The world is in bad shape. We’ve reached peak oil and are approaching peak water. We’ve fished the oceans to death anddecimated the planets lungs. Overpopulation is an ongoing problem and reality TV continues to ruin countless lives. Tell that to the Bates family who have triumphantly managed to squeeze off no less than 18 children.
Hidden somewhere between the not-yet-sticky pages of 200,000 issues of this Friday’s edition of Playboy are 10 ‘Golden Tickets’ to the annual Midsummer Night’s Dream Party at the Playboy Mansion, in a move inspired by Willy Wonka. We have yet to confirm whether or not there’ll be orange midgets at this party too.
South African cricketer Mark Boucher bats during practice session in Dubai on November 10, 2010. South Africa will play first Test match against Pakistan on November 12 in Dubai.Photo by AFP PHOTO / AAMIR QURESHI / Gallo Images.
Much has been reported recently about the American political landscape. Sure, they don’t have “politicians” like Julius Malema to dominate the headlines with nonsense but the likes of Christine O’Donnell and the Teaparty are making a damn fine effort.
Have I explained why you should forget about everything else being released this year and get excited about Tron: Legacy? I haven’t? Jeeze, I’m sorry, that’s my bad. This movie has Jeff Bridges and Olivia Wilde in it. It’s also the sequel to the film that defined your childhood’s idea of how ‘cyberspace’ worked. Daft Punk is doing the soundtrack. Do you need more time?
Phone calls are, by their very nature intrusive, and downright offensive for the majority of the occasions that you’re determined to suffer them. But we won’t go in to that in too much detail right now. All you need to know is that your sperm are on our side, and they hate you for all that calling you’ve been getting up to.
Just last week we reported how Myspace was repositioning itself as a “social entertainment platform”. As if to prove us right, they’ve only gone and exclusively previewed the brilliant new OK Go music video featuring 2,430 slices of toast in one of the most epic stop-motion animations I’ve seen in a long time.
SA music sensation, Jax Panik will be in studio today to chat about his new album. And then, once we’re done with some cheeky banter, world weather, news headlines, killer tunes and surf report, we’ve got Ondine Mond talking about hangovers, breakups and facebook un-friending. Tune in on your iphone/Blackberry/Facebook or right now on your […]
A brilliant ad campaign promoting the Movember testicular-cancer awareness drive has popped up at Moustaches Make A Difference, reminding us of the fact that moustaches are what make great men great. Check out the full gallery after the jump – it’s awesome.
Michael McIntyre thinks Man United and Man City sound like gay clubs rather than football teams. He might be right, but The City of Manchester Stadium will be a floodlit war-zone tonight, as the Blue Mancs do battle with the Red Mancs. On like Donkey Kong.
If you’ve jumped on the Movember train but are lacking the technology to track and share your progress, this is the app for you.
The Movember Mophone App allows you to track your progress and share it online, even making a stop-motion animation of your growth in the process.
Zombies are everywhere. They’re in your movies, in your video games, in your Jane Austen, in your head (in your head) – and then some brilliant young mind decided that we needed a zombie-based television series. Wonderful – way to keep those fresh ideas coming. Except The Walking Dead might be the franchise to put this whole ‘undead’ craze to rest for a while.
According to bladefighting.com, what we have on the left hand side here is “A triangle of Pekiti-Tirsia Kali generations.” And what a wholesome collection of obscure Philippino martial art generations it is. Thus, please enjoy the backyard demonstrations of simulated knife murder, as suffered by cardboard cutouts.
The BBC has a new show called The Trip, which features two of Britain’s greatest comedians, Gavin & Stacey’s Rob Brydon and Alan Partridge’s Steve Coogan. In this clip, the two try to outdo each other with their Michael Caine impressions and the result is further proof that no one does comedy quite like the Brits.
‘So, you’re in love with one of your friends, but she has a boyfriend and probably wouldn’t have sex with you anyway’ is pretty descriptive, as titles go. You probably don’t need much more to go by than that. It’s funny and you should watch it. The fireman here knows what I’m talking about.
