BUTLERS SENT ME BRENDAN!
Still wading through the aftermath of the instant fame he received following his well documented delivery/encounter (article here) with a gaggle of hot Camps Bay babes, Brendan, the Butlers Pizza “celebrity driver” is still a very hot commodity. Take it from me! I’ll be honest, I wasn’t expecting it. Nor did I expect any driver […]
NOW THIS TICKLED ME
Jason risked all and sent this in. It was a risk worth taking. 2008 Hurricane season spawns new product line of Hurricane Shoes ! Surfersvillage Global Surf News, 15 September, 2008 : The 2008 Hurricane season is predicted to be more severe than last year. This month, September, is the peak month of […]
NEW DIRTY SKIRTS SINGLE IS RELEASED
The boys have just released another single, “Daddy Don’t Disco” from their new album with the same name. And they’ve cleaned it, again. You fell in love with “Can’t Remember Your Name” and I swear to you, you’re gonna have to two-time that song with this little masterpiece. My God.. CLICK HERE to give it […]
SOMETIMES RED, SOMETIMES BLUE
You never know what you’re going to get. Check it out for yourself www.sometimesredsometimesblue.com It was blue when I checked.
THE MERCURY WAS IN A HELLUVA RUSH
Tsk, tsk. Chiara never did enjoy the spellcheck Mkebi? Oh you mean Thoba Mkebi? Sis, come on guys.. [thanks adrian]
MONTY, ROB LOUW, ROXY LOUW & THE DIRTY SKIRTS
I know what you’re thinking and I understand that it sounds like I’m talking kak, but I can confidently tell you that this is happening on Friday night. On TV. At 21h10. On SuperSport 1 (channel 201 on DCTV). Let’s go through those one by one. Rugby God, Percy Montgomery: Monty – killing it […]
MUGABE WORKS FOR NASA
Now some of you might have missed a post I gave a couple years back outlining the POES project at NASA. This is a very real thing in the US and forms a major part of NASA’s space program. Seriously, check it out: Click here for NASA’s POES Project website More important to me is […]
TRACY MCGREGOR LAUNCHES NEW RANGE OF CLOTHING
It was a stunning affair last week as I attended the launch of the new Tracy McGregor Summer range at Blue Bay Clothing in Green Point. You’ll remember Tracy was recently voted the Hottest Woman in South Africa 2008 by FHM Magazine. Yup, that’s the one As the new face of Blue Bay […]
YACHT MYSTERY SOLVED
Anything you want, we’ve got it. Anything you need, we’ve got it. Anything at all, we’ve got it. Baaaaaaaaby! Once again the power of the 2oceansvibe community is expressed in a multiple-orgasmic response in my inbox, to my request for information regarding the following ocean going vessel, spotted at Clifton 4th on the weekend. This, […]
DANCING MANNEQUINS
I’m not sure if it was their intention, but I could barely breathe from laughter as I watched a guy in a hoodie dancing in the window at the Apple Store in Cape Town’s V&A Waterfront shopping centre, a few weeks back. I knelt down on my knees and thanked God that I had my […]
MYSTERIOUS BOAT
This weekend brought another dollop of sunshine, beauty, weed, sex and general spice. Not least of which being this pleasure craft of sorts spotted in the bay. Now I’ve seen a lot of incredibly spicy boats and yachts along the shores of Camps Bay and Clifton in my time, but this is the first time […]
TONIGHT ON LUV SPORT
Don’t forget to tune in tonight at 21h10 on SuperSport 1 (channel 201 on DSTV) to catch the latest installment of Luv Sport ! Tonight’s guests include SA cricketer Dale Steyn, UCT star 1st XV rugby star Herbie Mayosi and the editor of Sports Illustrated, Steve Smith. Some of last week’s guests, Ryk and […]
MADONNA FALLS ON HER PIECE
It was within the last week that Madonna took to the stage in Lisbon and emboerrissed herself. At the age of 50 it doesn’t matter how fit you are or the fact that you eat perfectly and have access to the world’s most expensive age-defying products. The point is, you’re 50! I mean, my Mother […]
OVER HERE, GIRLS
Seth Rotherham stumbles upon the JT1 lingerie range at Woolworths, in Cape Town’s V&A Waterfront.
