I was at a wine farm this weekend for a wine tasting, and perused the tasting notes of one of the wines we had in front of us.
James Small naked in a strip club. FB $5 billion fine. Epstein witness tampering. Suicide vest airdropped to airplane passengers. YouTuber killed. State capture Zuma appearance. Kendall at Wimbledon.
Army deployed to Cape Flats. Trump says he’s great looking. Epstein: so much. Weinstein legal collapse. Foreigners’ favourite SA property. Beckham at Wimbledon.
Julio Iglesias is man’s father. Epstein’s sex island. Wozniak’s FB warning. Man survives Niagara Falls. The fake moon landing argument. Kendall’s tight floral dress.
Jeffrey Epstein arrested. California’s 2nd quake. Boeing loses big deal. US Women win 4th WC. Bill Gates on Jobs’ ‘spells’. Liam goes hard at Noel.
For the uninitiated, men all around China take part in the custom of walking around in public in the summertime with their bellies exposed.
In one of her first public outings since the birth of Archie, Meghan descended upon Wimbledon in jeans, jacket and Panama hat.
Yesterday was the most important day in the United States of America’s diary. It was also a chance for Trump to show the likes of Putin and Kim Jong Un that he has big tanks.
Iqbal Survé probe. 6.4 earthquake hits California. No more MAD Magazine. King Tut sculpture drama. Sarkozy grew. China breaks up Muslim families. Tennis star fined. Joss Stone deported.
Travelling around Europe brings with it a host of culinary quirks, with breakfast being particularly intriguing. Allow me to share some insights.
Hottest June recorded in Earth’s history. Whatsapp outages resolved. Bitcoin energy equals Switzerland. Prince dies in drug-fuelled orgy. Truworths slumps. The next Ronaldo. Obesity cancers rival smoking. Brosnan’s rude son.
Local magician shoots assistant. CT on track for world’s most dangerous city top spot. White House staff brawl with North Koreans. Bezos pays out $38bn. Boris defends ‘bumboys’ gay comments. Silicon Valley’s UFO hunters.
City bans e-cigs. Pacific Islands cocaine boom. Clooney’s next Netflix project. Airbnb’s new luxury tier. Samuel L Jackson angry. Thriller girl lives in poverty. Mystery of high-altitude suicides. Mueller to testify.
‘Cocaine king’ escapes. Tinder killer slashes own throat in court. Dench defends Weinstein, Spacey. Jets collide midair. Gigi’s Instagram challenge. Obamas and Clooneys hang out.
There’s a special irony in packing two bottles of South African rosé for a trip to Provence – the rosé capital of the world.
Slack’s killer listing. SONA summary. Naspers’ R30m cleaning app. Matthew Perry not great. Meghan and Harry split from Kate and Will. City pays hacker $600k.
Sex cult verdict. Boeing gets big 737 Max order. Khashoggi killing tape revealed. Another Cuba Gooding Jr. sexual assault. MultiChoice flies, Steve Hofmeyr falls. Ralph Lauren knighted.
These are the six habits that the author of “The Billion Dollar Secret” claims are shared by all billionaires.
Trump must be over-the-moon that he can focus his full attention on ‘serious matters’ like the design of Air Force One.
Group Five trouble. Trump damage control. Sarah Sanders resigns. Singer settles rape lawsuit. Boston Dynamics robot malfunction. Catzavelos receives Greek letter. 8 months working for a drug cartel.
High heels ‘necessary’ at work. Nigerian dictator’s millions found. Pope changes Lord’s Prayer. Trump punishes Bette Midler. Proteas can’t stop losing. Ciggie sales banned. Bezos drops R1bn on apartments.
Trump penis treatment. Oz shooting. Michael Cohen prison celeb. France bans clothing destruction. Robot furniture. French Open latest.
Goodbye, iTunes. Social media deets for US visas. Heavyweight boxing upset. Ivy League murder. More Leonardo painting drama. Buffett’s top books. Kardashian helping murderer. S Korea’s crazy age system.
Zuck security harassment. Iron Maiden sues techies. Heathrow drone shutdown planned. Royals split from charity. Man kills himself outside White House.
It’s all very well that South African residents can light up a marijuana joint, legally, in the comfort of their own home, but the problem lies with the acquisition of said weed.
Cyril’s new cabinet. John Cleese slams London. Ashton Kutcher’s murder testimony. Doherty wants to fight Gallagher. Virus laptop sells for millions. Now there’s Pokemon Sleep.
Cannes death. May resigns. Sumo Trump. Durbanville ammunition cache. Maddie McCann ‘gamechanger’. Spice Girls tank. Moby apologises to Portman.
Are you really okay with anybody who gets your number being able to view your WhatsApp profile picture? Changing the setting takes 30 seconds, tops.
Harvey’s $44m settlement. #metoo guy gets paid out. Pelosi made to look drunk. Prada drops fur. Netcare CEO dumps R200m shares. Kanye and Letterman. Kendall single.
Farm attack activist killed on farm. Henri appeals. Cyril elected president. Trump wobbly. Apple’s big event. Groping app.