The notorious Russian private military group Wagner has been using the world’s favourite porn website to recruit new mercenaries for the war in Ukraine.
Who knows what this week will bring, but here’s some good news to start off with.
Arrest warrants issued for Putin, Ramaphosa deploys the troops, Macron pushes through pension changes, Pornhub sold, Paris Hilton’s terrible childhood, and Listen to a black hole.
Whenever you see a car, bike, or flying machine with the Red Bull logo on it you know something batshit crazy is about to happen.
As tempting as it may be to invest in your brother-in-law’s ‘foolproof’ scheme that resembles a trapezoid (it’s not a pyramid!), you may want to speak to someone outside of your family circle when it comes to your financial future.
Looks like the hippies were right after all. It’s too bad PW Botha isn’t here to see it.
Instances of abduction have almost doubled in South Africa, with 4,028 cases of kidnapping being registered in 2022.
Usually, you would expect passengers to bail out of a stricken aeroplane, but in this case, the plane had its own parachute which saved the lives of everyone onboard.
Hugh Grant doubles down on being an ass, Tattoos you shouldn’t get, Def Leppard drummer attacked, The downfall of Andrew Tate’s bullshit, Durban’s sewage system collapsing, a 14-year-old hitman, Yellowjackets Season 2 coming soon, 1,000 HP Flying Supercar, and two tonnes of Uranium missing.
US officials told Russia’s ambassador to the United States that Moscow has to be more careful when flying in international airspace.
Competitive eating, or speed eating, is an activity in which participants compete against each other to eat large quantities of food. Sound like Christmas lunch in Afrikaner households.
“The wife is screaming; he’s screaming; I’m basically screaming while I just hold this man’s dick and wait for help.”
Despite all the hate, the group led by Droopy Dog impersonator, Chad Kroeger, has to be given their dues.
At this rate, it may be more feasible if the government just goes on holiday and let private companies and citizens take it from there.
Ryan Reynolds cashes in with mobile network, Bisiswe Mkhwebane thinks she is awesome, Playboy goes digital, 3-d printed rocket launchers, Tarantino to quit after last movie, and NASA gets new spacesuits.
People do crazy things to find and keep love. Some lie and others steal, and some would even help a stranded spaceman buy a rocket. Who are we to judge?
Legendary guitarist and astrophysicist, Brian May, has officially been knighted by King Charles III.
The Pentagon loves their abbreviations, so AARO instructed NASA to investigate NEOs with Pan-STARRS. LOL.
Hartsfield has been married five times, but her first husband, Titus Knoernschild, has been quoted as saying “I’m very surprised I got out of the marriage alive.”
The trip will include visits to the 13 wonders of the world and UNESCO world heritage sites. The ship will also stop at the pyramids of Giza, Machu Picchu, and the Taj Mahal.
Andrew Tate stays in jail, Happy Gilmore takes a 25th-anniversary swing, Lindsay Lohan expects her first child, Streaker steals Avril Lavigne’s moment, Hippy Crack is worse than cocaine, and man and woman slug it out in Starbucks.
Most likely these people consider Steven Seagal’s Under Siege 2 a theatrical masterpiece. What do they say again about assholes and opinions?
Hell hath no fury like a false prophet who has a pit latrine for a mouth.
Maybe Elon Musk should stop murdering Twitter for a minute, and get the Millenium Falcon up and running.
In 2021 a man was left hanging to the railings of a glass bridge in the Piyan Mountains when several pieces of the glass floor were blown away by winds that reached up to 150km/h.
“Most people can cope with the sight of their dead grandmother crawling up their leg with a knife in her teeth, but nobody should be asked to handle this trip.”
Amazon orders being swapped for cat foods, North Korea rattling its cage again, Gary Glitter sent back to jail, Cyclone Freddy the longest lasting on record, Butterfly World up in flames, World’s biggest icebergs break off.
Honestly, you can’t really blame the guy for using the 1994 script. What else was he going to say?
How dare Hugh? One would expect more of an actor whose career almost floundered because he got caught with his pants down.
One of Scotland’s oldest fox-hunting clubs will be closing down after a new bill has been passed into law that bans hunting and killing mammals using packs of hounds.