Why are private schools so special? Christo retires. Garmin hacker ransom. Goldman settles 1MDB case. Kanye apologises after Bieber visit.
Ghislaine secrets to be revealed. Judge frees Cohen because Trump. Heard sister’s revelations. Village postmistress coke dealer. Pic of Kim’s Meek meet.
Trump wishes Ghislaine well. Record SA deaths. Dams full, but. eBay sells. Depp case latest.
I really don’t feel like putting on my hazmat suit and traipsing off to Woolies or Pick n Pay, just to buy my favourite olive oil, or a tray of Usana free-range eggs. I don’t feel like leaving the house at all, to be honest.
I remember a few years ago my folks went with some friends to Cambodia. They met a chap by the name of Shortman, who used to drive them around in his rather worn tuk-tuk.
It was inevitable that The Queen would knight retired British military veteran, Captain Tom Moore, who shot to global fame during the UK lockdown for his astronomical fundraising abilities.
Wine producer’s evaporating income. Restaurant burns Epstein table. Twitter disables Trump’s retweet. Olympic skater dead at 20.
God, I love Billy Joel. For so many reasons, not least of which for being the most New York New Yorker imaginable.
This is pretty cool. It’s a website called Window Swap, that lets you flip through the views from people’s homes around the world.
Rich getting richer. Beer Island for sale. Russian C19 cyber attacks. Netflix adds 10m. ZAR undervalued. Electric Maserati.
With the current lockdown restrictions, I don’t really care what the bottle is made of, as long as it pours into my mouth with some degree of success.
There’s no doubt the new Land Rover Defender would look quite stunning at Cabine du Cap, but it wouldn’t be without a degree of irony.
Tech CEO dismembered in NY. Ozzies’ passion for cocaine. COVID masks for boozing. Great Gatsby prequel.
Booze banned again. Kelly Preston dies. Elvis grandson dies at 27. Venice flood gates. Bella Hadid underwear. Police search wells for Maddie.
As one of the first members of the all-new, all legal, Cape Cannabis Club, I was excited to observe and experience the entire process, from signup to consumption.
Depp wrote in blood. Bodies piling up in EC. Trump not immune. Coinbase to go public. Michael Jackson’s strange obsession.
Entire colony vanishes. SA’s C-19 surge kicks off. Alarming Cape ambulance attacks. Depp booze / drug photo. FB goes hard.
Depp / Heard kicks off. Harry ‘tormented’. Satanist church opens in Ballito. Kanye for prez. Brits hit the pubs.
It’s on beautiful sunny Fridays like this, that I contemplate what my first drink will be, come the time that it is socially acceptable to drink alcohol.
Putin until 2036. FBI arrest Ghislaine Maxwell. Boris angry about Rhodes statue. R/$ below 17. Finland removes swastika. Something about Meghan.
SA shares skyrocket. US sanctions. TikTok banned. Hamilton wants R850m a year. Red light district’s return.
Hamilton calls Ecclestone ‘ignorant’. US tourists not welcome in EU. Facebook reverses policies. Gauteng SA COVID-19 hotspot.
My crusade against unscheduled phone calls is well documented, and we must continue to fight against this sort of unruly behaviour.
SA’s diesel shortage. US gov sent $1.4bn to dead people. Tinder helps homeless. Dixie Chicks change name. Monster Lufthansa bailout.
Overnight millionaire. Facebook ad boycott. Cape principals want schools closed. Trump accuses Obama of treason.
Kurt Cobain guitar breaks records. NASCAR garage noose drama. Teens aid low Trump turnout. Maddie suspect a ‘psychopath’.
FB bans Trump ‘organised hate’ ads. Sun City opens. Elon denies threesome. Kim’s sister on warpath. Meghan loses BFF.
Oxford’s Rhodes to fall. Van Gogh’s brothel letters. US stockpiled wrong drug. Cocaine hotline. SA restaurants to reopen.
Boris Johnson slams ‘racist thuggery’. UK quarantine raves. Edgars on auction. South Africans stranded in Germany. Egyptian statues and broken noses.
Second wave. UK monuments boarded up. Crime boss role in Fury bout. Best TV shows of 2020. Fawlty Towers episode dropped.