Game, Seth, Match – Goodbye 2024

Just a quick reach-around to say a big thank you to our readers for another epic year. Yip – that’s right – we’re signing off now..
2oceansvibe Declares Summer 2024 Open

This summer is about expanding your horizons and enjoying more of South Africa by exploring the beauty around us, and filling our days with sunshine, good company, and unbeatable vistas.
Seth Receives A Letter From Afar – Sir Toby’s Lament On The State Of Modern Old Boys Clubs

Seth, my dear boy, I fear this is a runaway fire, a full-blown emergency, fueled in equal parts by fear, greed and rampant semigration.
Bishops Parent Responds To ‘Controversial’ Southern Suburbs Schoolboy Rugby Article

A reader responds to Alex de Bruin’s ‘Fear and Loathing At Schoolboy Rugby In The Southern Suburbs’…
Important Advice For Malawi Cane Furniture Buyers

Malawi Cane and Malawi Cane Interiors has been operating since 2010 and is the biggest global exporter of Malawi Cane furniture in the world. We also operate and sell Malawi cane and rattan products throughout South Africa online and our physical retail operation at 192 Main Road, Diep River.
Let’s Chat About Gummies

A recent trip to the tropics put me in a predicament of sorts.
Aston Martin Ploughs Into Kids Area At Cafe Roux – Injures Child [Photos]

A child has been injured following an incident at Cafe Roux in Noordhoek, Cape Town.
BEWARE: A Warning To Anyone Buying Malawi Cane Furniture And Malawi Chairs

The Malawi Cane furniture industry is littered with imposters and scammers. Read this to ensure you’re dealing with the right people.
An Extremely Important Note From Seth Regarding Voice Notes

Voice Notes really do seem to bring out the best and the worst in people, depending on who you are.
Thursday Morning Spice

What happened to Oscar’s house? Amsterdam sex workers protest. Durban woman staged kidnapping.
Thursday Morning Spice

Will Oscar be freed tomorrow? SBM accused of monster bribe. Musk fretting over AI. SA’s new wealthiest suburbs.
Tips For All The Jo’burgers Moving To Cape Town

If you want to blend in, you’ll have to think like a local. We’re here to help.
Friday Morning Spice

Andrew Tate’s home seized. Lisa Marie Presley dead. SBF denies theft. Sylvester Stallone reality show.
Thursday Morning Spice

World’s richest man makes daughter Dior CEO. FTX recovers $5 Billion. Tennis star pregnant. More chess accusations.
Wednesday Morning Spice

Government discusses masks and lockdowns, amid new COVID strain. Andrew Tate appeal result. Jooste’s paltry fine. Harry’s book breaks records. Mark Pilgrim ‘karma’ drama.
Tuesday Morning Spice

Andrew Tate’s big day. Britain space launch fail. New Coppola film chaos. OnlyFans teen buys house.
Monday Morning Spice

Takealot under pressure. Eskom CEO poisoned? Harry and William’s secret code word. Bonk crypto currency goes nuts.
Seth’s State Of The Vibe, 2022

There are many ways we evaluate the ‘state of the vibe’. The vibe encompasses everything from business, family and friendships, to the weather and loadshedding. The vibe is a feeling, like Plett.
Thursday Morning Spice

Tesla shares tanking as Musk sells $3.6bn. Eskom chief quits. Football fan dies in semi-final clash. 8-year-old filmed at the wheel.
Wednesday Morning Spice

Harry & Meghan break Netflix record. Mob abducts woman after rejecting proposal. The star of White Lotus. SBF denied bail. Aga Khan’s extraordinary life.
Tuesday Morning Spice

SBF arrested. White Lotus final episode explained. Europe port drowning in cocaine. Charles warned not to invite H&M.
Monday Morning Spice

Lockerbie bomb suspect in US custody. Cartel hitman missing. Ronaldo’s girlfriend comments. Posh JHB school bullying. King Charles and Ryan Reynolds.
Friday Morning Spice

Top Gun on path to Oscar glory. Musk to charge iPhone users more for Twitter blue. Cyril is ANC prisoner. Billionaire going to the moon.
Monday Morning Spice

Trump wants to cancel constitution. Banksy robbers caught. Apple to resume Twitter advertising.
Friday Morning Spice

Cyril’s resignation U-Turn. Kanye goes full Nazi. Art attached from CEO’s home on wealthy JHB street. The butts of ‘White Lotus’.
Monday Morning Spice

Trump dinner with Ye and white supremacist. Unprecedented China protests. Musk to support Trump rival. Squid Games star indicted for sexual misconduct. US and UK barter James Corden.
Friday Morning Spice

Clicks acquires Sorbet for R105m. Jooste trial set. Ronaldo’s massive new record. Epstein victims sue banks. Dallaglio ‘facing bankruptcy’.
Monday Morning Spice

Elizabeth Holmes gets 11 years. 5 dead in gay club shooting. Styles and Wilde overs. Leo and Gigi spotted.
Friday Morning Spice

World Cup beer ban. Rassie banned again. Twitter employee exodus. R74m lotto winner going back to work. Heidi wardrobe malfunction.
Monday Morning Spice

Voters are done with Trump. FTX files for bankruptcy. Ghislaine popular in jail. Sydney Sweeney’s family nudity problem.