You're a fool if you haven't been

We received a tip off from one of you lot (our loyal, ever adoring 2oceanvibe readers) saying that the pizzeria at the very end of Bree Street was definitely something to check out at lunch times. The main reason to go was apparently the staff - 'smoking hot' we were told.

Well we were in for a treat - it turns out the food was as good as the staff! Our motive will definitely have changed next time we cruise round - although the angels will certainly make it a treat.

Four of us cruised in on Friday last week and were perched on an outside table. Immediately we were captivated. There was something going on. Something was alive. It's the city buzz. Sun was streaming down and we were surrounded by the Cape Town City Cool Crowd - something we're not used to. I'll give it to you kids - very cool. But in amongst the city cool is a smattering of the observatory cool type - that laid back 'hey whatever' crew. One guy with his hair in braids and another table catering for an ad agency type with his new G4 apple mac laptop. This place certainly caters for the mixed crowd - something we like.

The staff have an attitude that draws you in - and they're pretty hot I tell you what! Our waitress, Janna was an absolute star. She's the kind of gal who would tell you to go f*ck yourself if you were out and said something at the wrong time.... but for now she's all over everything and super sweet. The food came out perfectly - the Buitenverwagting Buiten Blanc (This season's favourite again kids) was poured with such precision I thought she was a surgeon!

We pushed it a bit. We had the wine, the sparkling water, the started salad, the starter garlic pita bread and then pizzas all round. God those pizzas were amazing! I had the Morituri - bacon and avo I think. I added extra feta. Anyway check it out yourself. I also had a few bites of another one with salmon and caviar. Who says you can't kick at a pizza joint?

But seriously guys and girls, when last did you go to a pizzeria which served fine wines? And when last did you have an exceptional genuine Italiano pizza? Pizza with 5 star service and a bit of vino for lunch on a Friday!! It's f*cking crazy man!!! In the sun!! With gorgeous angels serving you! And serving you damn well I might add!

The place must rock at night time too. Such a vibe! We'll sort that out another time but for now...... if there's sun and it's lunch time and you've got an hour on hand.... don't waste your time at Tuscany Beach - come 5 minutes in land. Go to the botom of Bree Street to the parking area next to Investec - where Vacca Matta was/is and check out Colcacchio Pizzeria - you'll be happy you did.

Thanks Janna.... gorgeous angel....

Seth Rotherham
Editor
2oceansvibe.com

At Dockside on Saturday

Well 2oceansvibe just keep on wanting you to be happy! It's unreal!

Klippies and Cola have given us got 10 DOUBLE tickets to the FHM Homegrown Honeys party happening this Saturday (04 December) at Dockside. DID YOU SAY DOUBLE TICKETS? I sure did pumpkin! Do you want to know what to do to win a double ticket? Very easy.....

The next ten entries that come in for the 2oceansvibe Dirty South competition WILL WIN DOUBLE TICKETS!!

Do we all remember how the 2oceansvibe Dirty South competition works? Check it out HERE.

Starting NOW..... the next ten entries to the 2oceansvibe competition will receive double tickets to the FHM Homegrown Honeys party at Dockside - all thanks to Klippes and Cola - CRAZY CRAZY CRAZY!!!

Go go go!! To win, click HERE and follow the instructions

Seth Rotherham
Editor
2oceansvibe.com

Brought to the streets of Cape Town - URBAN COWBOY

We received a very peculiar video clip of an individual by the name of Brett. After some research we have the following facts about this little pumpkin. Apparently he......

- has featured in a Tom Jones video.....
- did a dance skit for 30'seconds (SABC feature)
- Dressed up as a ho and danced in front of a 200 strong audience at a media party
- Caught riding a bull backwards in a superman outfit

We'll stop there and let you work him out. Once again we're relatively speechless.

CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD
BRETT THE COWBOY PUMPKIN

Seth Rotherham
Editor
2oceansvibe.com

Be careful of the prick in the white van

I thought people where starting to get over themselves and have a good time. I thought talking to strangers was normal now. I thought friendliness was cool. I really did. I just met the biggest first class prick Cape Town has to offer.

My email system is up the pole so I thought a little trip to Woolworths would cheer me up. Judging by the deep sadness for the human race that I now feel in my heart, I have not achieved my objective of cheering up.

