The ‘do as we say, not as we do’ mantra is growing stale, even as lawmakers in the US are pushing for laws that will make child labour even easier.

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Hogwarts rakes in the money, Protea’s did us proud, Eskom corruption takes a ministerial turn, US embassy issues prepper warning to citizens, Dilbert gets dumped, SA SWAT team in top 10 and Cape Town E-Prix a roaring success.

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We would like to take this opportunity to thank all those involved in hollowing out our institutions, for their impressive and continued corruption of the state, unwillingness to do the right thing, and insistence on following the road signs that say ‘Evil/Stupid This Way’. Special mention to President Ramaphosa for his sterling efforts at keeping the country on a downward trajectory. Where’s Will Smith with a p@#$ klap when you need him?

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Now, the Taiwanese government has flighted the idea of offering holidaymakers cash rewards to come and have some R&R.

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The cave is named after Mother Shipton, a local witch and prophetess who was born nearby in 1488. She became known as ‘Yorkshire’s Nostradamus, and whenever she spoke, people seemed to have taken note.

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If you are one of the lucky 15 000 people to have gotten your hands on tickets for the Cape Town E-prix, Saturday is going to be a day you won’t soon forget.

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Part-time vampire and honorary pirate, Keith Richards hinted at new music earlier this year in a Twitter post, and it seems he was spot on.

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Let’s hope she is not condemned or discriminated against for her family’s colonisation of America. After all, holding her personally responsible for the actions of her family 400 years ago seems a bit unfair, doesn’t it?

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Calib Cassim has been appointed interim CEO of Eskom.

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New LOTR films in the works, China wants peace between Russia and Ukraine, Tattooed ‘gang’ cat rescued from prison, ANC calls De Ruyter ‘right wing’, Venice canals run dry, Harvey Weinstein gets sentenced for rape, Missing German tourist’s ID found, ‘Sensitivity readers’ to edit Roald Dhal children books, Cyclone Freddy danger to SA coastline, and England player gets stuck on cableway during load shedding.

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De Ruyter jumps Eskom ship amidst political meddling, International hockey coming to Cape Town, SAA gets another R1bn, Clinton Aide with Epstein ties found dead, Wild species saved from ‘food list’, Liam Neeson and the uncomfortable interview, and the Oscars absurd plan to avoid another onstage slap.

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“We were asked to dream big on this project. To create something unique and iconic for Dubai—and when I look at it now, I’m amazed by the audacity of the whole undertaking.”

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It is possible to retain your humanity and still not want a vagrant to build a shack in your kid’s playground, isn’t it?

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‘What a beautiful babe, come here and hug me.’ Then he started squeezing my buttocks. Ahh, royalty.

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To some, she is a witchcraft-loving pied piper that will lead children to the devil, as well as a trans-hating sexist to boot.

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Local DJ and ‘make us feel better guy’, the Kiffness got a huge shoutout on the Jimmy Fallon show when his latest song was played on air during a segment called ‘Do not play’.

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Vice-Chancellor Phakeng’s R12m Golden Handshake, Putin blames everyone else for bloodshed, Cape Town paddler crosses Atlantic, Clifton apartment up in flames, Solar flare warning, eVtol racing is here, Flooding in the Vaal, and High Court grants CoCT permission to remove tent cities.

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Described as possibly the most valuable historical document ever on auction, the book dates back a thousand years, to around the 9th or 10th century.

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I’m wondering how long it will take Grandma to notice I swopped her Pierneef for a paint-by-numbers replica.

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As Kraus went in and out of consciousness he reportedly said the word “rooster.”

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Stand a chance to win one of 10 x double grandstand tickets for the EPrix this Saturday 25 February.

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Another earthquake rocks Turkey, German man cured of HIV, NZ in shock after natural disaster of the century, Alec Baldwin might not go to jail, Load shedding wont reach Stage 8 according to De Ruyter, Cyclone Freddy bears down on Mauritius and Japan considers raising age of consent from 13.

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Just when the Illuminati thinks they have spotted you in Incredible Connection, their software will tell them it’s a giraffe shopping for a new keyboard, while you make a clean getaway.

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Guess who’s back? No, not Slim Shady, but the other nineties chart toppers, Backstreet Boys!

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Although we all have a ‘pothole story’, it’s nice to have a laugh over our decaying infrastructure every now and again. Well, sort of.

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My dad would have taken my gatvelle off with a belt, that’s for sure.

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Disneyland has always seemed like a very creepy place to me. Perhaps it’s because I once spent a summer working on the carnival circuit and know that behind all the colourful backgrounds and twinkling lights there is often a hidden, darker layer.

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Meghan wrote that she was tired of hearing “endless conversation” around the royal wedding of “Princess Kate” to Prince William.
Join the club, Duchess.

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Meta is in a “year of efficiency,” Tinder Swindler: Why I Stood By My Abusive Ex, Tom Sizemore In Critical Condition After Suffering Brain Aneurysm, Visitor Breaks Iconic Sculpture, AI Chatbots Are Hallucinating, Canada Targets Coffee, North Korea Rattling Their Sabers and Romanian Doc Recycles Implants.

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Win double grandstand tickets to the E-Prix, meet the drivers, and get your Puma on!

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