FRIDAY NIGHT AT CAPPERS
It’s all happening! Friday night will be something to behold! Any Caprice regular will remember every one of these faces. They’re from the old school – the days where dancing on the bar and VodkaRedBull pyramids came standard. Shades of Studio 54, you might say. Incredible flyer Check it out: This Friday […]
BAD TASTE?
I’m telling you this chick is completely bonkers. Madonna has already publicly called Guy Ritchie “emotionally retarded,” and now she is dressing HIS child in New York Yankees kit! The same New York Yankees that her lover, Alex Rodriguez plays for. Jesus, this chick is off the hizzo! (That is street talk for “off the […]
BARRY HILTON DID NOT STEAL THE PAINTINGS
I know, I also had no idea that Barry Hilton was accused of stealing two paintings. Or anything, for that matter. Bazza Hilton Iol reports: Comedian Barry Hilton is off the hook on charges of stealing two paintings. His lawyer, Vanesh Naidu, told Beeld newspaper on Wednesday that Hilton was acquitted in […]
THE BIG STUFF
Sports fans will enjoy the daily sports roundup on the Luv Sport website, called The Big Stuff! The Big Stuff @ Luv SportA bloody thorough sports roundup The website also brings info, line-ups and behind the scenes footage from SA’s most popular multi-sport TV magazine show, Luv Sport (Friday nights, Supersport 1 @ 21h10). […]
CHAIRMAN BECOMES MAN
Everyone is sending this in so I better put it up before my inbox becomes heavier. I can hardly lift my laptop. You do know your laptop gains 0.0271 grams for every Meg in your inbox, don’t you? I didn’t put it on MyTube, because the bored ones at SABC would get my account shut […]
THE GOLDEN AGE OF FORMULA 1
With one race left in this year’s F1 championship, and the chance to watch Lewis Hamilton blow it in the very last race, I thought a little F1 post was due. Don’t get me wrong, I am genuinely a big fan of Hamilton’s. It’s more to do with the spectacle of watching the poms deal […]
NO
Nash of BangerAndNash fame sent this in, with the subject “Seth… is that you?” SETH WP – not mine Umm, no. Whilst I am flattered that you thought of me, I can confidently tell you that that is not my vehicle, nor is it my number plate. But while we’re here, I would urge […]
EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH LUKE WATSON
In his own special way, Dan Nicholl (The Celebrity MC) has managed to secure another high profile “interview ” – this time with Luke Watson. This, Dan’s latest: Luke Watson ‘exclusive’Article By: Dan Nicholl Wed, 15 Oct 2008 11:03 On the back of his controversial statements on the state of South African rugby, […]
THE HOOKER GETS BIRTHDAY PROPS
I’ve had numerous requests to get hold of the this clip from Friday night’s edition of Luv Sport on Supersport 1 at 21h00. The show’s host, Bob Skinstad (The Character Formerly Known As The Loose Forward) gave a big national TV birthday wish to ex-team mate and fellow 2oceansvibe character, Pieter Dixon (The Hooker). Stunning! […]
LUV SPORT 2008 SPORTS ILLUSTRATED SWIMSUIT AND CURRIE CUP FINAL PREVIEW SHOW
I’m not sure if one would want a show to be any different to Luv Sport on Friday night on SuperSport1 at 21h10! The organisers and a NUMBER of the 2008 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue models will be with Bob Skinstad in the studio to discuss the launch. Here is a taste of what we’re […]
THIS IS APPARENTLY THE ONE TO GET
Mastercard have taken it to the next level, with the “Royal” black card . Not only does this one have no limit and a concierge service, but apparently women have to perform oral sex on you when you take it out. Immediately. All women within a three metre radius. No Age-limit. The ROYAL card. […]
CRUISE SHIP COCAINE BUST
There is ALWAYS time for a story about a £1.2million (about R21 million) cocaine bust on a luxury cruise liner. That’s like, basically, all we want to read about the whole time. Arcadia cruise liner This, from The Mirror: P&O CRUISE LINER RAID NETS £1.2M COKE HAUL By Jenna Sloan 20/10/2008 Seven held after […]
PARADISE, LILOS AND JUMPING CASTLES
It’s been a while since I visited Beta Beach, and quite some time since the mad-man attacked me with an umbrella (pronounced “madmin” for extra annoyance). So Saturday was spent getting back into the groove. Saturday – very kak The prize for making a mockery of the day goes to this intrepid fellow who nailed […]
THIS IS QUALITY HUMOUR
So we’ve established that Madonna and Guy Ritchie are overs, and that she has been bonking New York Yankee, Alex Rodriguez. We also gather that she referred to Guy Ritchie as Emotionally Retarded at a concert in Boston last week and the messiness of their divorce promises to rival that of Paul McCartney and The […]
LUV SPORT TONIGHT
It’s SA Cricket Captain, Graeme Smith. Graeme tonks one It’s the boys from Ultimate Frisbee (not kidding). SA champ takes on a Russian And the Van der Spuy brothers at Speedway Cafe. The twins – Paul and Dave Van der Spuy Speedway Cafe And that’s not all, we’ve also got live band […]
WISH THIS MAN HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Happy birthday to Pieter Dixon (The Hooker)! The ex-Stormers hooker is no doubt celebrating with Butch James, at his current https://www.medsforhairloss.com/propecia.html club, Bath. Seth congratulates the little Dixie a few years back. You’re a beautiful man, Pieter.
