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Wednesday Morning Spice
10 May 2023 by Heinrich / No Comments
Trump guilty of sexual abuse, Vaccinating koalas against Chlamydia, Robert De Niro becomes a dad at 79, and Proteas qualifies for the World Cup.
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Oscar Winner Hits LGBTQIA+ Jackpot – “All My Children Are Queer”
09 May 2023 by Heinrich / No Comments
She’s lucky, my kid still identifies as a Big Chuggus from Fortnite.
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The Story About Musk’s Donation To His Old SA School Isn’t Exactly True [Video]
09 May 2023 by Heinrich / No Comments
Did they own a mine, or did Elon claw his way to billionaire-ness with nothing but bursaries and brains to help him? Hell, at this point it’s probably irrelevant.
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Pedophile Vs. Billionaire In Bizarre $15 Million Klu Klux Klan Smear Campaign
09 May 2023 by Heinrich / No Comments
This dude had some serious issues and way too much money. How very Epstein of him.
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‘SA Is A Movie’ – TikTok Video Of Greenpoint Shooting Aftermath Shows How Used To Crime We Are [Video]
09 May 2023 by Heinrich / No Comments
Someone got shot and the cops rocked up to string some police tape while everyone goes about their business. Just another day in SA.
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Mark Zuckerberg Fights With Ref At Brazilian Jiujitsu Tournament [Video]
09 May 2023 by Heinrich / No Comments
The CEO of Meta took part in his first-ever Brazilian jiujitsu tournament and then went on to surprise everyone by winning gold and silver medals.
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Tuesday Morning Spice
09 May 2023 by Heinrich / No Comments
65-year-old Brazilian mayor marries teen in high school, Loneliness as deadly as smoking, A flying taxi ‘Vertiport’ for Dubai, and Trump’s ‘Grab her by the …’ tape may cost him a rape trial — and the presidency.
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‘Moon Star’ Shoes Costing $19 Million Are Crafted From Gold, Diamonds And A Meteorite
08 May 2023 by Heinrich / No Comments
Nope, Italy and Dubai can keep their meteorite shoes. What you need in South Africa is a proper pair of handmade veldskoens.
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Animal Testing For Makeup Gets The Go-Ahead After 25 Years
08 May 2023 by Heinrich / No Comments
The move has been condemned by more than 80 companies that said they were ‘dismayed’ by the high court approval of the law.
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People In A Peruvian Town Settle Conflict By Fighting – And It’s A Lekker Jol
08 May 2023 by Heinrich / No Comments
As a tradition observed by everyone it can almost be considered healthy, and in any case much better than brandy-fuelled barfights at Stones.
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No Cover For Load Shedding Fallout – Are Insurers Joining Government In Throwing Us To The Wolves?
08 May 2023 by Heinrich / No Comments
What can you do if someone with a yellow umbrella suddenly decides they don’t cover rain anymore? Absolutely f@#$ all.
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Conspiracy Theorists Reckon This Guy Was Meghan In Disguise At The Coronation
08 May 2023 by Heinrich / No Comments
Did Meghan really get to see her father-in-law being crowned king of the planet, or did the planet just insult a Grateful Dead-looking old man?
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Monday Morning Spice
08 May 2023 by Heinrich / No Comments
Sasria preps for potential grid collapse chaos, Tiger Woods accused of sexual harassment, King’s Coronation is finally over, and Harvard releases the longest study ever into what makes us happy.
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TikTok Get’s Triggered Over $2 000 (R37 000) Celebrity Chef Pizza [Video]
05 May 2023 by Heinrich / No Comments
You could buy 240 Rotherhams from Butler’s for the same price.
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Ocean Temperatures Skyrocketed In March And Scientists Don’t Know Why
05 May 2023 by Heinrich / No Comments
Things on Earth are heating up. Just the way the aliens like it.
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Giant Penis Mowed Into Lawn Near King Charles’ Coronation Site
05 May 2023 by Heinrich / No Comments
In what might be considered a ‘dick move’ someone has mowed the shape of a massive penis into the lawns close to King Charles’ coronation site, and it has apparently rubbed the royals the wrong way.
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Cars In Venezuela Are Spontaneously Bursting Into Flames
05 May 2023 by Heinrich / No Comments
This may sound like something from an X-files episode, but there is a scientific explanation, so leave the aliens out of this one. For now.
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Tweeps Drag SA’s ‘Michelin Man’ Crime Fighting Volunteer And It’s Not Cool
05 May 2023 by Heinrich / No Comments
Give the guy a chance. He might just deter a ‘tikkop’ from grabbing your wife’s purse one day.
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Friday Morning Spice
05 May 2023 by Heinrich / No Comments
Insurers warn SA against grid collapse, Amber Heard quits Hollywood, Ed Sheeren wins copyright lawsuit, and idiot thieves steal 200 left shoes.
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Canada Now Has A Store That Sells Heroin, Meth, And Cocaine
04 May 2023 by Heinrich / No Comments
Joshua Door might have been your uncle in the furniture business, but Jerry Martin is your man in the party snacks business.
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Slumber Party Massacre: Teen Girls Found Dead At Sex Offender’s Home Is A Real-Life Horror Film
04 May 2023 by Heinrich / No Comments
A search for two missing teens ended up in the discovery of seven bodies strewn across the grounds of a registered sex offender’s rural property in Oklahoma.
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Gwyneth Paltrow ‘Kisses And Tells’ In Interview Nobody Asked For [Video]
04 May 2023 by Heinrich / No Comments
Gwyneth Paltrow seems to have gone a bit goopy in the head from steaming her yoni one too many times.
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From A Demon-Eyed Horse Sculpture To Flat-Earth ‘Proof’ – Denver’s Airport Is A Weird Place
04 May 2023 by Heinrich / No Comments
Some conspiracy theorists believe that another art installation in Concourse C represents the ruins of a post-apocalyptic city.
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Thursday Morning Spice
04 May 2023 by Heinrich / No Comments
Hollywood writers go on strike, Bulls get first ever woman’s team, SA has official new language and new currency, and Kyiv denies Putin assassination attempt.
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Cape Town’s New ‘Hemp Hotel’ Is The Tallest Building Ever Constructed From Industrial Hemp
03 May 2023 by Heinrich / No Comments
Please do not attempt to smoke the walls, it’s not that kind of hemp.
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Unsolved ‘Body In A Tree” Murder From WW2 Revisited In BBC Series
03 May 2023 by Heinrich / No Comments
For all you true crime fans out there, this is an ideal way to spend those cold stormy nights when the power goes out.
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Nick Cave Explains Why He Is Attending King’s Coronation, And It’s Classic Nick Cave [Video]
03 May 2023 by Heinrich / No Comments
Ahh, Nick Cave on Nick Cave.
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Bear Grylls Summits Lion’s Head And Drops A Motivational Speech
03 May 2023 by Heinrich / No Comments
Intrepid adventurer and occasional bug-eater, Bear Grylls, was in Cape Town last week to deliver a motivational speech and climb Lion’s Head.
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EXCLUSIVE: Fresh Off The Burn – RobboZA Shares His Sunrisers Mix For All The Survivors Back At Work This Week
03 May 2023 by Heinrich / No Comments
This mix is as fresh off the burn as a teenage soccer player in ‘Yellowjackets’.
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Wednesday Morning Spice
03 May 2023 by Heinrich / No Comments
Australia bans vaping, Stallone back in Cliffhanger reboot, Sol Kerzner’s Fish River resort becomes gang wasteland, and Corpse found under Tibetan Hotel bed.
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