As Ozzie Open gets DANGEROUSLY close to Ana vs Maria final
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This year's Australian Open may well produce the most visually pleasing women's final in all history. Can you even begin to get your head around watching a final between Maria Sharapova and Ana Ivanovic (you might remember we featured Ana during Wimbledon)?

With the recent passing of Australian Heath Ledger, one can only wonder if this is perhaps God's way of "giving back" to Australia and the world. A final with a hot blonde and a hot brunette. Do you realise what a big moment in world tennis this is? Let alone the history of the world! Let's do a quick run through of what the fantasy entails - here they are:

Maria Sharapova
Reminds me of someone..

Ana Ivanovic
Please, sweet merciful Lord - make it so

But the two objects of our affection still have to get through their respective semi-finals, so I've "jumped the gun" as it were and assumed that they will get through. That's what I do. I jump guns. The whole fucking time. Throw a gun at me - I'll jump it.

WHOOSH!

BOINGGG!

You see what I did there?

So anyway, Maria Sharapova is playing that visual terror, Jelena Jankovic at around 13h30 Ozzie time tomorrow. So that's about 05h30 SA time. Get up at 6, should be fine. I would also like to add at this point that Jankovic is NOT hot. I swear to God, she is not. If you think she is hot, you are mistaken. She is revolting.

Ana is playing after that against Daniela Hantuchova, who is also pretty hot. So if there was ever a women's semi-final to watch, it's that one, my friends.

Ja, I'll show you a semi..


Seth Rotherham
Editor
2oceansvibe.com
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