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Apple Rejects App And Explains Why With Masturbation Pic
12 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Whilst Apple might be all about apples, it’s odd that they used something so banana shaped to tell someone “no”. Bet this poor guy got the fright of his life.
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Google’s Robot Can Balance On One Leg Like The Karate Kid [Video]
12 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
Ah, the future is nigh. Hopefully Google will also soon have a robot that can bake lovely souffles and carrot cakes and hand feed me grapes all whilst waving a palm frond.
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Drug Smugglers Are Using This James Bond Style Underwater Toy To Move Drugs These Days
12 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
A Dutch gang plotted to bring a massive amount of cocaine into the UK, underwater. Inspired or idiotic?
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Did Cell C Vandalise That Poster? Check This Out [Image]
12 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Cell C should just drop their court action and let The Banner hang around for a bit now. They could have a competition to see who can be the most creative.
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Obviously The Founder Of Alibaba (China’s Richest Man) Says That Too Much Money Has Made Him Unhappy
12 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
I still hope that one day I will be able to throw paper money into the air and have it waft down to the ground around me and then I will roll in it. And then I’ll throw it in the air again, shrieking with joy.
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Wow – Marc Anthony Has Done Quite Well With This New Wife Of His
12 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Marc Anthony marries model girlfriend Shannon De Lima… could this some sort of upgrade from ex wife J-Lo?
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Brooklyn Beckham Signs With Football Team – And It’s Not Man United
12 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Looks like the baby Beckhams are doing well enough for themselves. One has done a Burberry campaign and the other just signed to a top footy club. Whatever will Cruz and Harper do?
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They Reckon Oscar Can’t Get Early Release Because He Can’t Wear An Ankle Monitoring Device
12 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Does anyone else think that Oscar looks a bit like the guy from Suits in this picture? Maybe him and Harvey should team up for the Dec 9 appeal? That would be a good episode.
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Prince’s First Selfie Was Taken With A Real Camera Because He Doesn’t Have A Cellphone [Image]
12 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Prince only just took his first selfie with a real camera. And doesn’t own a cellphone? For realsies?
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Taylor Swift’s New Music Video Has Her Behaving Like A Crazy Girlfriend (With A Knife) [Video]
11 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Taylor Swift shows us her best “psycho” in new video for “Blank Space”. Maybe this is the reason you’re in so many relationships, Taylor?
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Twitter Outrage Over Calvin Klein ‘Plus-Sized’ Model
11 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / 3 Comments
Calvin Klein decided to use a model with some meat on her bones, and has had to endure an international Twitter outrage towards them. All because people can’t read properly.
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It’s Fine – Mick Hucknall Has Slept With Over 1,000 Women
11 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
As well as having a few wicked hits out there, Mick also has a wicked list of ladies he has bedded. Except he hasn’t kept a list, because who actually could?
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Candice Swanepoel Is Smoking Hot In New Lingerie Collection [Gallery]
11 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Oh goodness, Candice Swanepoel is looking smoking hot in the new lingerie shoot. Doesn’t she always though?
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This Is What Happens When You Call An Idols Contestant Useless
11 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Remember that movie Pay It Forward, with the kid who could see dead people and Kevin Spacey, where they do good for other people? Yes. We should all apply that theory to our lives.
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Instagram Is A ‘Public Barometer Of Popularity’ For Girls
11 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Instagram Is A ‘Public Barometer Of Popularity’ For Girls according to Time Magazine, who give more insight into the secret language of Instagram for modern day girls.
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Steve Hofmeyr Says Woolworths Sponsors Him (Which They Deny)
11 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Steve Hofmeyr should do what ostriches do and bury his head in the sand for a few months, until all this drama dies down a bit.
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This Is The Moment Shrien Dewani Was Told His Wife Was Dead [Video]
11 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Now that Oscar’s trial is over, I am so enthralled by what is happening with Mr Dewani. I think the two cases are so similar – how will we ever really know what happened? There are so many sides to the story.
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Chad Le Clos’ New Line Of Swimwear Is UNBELIEVABLE! [Video]
11 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
Yoh, who knew that little face from the 2012 Olympics would be dazzling your computer screen two years later? At least he had the decency to keep his shirt off again…
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Afrikaans M&G Journalist Takes Massive Swipe At Steve Hofmeyr
11 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Good. Someone should have done this months ago and shoved it in Steve’s face. I hope he gives it a good read and stops all his nonsense on Twitter. Go plant some trees and save the planet instead.
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Oscar Pistorius Appeal Hearing Date Set
11 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
So, we know the NPA is not happy with the sentencing Judge Thokozile Masipa handed down to Oscar – and YAY the appeal date has been set.
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Ferrari Secretly Made Right-Hand-Drive Ferrari F40s For A Special Client
11 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
I am not exactly up to speed with the car world, but I know I would not say no to a Ferrari. Or seven Ferraris. I could do a whole lot with seven…
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Listen To This Phone Call Between Ronald Reagan And Maggie Thatcher [Audio]
11 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
It is not nice when someone invades one of your countries without telling you. But at least once it was done, Reagan and Thatcher had a little chat.
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Shame – Man Proposes With R1 Million Worth Of iPhone 6s – She Says No
11 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Men, don’t ever do this. Ladies, if he does this, RUN. You want carats, clarity, cut… Whilst the iPhone 6 screen might be as pretty as a diamond, it IS NOT ONE.
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Go, Elon! Musk Has Grand Plans For Global Internet Access
11 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Elon Musk, the billionaire behind Tesla and SpaceX, is considering plans to launch a “constellation” of satellites that will deliver Internet access around the world.
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The Video For Pink Floyd’s New Track Is Epic [Video]
11 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Pink Floyd release music after a 20 year hiatus along with a dreamy video for the single “Louder than Words”.
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Big 5 At 5 – Twitter Outrage, Dewani Case, Private Jets And Much More
11 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Check out the Big 5 at 5 today, exclusive for WeChat users, brought to you by 2oceansvibe.
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Oh Dear, Cell C Is Very Angry About That Guy’s Rude Roadside Banner
10 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
Cell C is in a blind panic about The Banner that has been hanging proudly for almost five days. Why don’t they just go take it down themselves?
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Check Out This Highway Banner An Angry Cell C Customer Paid For
10 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
Hell hath no wrath as a customer scorned. Look what this guy did after rubbish customer service at a Cell C store in Joburg…
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Are You Sitting Down For Uber’s Latest Valuation?
10 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Don’t you love being in an Uber? Knowing you will safely get to your destination, embraced in cool air-con and a functioning seat belt, really is wonderful.
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They Reckon This ‘Lost Gospel’ Proves Jesus Married A Prostitute And Had Two Kids
10 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
A thousand year old manuscript “proves” the holy messiah was also a husband and a father.
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