Everyone knows the golden rule of weddings – never, at any stage, attempt to upstage the bride on her special day. Looks like these guys missed that memo.
With thousands and thousands of users signing up every week, this local tech startup has seen its user base double in the last month, with forecasts showing weekly doubling from now on.
Ah, there are some friends I would love to send this special message of love to, if only so that they put their phone down at the dinner table. I may actually keep it on hand…
If you look at the barely-there bikinis of today, it’s a wonder that they evolved from swimsuits of 100 years ago. Really, they are two different things.
The ANC has absolutely nailed this new bill on the head and unless some seriously free contraception is handed out, we’re going to see a lot of kids ruining their lives.
There is nothing that kills holiday planning more than stringent visa regulations. They can take the fun out of day-dreaming about snowmen and Disney World and the Eiffel Tower. But, that’s life.
If this doesn’t make you appreciate the incredible doctors we have in this country then I don’t know what will – this is a proudly South African moment, me thinks.
Hold up, what’s that you say, an underground tube in Cape Town? It looks like it would beat our train system hands down.
Well, Pistol and Boo are probably two of the most famous dogs on Planet Earth at the moment, but at least they are still alive and are not famous because they were killed by Australia.
It’s a good thing they pay you well up in the Big Smoke or there would be no point in living there. Property rates remain a pesky expenditure but there’s light at the end of the tunnel.
What would you do if you won the lottery? And we’re talking million and millions, by the way. Jump for joy? Scream a little bit? Maybe this guy needs a little lesson.
Sometimes trying to find both shoes in my cupboard brings upon me a black rage that results in my entire shoe collection becoming a swarming mass on my bedroom floor. No more.
It’s lovely when something South African makes us proud – we have plenty of talent in this country, let’s not let it get overshadowed by all our other issues.
I take the train to work and if my eyes are in too much agony after having to wake up I don’t read my book but instead scroll through Facebook because it’s sometimes more entertaining in a sadistic kind of way.
It really is the end of celeb spotting season – Cannes is over, Monaco is over, we’ve had the Met Gala. All that’s left is to follow Kendall Jenner and her daily routine.
There’s nothing like gathering your child and all his or her friends on sleepover night and getting them to play a game that involves ghosts. Never mind them not sleeping, neither will you.
Waking is up is great because it means you are alive, but sometimes it leaves you feeling like you are personally experiencing a zombie apocalypse. Let’s get rid of that feeling.
Sad news from Claremont’s Cavendish Square Mall yesterday evening as a 21-year-old man took his own life.
Oh what fun it must be to be filmed for mini-movies wearing haute couture gowns whilst flowing through the halls of palaces and other obscure places.
Don’t despair that the temperature has dropped and your wood man is running late with the food for your fireplace – just pop away for the weekend where someone else will light your fires and pour your wine.
I hope you are prepared for this – it is what I can only describe as life altering and perspective changing and you will appreciate more things in life, such as Nickelback.
Lena Dunham’s character in Girls is something to be reckoned with – and that’s only because she is as odd as anything. But, we love her nonetheless, just like we like Lena.
When one thinks of Picasso, it’s all paintings like La Lecture, La Rêve and Woman in Hat and Fur Collar. One hardly thinks of a grumpy grandfather who never had time for his family.
I remember throwing a tantrum once. My mum pulled the car over and made me get out. Then she drove off. I never threw another tantrum ever again. It was not a fun day.
Good grief, if we don’t have Courtney Love trying to find missing airplanes, then we have a baby Kardashian solving massive conspiracy theories. She is either quite bright or has way too much time…
Oh what fun it must be to be a waiter or waitress and have annoying and rude customers that you just want to club to death with your menu. Oh wait…
If you could have your place of work look like absolutely anything, what would you choose? Sit inside a pirate ship? A private island? A coffee roastery? To each their own…
They tend to do things differently over in the US and choosing what you wear to the shops is one of them. Enjoy our selection of Walmart’s weird and wonderful.
I suppose rather this be in Saudi Arabia than at the top of the Inca Trail. But at the rate humans are going, we’re going to have a hotel at the top of Table Mountain in the blink of an eye.
Elon Musk may as well send a whole stash of his home energy-storage batteries to South Africa – we’re the perfect people to use as guinea pigs and if it means we get light, we’ll do it, no questions asked.