Tesla most valuable carmaker. Maddie investigation could be dropped. Anna Wintour admits race issues. AfriForum vs. Mandela Foundation. SA crypto CEO in big poo.

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Healthcare workers? Fine. Retail workers and others in the firing line? Also fine. General members of the public who are known to be ‘small talkers’? No, stop it.

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Minneapolis PD disbanding. Looney Tunes drops guns. Maddie suspect got tipped from accomplice. Man mistakenly jailed 28 years ago.

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Maddie suspect ‘wannabe playboy’. Officer tried to stop kneeler. FB labels ‘state controlled media’ pages. Police kill man with no face mask.

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Snapchat tags Trump as ‘Racial Violence’. Trump denies bunker vibe. FB employees revolt. Load shedding coming. Margot Robbie is hardest working.

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It was terribly exciting to hear that liquor stores opened this week, although this did little (nothing) to address the elephant in the room – when exactly will Butler’s Pizza be reopening?

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“Trump presidency is over”. Rage and violence across US. SA school chaos. Big SA courier company shuts. Queen rides pony. Hamilton chirps F1 paddock.

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As long as you’re visiting on business, then you are in compliance with the law. Perhaps you are a freelance journalist, writing an article about small SA towns and the effect of lockdown?

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Meal kits are great if you feel like cooking and want something wholesome, but after 60+ days of lockdown, who still wants to cook?

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French cafés reopen. Trump signs social media exec order. Epstein was not depressed. No roller-coaster screaming. Partying after lockdown.

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Will Trump shut down Twitter? 30 more Western Cape deaths. SpaceX launch postponed. News Corp stops printing 100s of titles. Hitler’s Alligator. Harry and Meghan security bill solved.

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Hertz files for bankruptcy. Zuckerberg third richest in world. Brazil’s mass graves. Cigarette and police clarification.

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I’m conscious of being the only ‘soutie’ in Cabine du Cap’s neck of the woods in the Montagu mountains. The farmers in the Talana valley have all sorts of toys, from tractors and motorbikes to moustaches and guns.

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Sentenced to death via Zoom. Mass shooter streams. 4-day work week for NZ. Pippen angry with Jordan. Stephen King’s new mini-series.

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Unprecedented Apple/Google collaboration. Michael Cohen released. Harry’s new dad. Why Mary-Kate is divorcing.

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S*x doll sports fans. SA online booze sales skyrocket. China explain virus origin. Leonardo and the Congo. Iron Maiden frontman ex death.

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Online shopping kicks off. Durban July will run, but.. Russia’s killer ventilators. Comrades cancelled. Best 2020 audiobooks.

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FB moderator payday for psychological harm. Uber’s desperate Grubhub play. France death toll tumbles. Trump extends Huawei. Noel Gallagher on drugs. Ellen is mean.

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Swine fever hits SA. UIF payment delays. Indian / Chinese troops fist-fight. Trump goes at Obama. UK divided over new lockdown rules. Gwyneth Paltrow concedes.

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Ozzie cafes to reopen. Prince Andrew’s latest headache. Trump’s valet gets C19. Google to work from home until 2021.

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In what might be the biggest shock to the new freedoms we can legally enjoy under alert level 4, Cape Town’s number one pizza, Butler’s Pizza, did NOT open on May 1. Nor May 2. And how’s this – they’re STILL not open.

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Give this man a cigarette. SA SME chaos. Caxton doom. UK picnics. NZ 100-people gatherings. The Simpsons COVID-19 predictions.

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Cyril: “Worst is still to come”. The business losing $1 million an hour. SA citizens stranded at OR Tambo. Harry selling rifles. The AI military drone has landed.

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When I say ‘after lockdown’, I’m not talking about tomorrow (May 1), when things relax a bit and we can actually leave our homes.

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Illegal miners hiding underground. Musk demands freedom. UK hero veteran gets promotion. NY doctor commits suicide. International football’s reality. ‘Crazy Beast’ animal.

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Café du Cap’s harvest table is the stuff of legend. With a small team serving up ludicrously addictive, limited portions of dream delights, everything is fresh-cooked, homemade and gourmet.

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As self-proclaimed ‘Durban’s best golfer’, one can only imagine the restraint Jared Harvey must be showing during this lockdown period.

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After The President’s Thursday announcement, everybody got excited for a second. Then they realised that Level 4 sounded a lot like lockdown, but included cigarettes. Then people started asking for details. Finally, those industry specific details have arrived, courtesy of @GovernmentZA

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Western Cape is virus ‘epicentre’. SpaceX internet service. Tom Hanks helps Corona bullied boy. Hong Kong pink dolphin threat. Prince Charles is adorable.

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COVID-19 quietly spread in US since Jan. Face masks compulsory in Germany. More Cape looting. Tech exec locked out of bunker.

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