A new study has revealed that the reason you have sex can affect your satisfaction level. Hmmm…who would have thought that it’s not really satisfying to have sex for money? But what is quite shocking is a few of the other revelations, things you might have thought only woman worried about.
While South Africans were celebrating a 3-2 series win away from home against Pakistan, a certain Pakistani cricketer took all of the media attention. After going missing from the team’s camp on Monday morning, wicketkeeper Zulqarnain Haider was spotted arriving at Heathrow. It is thought that Haider may have received death threats and fled Dubai.
Watch as George Takei calls out former Arkansas School Board member Clint McCance for such charmingly homophobic statements as “I enjoy the fact that [homosexuals] often give each other AIDS and die.” There isn’t any real recovery from being called a douchebag by Captain Sulu.
Researchers at NEC System Technologies have designed robots with the ability to identify dozens of different wines, cheeses and appetizers, because that’s something we need robots for. Except they think people taste like bacon.
I don’t know about you but I find this to be rather cruel. I admit, I laughed like I was high, but at the same time, you have to think; Do these poor old geysers actually know what they are singing? And they do not look like they want to take their clothes off…[video]
Chilean miner number 12 aka Edison Pena successfully completed the NY Marathon yesterday. Pena referred to his achievement as destiny and that he was determined to be an active participant in his own salvation. It all makes you wonder what you have achieved over the weekend.
It’s just too stunning how Nando’s kicks in every time.
Just as a story reaches fever pitch, they pump out a viral ad which circulates like wildfire. It appears in inboxes around the country and the world, and then pops up on blog sites and news sources within days. And somehow, they crack me up every time!
This one being no exception.
While I was originally stoked to find out that Wonder Woman was making a return to the silver screen and then gutted to learn that the project had been downgraded to TV, my opinion of the project has once again been swung by reports that our Tanit Phoenix is in talks to get the leading role.
It’s Friday, you should look at this. A classy young John Lydon walks through London in proto-hipster gear, talking about the disintegration of the Sex Pistols and general punk things. He knew the vibe.
How awesome is this guy? A true Celtic fan not realising the camera is on him until his mom gives him the heads up and then the true rock star is unleashed! In 1 min 35 sec this guy is turned into a true rockstar,check out the chick in white grab his ass. [video]
In the wake of the news that Rupert Murdoch’s News Corp has declared that “Myspace is a problem” and has given the beleaguered social networking site months to sort itself out, we take a look at the reasons why the original posterchild of Web 2.0 is dying.
A blog post written by Monica Gaudio was copied entirely and published in a for-profit magazine, Cook’s Source, without permission or payment. On contacting the publication, Ms. Gaudio was informed that “the web is considered ‘public domain'” and that she should compensate Cook’s Source for editing her work. Things have not gone well for Cook’s Source since then.
I know this is stating the obvious, but this is actually amongst teens. According to a new study that followed 600 students over three years, teens who engage in oral sex have a much higher chance of having intercourse while in high school compared to teens who refrain from oral sex.
Cristiano Ronaldo proved once again this week that despite his prodigous talent (and ego) he is the best at making a referee seem as if he were born yesterday. During Wednesday night’s Champions League stalemate AC Milan and Real Madrid, English ref Howard Webb was completely fooled by Ronnie’s thespian ‘talent’.
Lets just deal with the name first. Mumford & Sons. Not ideal, if you’re trying to be cool that is. There are bands out there with names like Jane’s Addiction, Primal Scream and, of course, The Rolling Stones. Just plain cool. In fact, if there’s one thing the Stones had over the Beatles, it was their name. The Beetles would have been better, but they had to get playful and incorporate the word “beat” into their name. Naughty guys, very naughty. You were young and you thought you were being clever, but no one loves a pun. I guess you made up for it though.
But Mumford & Sons? That’s a lot to make up for. I’m not even sure that John, Paul and the boys could do enough to distract us from that incredibly dorky name. I’ve seen it being mentioned in various music magazines and have sub-consciously just ignored the band. But then I started hearing that they were getting a reputation for incredible live shows with a kind of party atmosphere where everybody just lets loose.
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