Whenever you see a dude with a Red Bull logo on their helmet, you just know someone is about to do some crazy shit.
An as-yet-unnamed ‘7 De Laan’ actor has been admitted to hospital after trying to commit suicide following the shooting of his 29-year-old boyfriend.
If your buddy says “I think we should do 4 grams of shrooms this time”, rather stay in your garden where the gnomes can look after you when you go gaga.
‘Coffee Cantata’ was Bach’s love letter to a rumoured 30-cup-a-day habit.
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Maybe if Jeff Bezos had a smaller boat, little Tommy down the street wouldn’t have to be made to feel like a rich drol because his dad put in a pool.
Would you and your partner go to a swinger’s party if invited?
The guy who handed me the little red bulb of ass-fire merely smiled when I asked how hot it was.
If this holds true, the characters’ phones in Succession might just be the most obvious easter egg yet.
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Pascal really has been everybody’s goue holletjie these days.
Quite how she ended up in the lake, or whether she had been sitting underwater waiting for the AA tow truck was not confirmed.
Vapes seem to be a lifeboat for many smokers and have been called ‘quit-aids’ in the battle between tobacco billionaires and those keen to not die from cancer.
By the sounds of it, the UK is prepping citizens for anything from AI overlords to nukes and hurricanes.
Hopefully for the residents in Terminator’s hood, this is one pothole that won’t be back.
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The crash involved five trucks, eight minibus taxis, and 22 light motor vehicles.
Maybe we need to pause a bit and think things over before giving the AI version of Charlie Sheen a U-Boat filled with coke and nukes.
God forbid that a medium exists without a Kardashian in it.
It’s tough being a global ‘playa’ when you are wanted by the International Criminal Court.
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you are probably Billy McFarlane’s follower on Twitter.
Naturally, netizens have lost their minds, and rightly so.
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“Braaiing, fishing, going out with friends, then his phone’s off, sometimes he plays golf, then goes out, then his phone’s off . . .”
Called the Hat, the 13-sided shape can be arranged in tile formation forever and it will never repeat a pattern.
Hum a few bars of ‘I’m a Barbie Girl’, that way you can test their theory.
For all purposes, Dituri’s stay underwater will be very much like being in space, if space was underwater.
Imagine being a click-hungry Youtuber and then being shot in the gut near a Cheesecake Factory.
It’s Rob’s carefully chosen vibes that draw hundreds of revellers to his Sunrisers Lounge at AfrikaBurn every year.
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