Impressive dam levels. America’s Got Talent winner dead. Cocaine kingpin sentenced. Real Truman Show. Suicide hotline spikes. Rose McGowan indicted. Jack Daniel’s vs. French wine maker. Vice built on a bluff.
Possible Trump/Kim sleepover. “Porn stars not credible”. Rodman to join summit? Zuma supporters getting louder. France bans phones in schools. F1 driver threatens head-butt. OMG Pippa’s pregnant.
Harvey pleads not guilty – ready to fight. Prince Charles giving evidence to sex abuse inquiry. French punk rock robber walks free. Obama and the palace mouse. Man wins lottery twice.
Zuckerberg hits keep coming. Trump to pardon himself? Who will pay for Kim’s hotel? Google employee backlash. Historic low for ‘Solo’. Simon Cowell has no phone.
ISIS targets Prince George. Uganda’s WhatsApp tax. One Day Only takes heat. Drake’s blackface. LeBlanc quits. Trump to pardon Martha Stewart. Cancer breakthrough.
Kim cries over economy. NK official meets in NY. SA F1 team head resigns. Ukraine’s staged journalist murder. Ambien rips Roseanne. Sarah Sanders chokes up. World’s longest flight launched. Microsoft takes google. Taylor Swift’s new British beau.
I never had a bar in my home until a few months ago. Now that we’ve ‘broken the seal’, as it were, we can’t get enough of it.
I know you think you’re playing in the big leagues, but if you really want to claim bragging rights you need to up your game.
Trump / Kim on track? Tesla settles. DA split looms. Google / FB government probe. Santam CEO’s dubious R19m bonus. Kanye charity cuts ties. K-Pop tops US charts. New Star Wars bombs.
Weinstein to surrender. Trump pulls out of NK summit. Assange embassy refuge in jeopardy. Ramaphosa didn’t know how bad it was. Apple stings Samsung. Zuckerberg’s Musk jab. Liam meets daughter for first time.
FBI seizes Russian botnet. North Korea threatens nuclear showdown. Trump cannot block users. Woody defended by other son. Marijuana Tupperware parties. Rugby cocaine scandal. Catcalling fines. Facebook’s revenge porn solution.
No visa for Roman Abramovich. Top royal wedding memes. Van Breda judgement today. 100+ dead in plane crash. 10 dead in school shooting. Google removes ‘don’t be evil’. P Diddy breaks auction record.
Trump threatens Kim. Did Google fake that AI demo? Meghan speaks. Markus sells Val de Vie. Paypal’s biggest acquisition. Whitney was abused. 50 Cent revenge porn drama. Why food logos are red.
Krugersdorp killers sentences. Cohen scandal gets hectic. NK about to pull out. “Zuma was a disaster” – Manuel. Vintage Markus Jooste. Amsterdam to ban Airbnb. Royal wedding guest list. Snoop Dogg goes full blockchain.
US / NK bromance begins. Bus strike continues. SA Express engine explodes. Trump helping tech company he killed. Paris’ killer knifeman. London bans junk food ads. YouTube star chaos. Kendall in Cannes.
Trump/Kim June 12. Irn Bru banned. R Kelly’s Spotify punishment. 50 Cent nails Kanye. Dr. Dre loses trademark battle against Expert.
Russian firm paid Cohen. Polanksi on #MeToo. North Korea releases Americans. Twitter’s anti-Semitism. Wiese steps down. Fergie’s royal snub. Royal wedding costs. Paul McCartney still loaded.
DA race row. Stormy Daniels’ Trump DVD. Uber flying taxis in 2 years. Alex Ferguson brain haemorrhage. FB pay option. Buffett goes big with Apple. Where is Dubai princess? Millennials want older partners.
Cosby, Polanski expelled. Facebook engineer stalker fired. Branson’s private equity fund. Trump lie exposed. Steinhoff’s ethics hotline. VW ex-CEO charged with fraud. Judd sues Weinstein. Rio Ferdinand’s boxing career fizzle. U2 could be hated more.
Jooste cashing in. Rothschild robbery. Facebook profits. De Lille on way out. Sonos listing. Tequila doesn’t make you nuts. Pets with human names. Kylie Jenner something something.
Bus strike continues. Mini-Me, Avicii dead. Hollywood actress sex slave scandal. BA pilot tried flying drunk. Cops try dead man’s finger to unlock phone. Africans on TIME’s Most Influential list.
Billionaire rehab death. Trump bodyguard knows all. Fake teen doctor busted. Cyril and the Queen. Ed Sheeran’s bodyguard is hysterical. The Rothschilds carry on.
WPP boss resigns. SA actor dies on set. Gupta plane lands. NASA searches for aliens. Winnie funeral rift. FBI has recordings. Zuck’s expensive jet bill. Bieber punches man.
Rainbow Chicken CEO cashes in shares. Gadget unlocks iPhones. R77m revenge p*rn payout. Boeing to retrieve Tesla space car. Internet quitter reveals drawbacks. Comey calls Trump ‘mafia boss’.
KPMG exec suspended. Prosecutors circling Spacey. Photo of Zuck’s notes. Russia’s fake Hillary s*x tape. Reddit cool with racism. Netflix pulls out of Cannes. Rosberg moves to E-racing.
Trump labels Assad ‘Animal’. Van hits crowd in Germany. Swazi King’s wife takes overdose. George Soros wants crypto. Black Panther overtakes Titanic. Jay-Z says Trump is great. Russell Crowe’s expensive violin.
There’s nothing quite like that new clothes feeling, but you might want to seriously consider giving them a wash before you put them on.
Zuma trial going ahead. Shock Shell Report. Facebook investigated. More London violence. Guptas granted extension. Bollywood star gets 5 years. World’s best surfing hotels. Meghan Markle’s dad prepares. Average bribes in SA.
Killer robots boycott. Mining’s new black ownership rule. Google war employee open letter. Facebook reads Messenger chats. BBC fakery row. Bitcoin for dick pics.
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