Friday Morning Spice
Harry says life is like Truman Show. US relaxes mask rule. Pipeline paid $5m ransom. Sun International’s new mall. Oprah’s inappropriate question. Larry Flynt’s FBI file.
Pro Tip: How To Get Free Butler’s Pizza
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Wednesday Morning Spice
US condom sales skyrocket. Bill’s transfer to Melinda. How much Pfizer will make. Peppers sell catalog.
Tuesday Morning Spice
Bill and Melinda Gates overs. EU opening. Trump Twitter decision. Elon’s wild compensation milestone. Zulu King drama unfolds further.
Monday Morning Spice
Man U protests. Was Zulu king’s will forged? India COVID off the charts. SA to ban breeding lions. Electric car owners switching back to fuel.
Friday Morning Spice
Gaga dognap arrests. Ronaldo’s girlfriend. NYPD drop robot dog. Amazon triples profits. London airport remote traffic control.
Monday Morning Spice
Boris: Let the bodies pile high. ‘My Octopus Teacher’ wins Oscar. Africa’s richest woman’s downfall. Mango tanking. Woody Allen spotted in public.
Friday Morning Spice
The R3m Oscars gift bag. Dead high-class escort might have been pushed. The ‘double mutant’ COVID variant. The evolution of breast implants.
Monday Morning Spice
Snowden’s $5m NFT. Harry might delay LA return. Facebook goes for Clubhouse. Crazy bride / groom story.
Friday Morning Spice
France bans sex under 15. Harry and Will to walk apart. Human cells grown in monkey embryos. Emily in post-baby thong.
Monday Morning Spice
Harry’s back. More Moderna vaccine side effects. Hlophe guilty. Philip funeral plans. New Top Gun 2 release date set.
Friday Morning Spice
Gorman declined $17m in deals. Harry / Meghan called cops nine times. One of UK richest murdered. Segway motorbike. Satan shoes recalled.
Monday Morning Spice
Suez ship freed. Gates: World normal by 2022. England out of lockdown. Slack’s DM whoopsie.
Friday Morning Spice
Bitcoin drops again. Zuma’s ‘revolution’. Amazon’s driver toilet problem. 2021 happiest country revealed. Britney’s latest move.
Friday Morning Spice
Biden calls Putin ‘killer’. Depp works charity lie angle. Paris lockdown. Armie Hammer scandal.
Capetonians Lose Minds Over Free Pizza And Beer Competition!
As they say in the classics, ‘may you always have a beer in your hand and a pizza in your belly.’
Monday Morning Spice
Future Assad trial? US administers 107m COVID vaccine doses. Epstein mansion sold. Avatar highest grossing again. Actress protests naked.
Friday Morning Spice
Apartheid drug lords. Clicks COVID shots. Motsepe becoming CAF president. Sofia Vergara bikini vibes.
Monday Morning Spice
Psychedelic patents. Baron Cohen as COVID vax dealer. Swiss to ban face coverings. Superhomes selling in SA.
Friday Morning Spice
Fewer people want to leave SA. Bloem airport cash bust. Kushner fades away. Wine world cheating scandal.
Monday Morning Spice
SA secures 40m doses. Gaga’s dogs found. Deadly day in Myanmar. Love Island SA. Prince Harry not so well known.
Friday Morning Spice
SA: 1 million vax in next month. China’s anal COVID tests. Trump plotting. Gymnast coach suicide.
Thursday Morning Spice
Apple overtakes Samsung. COVID takes Pope’s doctor. Meghan/Harry bidding war. Truth about Gandalf. Kim’s first night.
Friday Morning Spice
Global infections slowest since October. Tesla model X coming to SA. Mob boss can play tunes. Billie Eilish restraining order. Baguettes for cultural treasure.
Latent WhatsApp Anxiety Is A Real Thing And You’re Probably Suffering From It
LWA will soon be a globally recognised medical condition that you yourself are more than likely suffering from.
Monday Morning Spice
Shell reaches peak oil production. Body found in Cape Town. Musk’s reality distortion field. Hooking up with strangers. Efron moving to Oz.
Friday Morning Spice
‘Zuma not going to jail’. Britney’s dad loses. Meghan wins. Springsteen arrested. Fake heiress released from prison.
Monday Morning Spice
Brady is GOAT. Beckham’s Qatar deal. Lion’s Head death. Police need Bitcoin password. Prank gets man killed. Grande nails new record.
Friday Morning Spice
Don’t rule out another ban. WallStreetBets Hollywood deal. Kony soldier convicted. Framing Britney Spears.
Unanswered Questions As 80k Pizza Pieces Goal Climbs To 100k
It looks like the human spirit prevailed and Cape Town came to the party. The Piece Prize Pizza Party Prevailed, to be Precise, Peter.