Bishops Chair Kicked To Touch Following Controversial Facebook Post

The offending post left a rather bitter taste in the mouths of the Bishops Council, resulting in Crispin Sonn apologising for expressing his views and now, handing in his resignation.
Sensual Massages: We Went Searching For A Nuru Massage And Found Something Interesting

Yes, all this touching does get erotic.
That Time Roger Federer Was Almost Bounced At Wimbledon [Video]

Federer racked up eight wins at Wimbledon, although it seems that fact may have slipped past security guards at the All England Club.
Online Learning: Fixing Our Broken Education System

When we started to think about online schooling – with the vision to reach thousands of learners – an important part of understanding the learning opportunities at hand was to start with a change in mindset.
Remember F1 Driver Nikita Mazepin? His Dad Is Being Naughty With His Yacht

Dmitry Mazepin, Nikita’s billionaire father, is back in the news after his luxury yacht, Aldabra, vanished into thin air.
‘Unprecedented Economic Crisis If SA Goes Beyond Stage Six’ – Mayor

The particularly worrying thing about this latest bout of load shedding is that stage six may just be an appetiser for what’s to come.
The Sad Reality Of The Phala Phala Mess, As Summed Up By Zapiro

According to the Section 89 independent panel report, President Cyril Ramaphosa has an impeachment case to answer over serious violations of the Constitution.
Five Series To Add Your Holiday Binge List [Trailer]

Holidays are about recharging the batteries after another one of ‘those’ years. Settle down, get comfy, and get your binge on.
Lunchtime Viewing: The Pretoria Vet Labelled ‘The Silverton Butcher’ [Video]

When you pop into your local practice you expect that the basics are taken care of and your vet applies their knowledge and training.
Ricky Gervais’ New Stand-Up Torn Apart By Critics

While there is some praise, ‘Armageddon’ has been labelled “a tiresome cocktail of neediness and tastelessness”.
Sorry To Burst Your Recycling Bubble, But…

You should absolutely, 100% continue to separate your general rubbish from your recycling. There is one thing you should bear in mind when it comes to plastics, though.
Elon’s About To Kiss The Title Of World’s Richest Person Goodbye

Publicly, at least, Elon Musk has always given the impression that he doesn’t care much about being the world’s richest person.
Bergvliet Double Hit Linked To Cape Cocaine Trade

Dodgy dealers harassing tourists on Long Street is just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the organised crime syndicates that transport cocaine to the Cape and across South Africa.
Kanye Wants Jewish People To Forgive Hitler [Videos]

Rather than retreating from the public eye after a trainwreck of a week, Kanye doubled down in an interview with Proud Boys founder Gavin McInnes.
‘The Tetris Murders’ Could Be Your Next True-Crime Obsession [Trailer]

The game itself is harmless but there’s a sinister story linked to its history that’s now under the spotlight.
Watch Out For The Cape Town ‘Restaurant Swindler’

Two restaurants in the Mother City say they’ve been taken for a ride and stuck with a stiff bill after business dealings went sour.
The Karen Braai Video Everyone’s Talking About

It’s clear that the woman featured, who has an American accent, is not impressed with her neighbour’s braaing antics.
Tobacco Boss ‘In Close Proximity’ Of Girlfriend When She Died

Kyle Phillips, the co-director of Adriano Mazzoti’s Carnilinx cigarette company, allegedly claimed he was brushing his teeth after an argument with Maja Janeska when he heard a gunshot coming from the couple’s bedroom.
Prepare To Suffer If You Haven’t Yet Booked Your Christmas Flights

Booking a last-minute flight in mid to late December is always going to sting. This year, you’re really in for a bruising.
Today’s Fact: Lightning Strikes At Sea Follow A Pattern

Several years of work by researchers at the University of Washington and NASA has revealed that lightning doesn’t always strike indiscriminately.
The Only 21st Birthday Party With Huge Apple Discounts

21st birthdays tend to be messy affairs where one wakes up the next day with a sense of regret and a hangover. This party’s very different.
How Did We Not Know About This Totally Ridiculous Deleted ‘Love Actually’ Scene? [Video]

Chances are you know most of the iconic scenes nearly word for word. What if we told you that one of those famous scenes was originally very different?
Borat Made A Surprise Appearance During U2 Tribute And Was Full Of Jokes

Sacha Baron Cohen’s iconic character made an unexpected appearance as part of a tribute to U2 and didn’t hold back.
Gangsters Coming After Me For Cash, Says Elton Jantjies

Just when you think Elton’s about to make it out of 2022 without further drama, along comes a battle with his own agent.
New ‘Harry & Meghan’ Trailer Has Just Dropped

Netflix has just released the official trailer for ‘Harry & Meghan’, with the six-part series released across two dates.
Claims That Putin Soiled Himself Last Week

An anti-Kremlin Telegram channel with apparent links to his security team claims to have the inside scoop on a rather embarrassing accident.
2oceansvibe Declares Summer Open

Here at 2oceansvibe, we take the business of declaring summer open very seriously and there is a set of rules we adhere to before the bottles are popped.
Here’s Where Iqbal Survé And IOL Reckon Cyril’s Missing Millions Came From

Decuplets. In a single word, you can destroy the credibility of Iqbal Survé and the media outlets he leads.
Radical Footage Shows Chinese Man Being Forcibly Removed From Home During COVID-19 Vibes [Video]

Footage widely shared over the weekend showed two men wearing white hazmat suits trying to drag a man off a living room couch.
Confirmed: That Oligarch Superyacht Skipped Cape Town

The 141-metre Nord superyacht, which was sanctioned by the EU, the UK, and the US, was due to dock in Cape Town Harbour on November 11 after setting sail from Hong Kong.