Stuttaford Van Lines scandal. Scaramucci ‘going dark.’ Expats choose Uganda over SA. Why Bolt is so fast. Charlize explodes. Women selling nudes on Patreon. Kanye sues insurers.
2 Dead in SA football crush. Russia bounces 755 US diplomats. Dictator daughter detained. Lewis Hamilton loses. Cable car collision. Easy jet passenger punched by airport staff. Paris Jackson And Macaulay get matching tats. Strippers, Insane Asylums, Assassination, And Termites
Bezos world’s richest for a day. Twitter tanks. Branson loses Virgin Atlantic control. Zuma bodyguard scandal. UK girl raped by two separate attackers. Noah interviews Theron. Don’t order Diet Coke on planes.
China importing SA lion skeletons. Transgender ban from US military. UK bans petrol cars. Secret Twitter ‘blue tick’ dating service. Grace Mugabe fears her kids are doing drugs in SA. Quincy Jones’ MJ payday. Facebook profits up 71%. James Cameron’s Titanic documentary. Simpsons creator’s adult fantasy comedy.
Rookie wins Poker World Series. Spicer resigns. Mandela family’s fury at new book. NY to DC hyperloop approved. Floating wind farms. China bans Bieber. Ratajkowski does it again.
Cecil the lion’s son killed. OJ Simpson parole. Nigerians love Trump. Linkin Park singer suicide. Dark web site shut down. Township booze and rape problem. Prince William flexes muscles. Bezos joins Instagram.
Kevin Pietersen for Proteas? SA’s hijacking spike. Putin takes on fidget spinners. Krejcir escape plot. Thrones creators’ new series. J-Law vomits at show. Ben Affleck’s new love. Elon scraps Mars plans.
Zuma offered R2billion to F-off. Mugabe sons evicted from Sandton apartment. China’s fake SA history. Charlie Gard lawyer shock. Euro horsemeat scam. Tiffany Trump and Marla on yacht. Bill Clinton sandwiched by Bushs.
Trump’s lawyer: “Watch your back, bitch.” Trump avoided fist fight with Putin. Kid Rock running for senate. Limpopo’s 3k+ fake ANC members. London tube has new gender-neutral announcements. J-Law not pretty enough. Inside North Korea’s commercial airline.
E-Sport tournament ‘bigger than Premier League.’ ‘Zuma is corrupt’ – Manuel. Trump pressed Putin on election meddling. Murray out. Escaped Kruger lions. Tobacco industry looking good. German R60m gold coin heist. Company to mine moon by 2020.
Gupta Wikipedia bombshell. ‘Fredo’ Trump met with Russians. North Korea on the brink. France to jail African playboy. Tesla in world’s biggest battery bid. Kardashian restraining order. Shia LaBeouf drunk again.
Trump & Putin today. Hackers target nuclear facilities. Cape gang boss JHB hit. Jawbone is finished. Tesla stock tanking. Massive Wimbledon fines. Bell Pottinger to reveal. Obamas in Bali. Ryan Reynolds helps fan seek revenge.
US will use military force against NK. ‘F*ck white people’ NOT hate speech. Hawks sensitive data stolen. China’s cinema propaganda. Wimbledon prize-money drama. Manny wants review. Tupac dumped Madonna for being white.
The Polo stores in South Africa having nothing to do with Ralph Lauren, and the embroidered pony goes the wrong way. If you’re happy with that, fine. But if you want the real deal.
Guptas ‘parasitic bourgeoisie’. Facelift drug kingpin arrested. Big tech investor apologies for being creep. Brit slaps Muslim teen with bacon. Grace Mugabe’s SA home for kids. Plane lands with engine on fire.
Murdoch setback. Russia warns HMS Queen Elizabeth. ANC meets amid crisis. Uber hits 5 billion. NASA denies Mars slave colony. Elon Musk goes full Anchorman. The reason Guptas need SA citizenship. Adele to stop touring. Ronaldo’s new surrogate twins. Is Jonah Hill hot?
Prince William World Cup corruption scandal. Facebook hits 2 billion users. TIME asks Trump to remove fake covers. US issues new Muslim visa criteria. Vatican Cardinal sexual assault charges. Billionaires reveal most important trait for success. John Mayer responds to Katy’s sex tales.
No funerals for gays. Kenya election fake news problem. Boeing kills Airbus. Canada’s weed drought. Home Affairs didn’t declare Guptas. Meghan’s topless blazer shoot. ‘Pirates’ crew on train-wreck Depp. Hollywood stars quit acting.
You can catch the editorial review of my studies at Harvard Business School in the latest issue of Fast Company magazine. Here’s an excerpt.
Fitness blogger dies. Trump has no tapes. #1 airline announced. Zuma says it’s not fair. Caxton bid dismissed. Depp. Cosby. McEnroe. Gervais. Diddy.
Clooney’s $1 billion tequila. Boris Becker bankrupt. Van Breda trial livestream? Harry reveals who wants to be king. 2 people stopped Cosby going to jail. Trump is winning. Leonardo art probe. Everyone is moving to New Zealand.
New positions hardly ever come up at 2oceansvibe, but we’re constantly growing. We’re very picky about who joins the team, so hopefully you have the right stuff.
Bezos closing on Gates. Van mows down pedestrians in London. Cosby mistrial. Ramaphosa concedes ANC situation. 248km/h bust. Exorcist cult and climate change. Singer hits 100 million Twitter followers.
Floyd vs. McGregor. China’s disturbing disappearing executives. Paris catacomb teens found. Trump under investigation. Cosby trial latest. Did Bob Dylan cheat? Diane Keaton is the best. Queen rides train.
Seth’s a tech guy, and it takes something pretty impressive for him to bust out the ‘game-changer’ line. It’s safe to say he’s a fan of this gadget, then.
Melania moves in. ABSA concerned about account with millions. Amazing list of Gupta visitors. 2nd Knysna firefighter dies. Rise and fall of billionaire playboy. Sharapova out of Wimbledon. Kevin Spacey coming out? Someone won R5.8 billion. Amber Rose bottomless on Instagram.
Fellow FT Subscribers would have caught the piece entitled, ‘Law experts point to hurdles in toppling Trump’. My favourite line was, ‘sounding like Tony Soprano does not make you Tony Soprano’. Here is the article in full.
Maimane vs. Zille – ‘All-out war’. Comey says Trump lied. Zuma denies Dubai home. UK election drama. Tech players getting too big. Alonso will leave. Hawaii defies Trump. Phil Collins falls. Seinfeld denies kids Kardashian. New dagga pizza.
Zille suspended for real. Storm kills 8. Zuma “removed before 2019”. Miss SA held up. Caxton goes for Naspers. Gordon Ramsay puts father-in-law in jail. Sport’s highest earner revealed. Human evolution changed. Car boot sale ring fetches 10 bar.
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