Monday, April 7, 2025

Thursday Morning Spice

Mmusi dismissal imminent. Republicans storm impeachment room. WeWork boss cashes out. Harry / Will’s relationship ‘ irreparable’. King fires everyone. Google vs. IBM nerd fight. Norwegian influencer butt mistake.

Monday Morning Spice

Did scientists cross brain ethical line? Zille vs. Maimane. Longest non-stop passenger flight. Loadshedding plans. Mick Hucknall sex denial. Elton shades Lion King.

Seth’s Langebaan Coffee Epiphany

I’ve had a good run with my Nespresso machines. We’ve got three at home, two at the Airbnb, and two at the farm. But the times, they are a-changin’.

Friday Morning Spice

Power back today. Porn site pulls teacher video. Oz racehorse slaughter scandal. Boris plays numbers game. End of ‘Top Billing’. California earthquake worries. Bieber and T-Swift ‘always been cool’.

Thursday Morning Spice

What’s Nick Mallett got to do with it? Kid arrested with McLovin ID. Trump’s crazy letter. China’s UFO helicopter. Jonah Hill drops Batman. NASA’s new moon landing spacesuit.

Monday Morning Spice

Visa drops Facebook. Bishops sex scandal. Hungary PM ally yacht sex orgy. Storm punishes Japan. Elton’s view on Michael Jackson.

Friday Morning Spice

2,200 watched streaming shooting. Gay sex death penalty. SA mayor’s Lamborghini seized. James Murdoch buys into Vice. Cuba Gooding’s ‘additional’ groping incident.

Thursday Morning Spice

England v France cancelled. Yom Kippur attack. WeWork layoffs. Cynical Nike. College admission scandal sentence. UK town gives addicts heroin.

The Café Caprice Kids Experience

It’s been a while since I was building double Vodka-Red Bull pyramids on a Sunday evening at Café Caprice, but it seems time does tick on.

Monday Morning Spice

Table Mountain body. PayPal drops Facebook. Second Trump whistleblower. Boris dares Queen. Judge suicide in court. Joker kills box office.

Friday Morning Spice

Cops tied up, guns taken. Diamond sales plummet. Nickelback fights back. Bok game in space. Rugby players dead from Heroin.

Thursday Morning Spice

Domingo resigns. Cape Town city’s war on taxis. Jooste high court blow. Cyril’s new land laws. Beyoncé’s dad has breast cancer. Springbok homeless assault probe. R Kelly going nowhere. Boris reveals Brexit plan.

Monday Morning Spice

SA’s ‘steal to rent’ business model. Boris can’t keep his hands to himself. African leaders seized supercars auctioned. Ukraine envoy resigns. Aaron Carter face tat.

Friday Morning Spice

Banking strike thwarted. Whistleblower is CIA. Bojo‘s sister attacks him. Amazon’s new gadgets. Softbank keeps losing. Ashton’s mistress.

Wednesday Morning Spice

Trump impeachment inquiry. Bill Gates prize shock. Batman victim horrified. Monaco yacht show. Will Smith vegan intervention.

Monday Morning Spice

Russia has Prince Andrew evidence. Boris and the model. TWA 1985 hijack suspect arrested. Thomas Cook collapse. Nutella’s dark secret.

Friday Morning Spice

Trump whistleblower scandal. 3rd Trudeau blackface pic. Birds vanishing. Thomas Cook collapse. Airbnb listing. #freebritney

Thursday Morning Spice

India bans all e-cigs. Harry’s new TV show. Fergie called Epstein a paedophile. Former teacher, porn star dies. Elon’s Mars rocket. Area 51 YouTuber jailed. Baldwins having 5th child.

Monday Morning Spice

BoJo The Hulk. Felicity Huffman jailed. NY vape ban. Why millionaires love SA. Royals scrambling over Epstein. Trump invited to NK.

Friday Morning Spice

“Avoid Sandton”. Bojo denies lying to Queen. Steinhoff‘s fine. Harvard’s $9m from Epstein. Royal gossip’s cutthroat world. Rita Ora sizzles.