LINGERIE SUPERBOWL
Only 136 days left until LFL 2009 – arguably the most important annual event to come out of The States (The United States, not The Free States). You think I’m kidding. No, no, my love – this is no joke. Check it out. The Lingerie Bowl With team names including “New England Euphoria,” […]
€130,000,000 SUPERDRAW JUST AROUND THE CORNER
Do you know the difference between a normal jackpot draw and a SUPERdraw? Tell the truth.. No, neither did I. I got this info on the PlayEuroMillions news feed, regarding next Friday’s draw: This month saw a spate of six rollovers on the Euro Millions pan European lottery that culminated in a 120,000,000 Euro […]
WIN VIP TICKETS TO ROCKING THE DAISIES
It’s happening, my friends. We are nearly there. Rocking the Daisies 2008 is upon us. And they’re certainly not fucking around this year, as the poster below will show. I stopped reading after the first three names. Check it out and I’ll tell you about the competition after that.  www.rockingthedaisies.com  Are you feeling […]
HEIDI KLUM IS RAD
In this incredibly awesome series of shots, we see uber-awesome supermodel, Heidi Klum, recreating some of history’s most memorable TV/pinup promo shots. Check them out below and click the link under each pic to see the original. The Jessica Rabbit vibe The Farrah Fawcett vibe The American Beauty vibe It’s a FACT that Heidi […]
JACK BLACK ON TAP AT CAPRICE AND MOUNT NELSON
You gotta give our favourite Cape Town beer, Jack Black, a pat on the back when they bring out a tap and quietly have it installed at both Caprice and Mount Nelson’s Planet bar in the same week! JACK BLACK – on tap at Caprice and Mount Nelson’s Planet Bar Nice one – things […]
WISH THIS MAN HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Happy birthday, my love! The Chief
JESSICA SIMPSON GETS PUNISHED BY PAPARAZZI
I just can’t believe it. A nice girl like Jessica Simpson, just going about her day – being Jessica Simpson. Jess – just going about her day And then they go and do this – completely violating her privacy! As a woman. As a human. Blatant violation and lack of respect […]
FAVOURITE JEREMY CLARKSON QUOTES
You simply MUST read over Jeremy Clarkson’s Wikipedia page. He certainly has had a colourful life – before, and during his Top Geardays. Clarkie Including: Born in Doncaster to teacher Shirley Gabrielle Ward and travelling salesman Edward Grenville “Eddie” Clarkson, his parents ran a business selling tea cosies. They put the young […]
THE CAPE TOWN INTERNATIONAL BOAT SHOW
Make haste people. That is best advice I can give you. The internationally sought after Cape Town Boat Show is underway at the CTICC from 3 to 5 October 2008. Fairline Squadron 78 – courtesy of Boating World The Fairline Squadron 78 is not to be sneezed at. And with our friends from […]
REDISCOVER YOUR INNER SIX PACK FOR SUMMER
I don’t know. People say I’m looking thin and I must say I did have had a recent cardiovascular explosion in the gym, combined with an incredibly admirable dietary regime. But that stopped three weeks ago and I’m still riding the “God, you’re looking awesome” wave. But, truth be known, The Muse has reacted of […]
DAILY CANDY LONDON SALES
The Muse is in London this week on a shopping trip. I thought it would be a good enough reason to spoil the ex-pats out there with information about these sales, via Daily Candy. DailyCandy.com What: Jenny Dyer London and Vera Wang Sample Sale Why: Dresses at up to 80 per cent off. When: […]
PRINCESS CHARLOTTE
Hello Magazine published these recent pics of Princess Charlotte of Monaco. Deal with it. Charlotte Casiraghi and good friend, Alex Dellal Looking at Charlotte Casiraghi you can’t help but be reminded of her mum. From the luxurious mane of brunette hair to the poise with which she carries herself, Princess Caroline of Monaco’s […]
DANNY CIPRIANI IS TAPPING KELLY BROOK
Marie Claire’s online “offering” has confirmed that England rugby jock, Danny Cipriani and Billy Zane’s ex, Kelly Brook , are dating. Danny Cipriani This one’s for the laydezz! Kelly Brook and Danny Cipriani have revealed they are an item – just weeks after Kelly split for the second time from her former fiancé, Billy […]
PETER DE VILLIERS SEX TAPE
I doubted very much that this would entertain me. But, hey, look at me – I’m on the floor! It’s a follow up to the story in recent press about Springbok coach, Peter de Villiers being involved in a sex tape blackmail situation. Well done to the guys that put this together. They didn’t get […]
CA 4 and CA 3
As a regular reader, Neil Q knew the importance of sending in this photo of CA 4.  CA 4, comes just after CA 3  Howzit Seth Saw this in the parking lot at work. Too Slow. Neil Q  Nice. Not bad at all. But I do see your point. You’re being naughty […]
I HAVE HEARD ABOUT THIS BEFORE
I’m not willing to take that chance.