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‘Worst Hotel In Cape Town’ To Be Imploded
17 Feb 2015 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
After years of driving past this average looking hotel, it is finally on its way out. Prepare your picnics and pack your binoculars for a morning out in the city.
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This Is What Tony Leon Has To Say About Our ‘Darkest Moment’
17 Feb 2015 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Tony Leon shares his thoughts on last week’s SONA reality show. The good news is that we’re apparently not in our darkest hour yet…
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Wow – Oscar Is Allowed To Wear Jewellery In Prison Now
17 Feb 2015 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
With stories of Oscar still spending days crying in his cell, things are certainly starting to take a turn for the better, relatively speaking.
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Un-Retouched Photo Of Cindy Crawford Goes Viral
16 Feb 2015 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Cindy Crawford is one of the original supermodels. For years she entertained us and looked beautiful. Even at 48, she isn’t doing too badly.
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Chump Change – They Reckon Putin’s Fortune CREAMS Bill Gates
16 Feb 2015 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Putin has been in power for over a decade and he is personally reaping the benefits of Russia’s growing economy. Honestly, are he and Zuma giving each other tips?
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Photos Reveal Zuma Hosing Himself As EFF Were Thrown Out
16 Feb 2015 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
What a ruckus the SONA was. You have to laugh at it to keep your sanity. That or you’re going to drown yourself in a bathtub with a bottle of vodka and your ex’s leftover oxycontin.
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This Is What A R65 Million Clifton Apartment Looks Like
16 Feb 2015 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
It is what everyone dreams about in Cape Town – owning your very own seaside home where you can watch the sunset from you bed or bath or loo.
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Look At This Yank Get Drilled By A Bull In Spain
16 Feb 2015 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Spain loves its bull festivals. This one, the Carnaval del Toro, got super exciting for one bull, but not so much for one American chap.
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HSBC Is Trying To Block Sunday Times From Publishing These Names
16 Feb 2015 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
As much as I like banking with HSBC, I still do not understand why they cannot get me a new bankcard. It’s probably because they are busy helping rich people get richer…
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Oscar’s Granny Is Proud Of Him
16 Feb 2015 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
We all expected some updates on Oscar P this Valentine’s Day, and here they are! *Cue round of applause from his biggest fan, The Granny*
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Monday Morning Spice
16 Feb 2015 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Denmark attacks – shooted had violent history. Boris Johnson gives up US passport. ISIS releases video beheading 21 Christians. SA airports wiped off navigation system. Hackers steal whopping $1 billion. Itlay’s richest man dies. Betty White pulls Brad Cooper.
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If In Doubt About Laser Hair Removal, Read This
13 Feb 2015 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
You’ve heard the odd horror story about how his back was overgrown with hair, or felt legs that resemble a needle factory – fear no more, and send this on to your mates in need of a push.
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This Is Why The London Fire Brigade Expects A Surge In Emergency Calls Following 50 Shades Of Grey Release
13 Feb 2015 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
50 Shades sure is causing a global stir. Even the London Fire Brigade is awaiting more work (read: rescuing people from ridiculous adult playtime).
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Weed Is Making People Very Rich In America – And They’re Buying Things Like This
13 Feb 2015 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
I love a good entrepreneur. They are doing it for themselves and thinking outside of the proverbial box. Take at look at these clever guys, investing all their hard earned cash.
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Here’s Gareth Cliff’s Bitch-Fight With The Home Affairs Spokesperson
13 Feb 2015 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
Everyone had an opinion pre-SONA, and everyone certainly has a clear opinion post. Gareth Cliff’s opinion would be interesting, and here’s his Twitter for you.
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The Moment The DA Walked Out Of Parliament [Video]
13 Feb 2015 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Aah, The SONA. What a great movie. It was like it was scripted. Looks like they should have taken Malema’s threats a little more seriously.
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Fancy An Ice-Lolly To Make You Jolly? New Ice-Cream Makes Women Horny
12 Feb 2015 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Eating ice-cream can be something of an erotic experience but a business in the UK is taking things to the next level with their new dairy delight. Vice Cream, anyone?
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The Kim Jong Un Golf Game You Have All Been Waiting For
12 Feb 2015 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Probably not the best game ever made, but if you need a hole-in-one definitely get involved in some Kim Jong Golf.
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You Are Following Glenn Agliotti On Twitter, Right?
12 Feb 2015 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
Convicted drug trafficker and once-accused murderer of Brett Kebble, this guy has a Twiiter account worth following.
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Awesome Footage Of Mandela’s Release 25 Years Ago [Video]
12 Feb 2015 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Who remembers looking for Diaper Babies at the bottom of the swimming pool, trying to beat the Kreepy Krauly, on this important day?
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This Is What Vanity Fair Thinks Of The New ’50 Shades’ Movie
12 Feb 2015 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
With the opening of 50 Shades just hours away, and some having already seen the premier, tongues in the opinion department are wagging.
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Chad le Clos’ Selfie With Zuma Is UNBELIEVABLE
12 Feb 2015 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
The day before the circus hits Parliament, ole JZ invited some guests to pay him a visit in Parliament, but first, Llama takes a selfie.
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Thursday Morning Spice
12 Feb 2015 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Picasso handyman trial begins. Costa Concordia captain convicted. SONA 2015 today. Stellenbosch rape. Man freed after 30 years. Tesla’s big loss. Cellphone ‘kill switch’ a raging success. Apple’s $850 million solar farm.
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Did This Local Musician Completely Rip Off A U2 Music Video? You Decide
11 Feb 2015 by Jasmine Stone / 7 Comments
We’re going to require some reader assistance here guys so don’t be shy. Has a local musician been studying U2’s music videos a little too closely?
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Please Enjoy Our Home Affairs Minister’s Wife’s R11,000 Sneakers
11 Feb 2015 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
What a treat it must be to spend your husband’s money, especially when your budget is endless and with thanks to the taxpayers of South Africa.
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Is Taylor Swift Obsessed With Having Brunch With Jay Z? [Video]
11 Feb 2015 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
Taylor Swift has had a string of many men. She is now clearly trying to get her paws on Jay Z. I wonder what Beyonce has to say about all of this?
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Iconic Vegas Hotel Reduced To Rubble In 10 Seconds [Video]
11 Feb 2015 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
I’m almost sure there used to be a TV show where they showed you how they demolished buildings. I used to love it.
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Oh Dear – Uma Thurman Has Had WAY Too Much Work Done
11 Feb 2015 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Uma Thurman has been on theatre screens since as far back as I can remember. She won fans from her natural beauty. Now, all seems lost…
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“FOK FORD” – Jack Parow Thrown Off Stage At Ford Corporate Gig – Urges All Ranger Owners To Switch To Amarok
10 Feb 2015 by Jasmine Stone / 14 Comments
South Africa’s most famous Afrikaans musician, Jack Parow, posted a rant on his Facebook page about a gig that got messy. We caught up with him.
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Does Anyone Have A CLUE Who This Anglo American Guy Splashed All Over Timeslive.co.za Is?
10 Feb 2015 by Jasmine Stone / 3 Comments
So Anglo American have basically taken over Times Live’s home page with their advertising for the 2015 Mining Indaba, but exactly who is the man pictured in these ads?
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