Everyone has their ‘Butler’s night of the week’ when they order religiously, but if you order strategically, you could score free pizza.
US condom sales skyrocket. Bill’s transfer to Melinda. How much Pfizer will make. Peppers sell catalog.
Bill and Melinda Gates overs. EU opening. Trump Twitter decision. Elon’s wild compensation milestone. Zulu King drama unfolds further.
Man U protests. Was Zulu king’s will forged? India COVID off the charts. SA to ban breeding lions. Electric car owners switching back to fuel.
Gaga dognap arrests. Ronaldo’s girlfriend. NYPD drop robot dog. Amazon triples profits. London airport remote traffic control.
Boris: Let the bodies pile high. ‘My Octopus Teacher’ wins Oscar. Africa’s richest woman’s downfall. Mango tanking. Woody Allen spotted in public.
The R3m Oscars gift bag. Dead high-class escort might have been pushed. The ‘double mutant’ COVID variant. The evolution of breast implants.
Snowden’s $5m NFT. Harry might delay LA return. Facebook goes for Clubhouse. Crazy bride / groom story.
France bans sex under 15. Harry and Will to walk apart. Human cells grown in monkey embryos. Emily in post-baby thong.
Harry’s back. More Moderna vaccine side effects. Hlophe guilty. Philip funeral plans. New Top Gun 2 release date set.
Gorman declined $17m in deals. Harry / Meghan called cops nine times. One of UK richest murdered. Segway motorbike. Satan shoes recalled.
Suez ship freed. Gates: World normal by 2022. England out of lockdown. Slack’s DM whoopsie.
Bitcoin drops again. Zuma’s ‘revolution’. Amazon’s driver toilet problem. 2021 happiest country revealed. Britney’s latest move.
Biden calls Putin ‘killer’. Depp works charity lie angle. Paris lockdown. Armie Hammer scandal.
As they say in the classics, ‘may you always have a beer in your hand and a pizza in your belly.’
Future Assad trial? US administers 107m COVID vaccine doses. Epstein mansion sold. Avatar highest grossing again. Actress protests naked.
Apartheid drug lords. Clicks COVID shots. Motsepe becoming CAF president. Sofia Vergara bikini vibes.
Psychedelic patents. Baron Cohen as COVID vax dealer. Swiss to ban face coverings. Superhomes selling in SA.
Fewer people want to leave SA. Bloem airport cash bust. Kushner fades away. Wine world cheating scandal.
SA secures 40m doses. Gaga’s dogs found. Deadly day in Myanmar. Love Island SA. Prince Harry not so well known.
SA: 1 million vax in next month. China’s anal COVID tests. Trump plotting. Gymnast coach suicide.
Apple overtakes Samsung. COVID takes Pope’s doctor. Meghan/Harry bidding war. Truth about Gandalf. Kim’s first night.
Global infections slowest since October. Tesla model X coming to SA. Mob boss can play tunes. Billie Eilish restraining order. Baguettes for cultural treasure.
LWA will soon be a globally recognised medical condition that you yourself are more than likely suffering from.
Shell reaches peak oil production. Body found in Cape Town. Musk’s reality distortion field. Hooking up with strangers. Efron moving to Oz.
‘Zuma not going to jail’. Britney’s dad loses. Meghan wins. Springsteen arrested. Fake heiress released from prison.
Brady is GOAT. Beckham’s Qatar deal. Lion’s Head death. Police need Bitcoin password. Prank gets man killed. Grande nails new record.
Don’t rule out another ban. WallStreetBets Hollywood deal. Kony soldier convicted. Framing Britney Spears.
It looks like the human spirit prevailed and Cape Town came to the party. The Piece Prize Pizza Party Prevailed, to be Precise, Peter.
Could JSE get Reddit treatment? Myanmar coup. Trump lawyers quit. Russia detains 5,000. SA vaccines arriving. Meghan fights back over name change.