‘Black people use K word’. Grande out of Grammys. R Kelly tour. Rich kids being poor. WhatsApp deleting 2m a month. Sans Souci mum lays charges.
Aircraft found. Beatles at war. US airport agent suicide. Super Bowl noise. Entire PIC board resigns. India mega-weddings. Documentaries to watch.
Apple blocks Google. New iPhone. Bezos mistress’ brother curveball. Bosasa’s R415m this year. Fingerprint implants. Free Beyonce / Jay Z tickets for vegans.
As an experiment, I started to monitor when and for what I used each Apple device. I’m speaking here, specifically, about the MacBook Pro versus the iPad Pro.
Bezos launches affair investigation. Bosasa’s prawn farm. Roger Stone’s Trump warning. Sarah Sanders says God backs Trump. Facebook won’t stop. Kylie stalker hell.
Agrizzi says he’s racist. Global Alt-Right dividing SA. China slowing. Zuma hits back. Conor suspended. 120 movies, $13 billion box office.
US National Emergency imminent. CemAir grounded. Cape speedster loses legs. Footballer search called off. Ice melts creating shipping lanes. Amanda Knox wins damages. Australia nears 50degC temps.
Bosasa destroyed 40k docs. Zuck killed goat. Cohen claims Trump threats. Baldwin pleads guilty. Mandela pic sent to space. JHB mosque murder.
One wonders how long Jack Parow will be able to stay seated in this ‘unplugged’ gig he’s performing on First Thursday, February 7, at Café du Cap.
Agrizzi – next round. Apartheid’s secret mercenaries. BuzzFeed’s explosive Trump report. Eskom needs R884 billion. Lambie retires. Manny wants Floyd rematch.
Cohen rigged polls for Trump. El-Chapo’s naked escape. Shoprite manager rant. Harvey’s ‘Dream Team’. Russian collusion model held. Pokemon Go creator payday. Louis CK doesn’t care.
Fake Washington Post Delivers Trump resignation. Karen Pence joins anti-gay school. Weinstein lawyer drops out. YouTube bans challenges. Apple’s staggering flight log. Chris Hani killer parole result. Original Ghostbusters sequel.
Krejcir’s claims R2.5m Zuma payment. Longest US shutdown in history. El Chapo gang never used open walls to smuggle. China removes 1st commandment. Woman falls in love with sperm donor 12 years later.
Ronaldo warrant issued. Zuck’s nightmare. Land Rover axe 4,500 jobs. Giant gold coin trial. Ashley Judd Weinstein claims dropped. GoT star lashes Piers Morgan. Chris Martin joined Gwyneth on honeymoon. NZ fireball explained. “I killed JonBenet Ramsey”
Scarborough is a genius place to nip off to for the weekend. It’s close enough to go back if there is a drama to deal with in Cape Town, yet far enough away to tell people you can’t attend whatever it is they’ve invited you to.
Billionaire kidnapping. Harvey wants new lawyer. Nude restaurant closes. Black Mirror dating app. New Markle wedding. Elon Musk hover car. Kendall strips. Rami Malek’s awkward moment.
Space race is on. Total loser joins rich list. Mueller – phase two. Cape killer on CCTV. Zuma legal fee woes. French terror suspect killed. Robin Thicke nailed for $5m. Leopard kills meditator.
Cohen gets three years. Pope’s #3 sex abuse. France terrorism. Dorsey balls-up. M&G Editor sacked. Ellen ending show? Best movie assassins. 12 cars for less than R170k.
A new book, ‘If You Lie Still, You Will Not Get Cold’, focuses on the untold story of the South African Citizen Force soldier during the Border War.
Oscar host steps down. Drug mules eating cash. Bo-Kaap crane banned. Assange leaving soon? FB defends emails. NY mag calls Jonas / Chopra wedding a scam. Groom cancels wedding.
Big SA domestic worker changes. Bush breaks down. Facebook evil. Huawei exec arrest. Country makes all transport free. Next level AirPods. SA’s top fashion influencers.
The average consumer has taken a look at themselves and realised that shopping online in the ironically ‘traditional’ sense is actually quite a hack.
When you’re the richest man in the world (on and off, for many years now), people want to know what’s going on in your head.
December’s First Thursday is probably the most exciting in Cape Town’s First Thursday calendar. This whole place is already in holiday mode, and then you add a fresh payday to that.
The shallowness of the consumer will never cease to astound me. Add a bit of tinsel and a French/Italian sounding name, and they’ll fall over themselves to spend more.
No, I don’t mean you will be ill because of the YouTube channel’s content. I mean it will make you ill when you find out how much this person makes, and how old they are.
Cyril meets Saudi Crown Prince. Pope worried about gays. Putin media roasts Trump. Tyson Fury sings American Pie after fight. Joan Collins solution for pervy men. Blind man sues Playboy.
Canada’s hate crime problem. Trump’s penthouse offer to Putin. Harvey chipping away. NASA on Elon’s weed issue. Oprah’s advice to SA. It’s not actually Van Gogh.
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NASA lands on Mars. First gene-edited babies. FNB heads for townships. Cape cat capsized. Zeta-Jones on Douglas masturbation claims. Truth about killer robots. Trump clear on climate change.