While things like parktown prawns, great white sharks and rain spiders scare the bejezus out of me, they are nothing compared to these 7 creatures that prove that nature hates us and we are all going to die.

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You will remember Anna Chapman. She’s counted among our Tuesday Tabs angels here on 2oceansvibe. Well now she is posing for the Russian Maxim mag. Check out this hot video.

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If you’re trying to tell me that the journo that wrote this piece was NOT aware of what he was doing, then you’re a goddamn fool. Either that, or HE is the goddamn fool for not realising. It’s not often that you can construct a headline as perfectly as that. Our local journos obsession with the worked ‘finger’ gets us going to a certain degree – but nothing like this. Urban dictionary definition of “rimjob” after the jump.

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The legendary Canadian actor, Gordon Pinsent, reads us his favorite parts from musical monolith Justin Bieber’s memoirs. Bieber has a tremendous amount to say about his 16 years of experience, and we are grateful for his sharing with us.

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A C-Grade Philadelphian cruiserweight boxer has claimed that he is the star of the much-hyped sex tape due for release soon which is alleged to star Tiger Woods. He claims he was tricked into starring in the film by a mean porn star and her husband.

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“Car surfing”, “ghost riding”, “skitching”. Just some of the terms used for what is becoming a rather deadly past time. Or is it really?

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Please enjoy this vibe. The dog is saying “My owner doesn’t understand me”. Well, that’s cute. But it’s wrong.

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A few of the boys went on a surf trip to Mentawi a few weeks back. The Photographer, VC, set his camera to video mode and absolutely KILLED it with this video! An absolute must-see for couch surfers and real surfers alike! Keep an eye out for Dirty Skirts lead guitarist, David Moffatt, frolicking about!

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Online dating is a wide field; you can go out trawling for cougars, swingers, or partners with a little extra meat on ’em. And now virgins can find other virgins, in what is presumably an attempt to kill two birds with one stone.

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Mercedes-Benz have really spoilt us with the likes of the Gullwing. But now, they bring you two concept models that will leave you pretty darn wet if you ask me!

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Well DJ Sox put n a magnificent performance for Monday and Tuesday, as Richard Hardiman and Seth Rotherham were otherwise occupied (Rich was having a baby and Seth was accepting GQ’s Best Dressed Man Of The Year award). But now Seth is back in town, so we’ll catch you bright and early (from 8am!) for Wednesday and Thursday with Seth and Gen! Tune-in NOW!

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I don’t know how many of you watch X Factor (or won’t admit to watching it) but if you have been following the latest season you will be familiar with this character. If not, I give you Wagner.

You can thank me later.

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It’s that time of year again – one of the greatest legal ways to piss-off your partner is upon us. Growing one’s moustache in support of testicular cancer is pretty much your duty as a man, and why would she understand, anyway? Does she have balls? Negative. And without your support, neither will a large number of men around the world. Follow the link and prepare for Movember!

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Ace Ventura was groundbreaking, to say the least – the movie as a concept was fresh, but moreso was the formal introduction of Jim Carrey to the world. There were too many great moments to talk about in one article (“like a glove” and “captains log” come to mind), so for now let’s ust enjoy this famous snippet.

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If you value your freedom of speech, you may want to get involved in voicing your disapproval against The Man’s attempts to throw a black curtain over every mote of data it feels tetchy about. If you couldn’t be bothered to pipe up, then I suppose you won’t be losing much in the transition to a police state, anyhow. That’s right kids, we’re talking about the Secrecy Bill.

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Overeager merchandising at Amazon led to the spoiling of Transformer 3: The Dark of the Moon’s plot, which everybody is just devastated about. What’s that? You don’t watch it ‘for the story’? Oh. Well it’s in space, apparently…

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Remember An Inconvenient Truth? You watched it, right? This may shock you, but the vast majority of the planet we live on is constituted of aquatic environments, and inhabited by aquatic species. A new film premiering in South Africa later this month, The End Of The Line, is An Inconvenient Truth for the ocean. [VIDEO]

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It is considered the most boring of all the positions, until now! The good ol’ church-approved missionary is apparently a rather orgasmic position…Who knew?

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To all the ex-pats and foreign readers out there…it’s October already and you’re leaving it pretty late, if you still haven’t booked your villa for your Cape town holiday. I mean, you ARE coming to Cape Town over December, right? Best you get moving – and 2oceansvibe Villas has something for every pocket. See what’s available after the jump.

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The Simpsons have been hiding a religious agenda, apparently. Sunday’s edition of L’Osservatore Romano, the Vatican’s daily broadsheet, declared that ”Not many people know it, and he does everything he can to hide it. But it’s true, Homer J. Simpson is Catholic.” I guess drawing conclusions from nonexistent evidence isn’t entirely new to the region.

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We have managed to secure three Ster-Kinekor cinema’s (Johannesburg, Durban and Cape Town) on the 25th of October, for 40 bloggers in each region (plus 2 friends each) to see The Social Network before ANYBODY ELSE! It’s first come, first serve – so if you want to watch the movie before the general public, then keep reading!

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Bugatti is back on top! After losing its title as the world’s fastest production car to the American-built Aero SSC Ultimate, the Veyron has hit back with the Super Sport!

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Lyrical wordsmith, voice of a generation and gay fish, Kanye West has confirmed on Twitter that the cover art for his upcoming album has mercifully been banned. Although at least one rapper has presumably described the cover as “the greatest album artwork of all time. OF ALL TIME!”

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Harry Enfield and Paul Whitehouse shouldn’t be allowed in the same room, let alone allowed to produce comedy together. It’s just to much of genius. And what happens then is something is so funny it becomes dangerous. It puts people’s lives in danger, because it could make their heads explode. Like this video about Parking Patewayo.

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Look, I can’t imagine anyone is upset about the decision to put Candice Boucher on the cover of the new Sports Illustrated Swimsuit magazine. I mean, having recently KILLED in the US edition of Playboy magazine, she IS one of our hottest exports! Check it out after the jump.

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Remember watching Back to the Future and Terminator or RoboCop and thinking that one day you will have a flying car or cyborg abilities? Well what happened to these inventions exactly? And seriously, where are our jetpacks?

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It’s been just over a month since the last TBG (Tall Blonde Guy) sighting – that magical moment experienced by 2oceansviber Barry, at the Biscuit Mill. A certain calm has once again descended upon Cape Town, and anyone who attended this year’s Rocking the Daisies festival will agree that the same aura was felt in and around the town of Darling. It’s little wonder we received this latest TBG Sighting.

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