CLIFTON 4TH BEACH
I took a spin on the scooter down to Clifton 4th beach right now and this is what I found. Seriously, this just happened. You’ll see the ocean is playing a game that we enjoy. It’s called Lake-Lake. Sometimes, when it goes as still as this, we call the game Pond-Pond. God, it’s so kak.
DOES THIS BOTHER YOU?
Fridays are all about Luv Sport and, given the theme of our show, one should expect sports of all shapes and sizes to be discussed and researched at all times. That doesn’t mean that you can turn a blind eye to scenes like these. Luv Sport producer, Mike M – oblivious Clearly some boundaries […]
I THINK YOU FORGOT SOMETHING
I’m just going to stop you there for one second and point out something quite important. Umm, correct me if I’m wrong, but I think you stopped thinking about the Victoria’s Secret models for a second. Am I right? Yup, of course I am. No problem. Seriously, it’s fine. Just focus, for God’s sake! Your […]
THE CAPTAIN HAS LANDED
I received the following MMS from loyal 2oceansvibe reader, John S, after he landed in Cape Town from Deben. Nice to see he appreciates the Mother City on killer days like today! Message : “So this is how u rolling in CT today, nice”
THE RAND IS FUCKED
That is probably what News24 meant, with this typo-ridden reporting on the fact that el Rando is el fuckto. (It’s 18 to the Pound, by the way. 14 to the Euro and 10.5 to the Dolla). “Worst level in sex years” I received this latest intelligence from a number of readers, actually. Such […]
VERY APT
Things are so finely tuned here at 2oceansvibe HQ, that even our advertisers slot sleamlessly into the current mood. And it’s real time too! You might have heard the sounds coming out of the top ad on the site – burping sounds, to be precise. It’s as close as we could get to the latest […]
PALIN SUPPORTERS
Just enjoy it. Click here if that doesn’t play It’s nice there, hey?
VOMIT HITS THE HEADLINES
What is this new vomit trend that is sweeping the nation? It started last week when the press printed Luke Watson’s alleged comments regarding the Springbok Emblem – “Me having to wear the Springbok jersey, to keep myself from vomiting on it, because there is a bigger picture, because men and women have bled for […]
THE NEW GUY
So you hopefully caught the story yesterday about Madonna and Guy Ritchie announcing their divorce. Well, I thought you would find it interesting that she is apparently very much involved with “New York Yankees slugger,” Alex Rodriguez. He is incredibly wealthy and FAR younger than her (33 vs 50). Apart from being able to get […]
BECKHAM PARENTS TURN VIGILANTES
I don’t know why everyone is talking about the “World markets” when something far more serious is under foot. That being the fact that David and Victoria Beckham’s housekeepers (and son) have been arrested for stealing their possessions and attempting to flog them on eBay. David and Victoria Beckham, sleeping.That is how they sleep. […]
HELEN ZILLE DOES THE RIGHT THING
It is quite fitting that this picture of Cape Town mayor, Helen Zille’s car, is sent in on the day it gets announced that she has been voted the number one mayor in ON EARTH. CA 1, reserved for the mayor, on a Toyota Prius Helen Zille seems to be rolling with a hybrid. […]
GOLDFISH HITS DUBAI
Well the ex-pats in Dubai are in for a treat of note! See what I did there? I said “of note” because Goldfish are musical and music is written using music NOTES! I come up with stuff like this the WHOLE TIME! But seriously, to all the South Africans living in Dubai, do yourselves a […]
HUGH HEFNER AND HIS 19-YEAR-OLD TWINS
I love how incredibly ridiculously overboard these tabloids get when they smell blood, albeit a trickle. If I may: Hef’s new girlfriends, Kristina and KarissaSordid? Or SORTED? Hefner’s twin beauties have a sordid past life London (ANI): The 19-year-old twin beauties Hugh Hefner handpicked to replace his “No 1 girlfriend,” have a sordid […]
THE LUKE WATSON AFFAIR CONTINUES
So you probably caught the story about Luke Watson on iol which refers to a Rugby365 article about some comments that he made. This, a follow-up to the recent resurfacing of the tiresome notion to scrap the Sprngbok emblem. Luke Watson – pumping iron He said the “bigger picture” kept him from vomiting on […]