The new Woolworths just off Glengariff road in Sea Point was in view as we noticed a Brazilian goddess walking over the road. Naturally we stopped on the side of the road, next to the other parked cars. As Nic Marais spun another timeless classic on KFM, we gazed at her walking over the road. She eventualy walked past the front of my car. I wanted to share her with more people. Parked to our right was a white 'Kombi' van/car/lifestyle with a guy inside who must have been about 43. Blonde hair down to his neck - holding onto his surfer days but not pulling it off too well. I caught his eye through the window and pointed at our goddess. He looked in her direction and looked back confused. He didn't know what I was pointing at. I pointed again. Again he looked back and forth like a confused cockatiel. I stuck my head out the sunroof as he wound his crap window down. I was doing the nice guy buddy buddy friendly thing and I said to him, "Nothing like a Brazilian Goddess at 10 on a Monday morning hey!!".

Do you know what he said to me? Can you even comprehend what he said to my friendly, fun question? My hilarious Monday morning male stranger bonding gesture? Do you have any idea?

He said,

"What makes you think I'm interested"

[silence]

I was absolutely speechless. I was confused. I couldn't and still can't work it out. Why the agression? If someone goes out of his way to share a moment with you as a stranger, why put him down?

F*CK YOU PAL. Should I explain to you why you're a in a crap 'kombi'? It's probably got a bit to do with karma. Nothing good happens to you because you've got such a 'fuck the world' attitude. Have a little f*cking lie down and try being friendly. You're at the end of your track - nothing good will ever happen to you because you are a first class prick. Be nice and friendly and giving and I swear to you your 'kombi' will turn into something decent. You're pulling yourself down. You think you so f*cking hard done by but it is plainly evident that its brought on by yourself. You are the biggest cock you know. It's no-ones fault but yours. You're a f*cking loser.

F*ck you f*ck ball.

Seth Rotherham
Editor
2oceansvibe.com

Chilling in Table Bay

It's not a big deal. Tweak your effing FCS and go have a little surf. Is that mnandi? Go play nicely. Play with our little friend here - Caught with a hand line in Table Bay last week. Give him a kiss. Hello pumpkin! Are you a sharky shark shark? I THINK YOU ARE !!! YES YOU ARE!!!! I think I know a little shark who needs a lie down!

Seth Rotherham
Editor
2oceansvibe.com

Bob Hawke loves the ladies

Our boys in Australia recently attended the Melbourne Horse Races in (your guessed it) Melbourne, Australia. Bob Hawke, the ex Australian Prime Minister, was on hand for a spot of laughter and philandering.

Enjoy these shots of Bob getting frisky. It is also worth a mention that Bob holds the Australian record for downing a yard of beer. No spice! Unbelievable! Go you good thing!

Seth Rotherham
Editor
2oceansvibe.com

Good start kids!

Well we are more than happy with the pics we've received for his year's Dirty South competition. Our favourite so far is this little beauty!

KEEP 'EM COMING BOYS AND GIRLS !!!

FOR INFO ON THE COMPETITION, CLICK HERE

Seth Rotherham
Editor
2oceansvibe.com

Enjoy these goons

We hit Baraza in Camps Bay (next to Blues) for a toot before we went to Eclipse last week Thursday. There were these two youngsters spicing some tunes with a keyboard, flute and all other sorts of paraphernalia. Even machines with 'Roland' emblazened on the side!

Now listen to me. These kids were HOT! Hard to describe the music exactly. It's the kind of music you'd play before going to rip Eclipse up. Up beat, electric, funk. J*sus, I don't know!

They're called Goldfish. Check out their website HERE.

Do yourselves a favour and stop by Baraza before you go to Eclipse. I presume they'll be there again.

Seth Rotherham
Editor
2oceansvibe.com

Try this

Ok, this is pretty good. Go to www.google.com and search for the word 'failure' and enjoy the first thing that comes up. You can test it yourself, but this is what you get:

Seth Rotherham
Editor
2oceansvibe.com

Jeepers Hudders!

Remember Rudy Huxtable, the revolting little one in the Cosby Show? Real name 'Keshia Knight Pulliam'. Well, kyk hoe lyk sy nou! I see we've turned into a little tart. Nice one Rudy!

Seth Rotherham
Editor
2oceansvibe.com

Ex-Playmate releases book with truths about the mansion

Check it out! It seems our boy, Hugh Hef, has been a bit naughty. Sounds like he might be popping a spot of Roly Poly in the Playmate's drinks.

READ MORE HERE

Seth Rotherham
Editor
2oceansvibe.com

It doesn't stop in 2oceansvibe land

How long have we been waiting for the Dirty South 2oceansvibe competition? I hear cries of 'TOO LONG!!'

That's right angels, too long!! Well, you will wait no longer. I was doing the super circuit yesterday, working mainly on my lats and I gave a call to my boy from Dirty Ssouth. He happened to be in 'The Pit' at The Point (weights section at Green Point Virgin Active).

We discussed whether you lot out there, our faithful, loyal readers, would embrace the competition. After a brief chat we were confident that things might get a litle crazy around here.

Allow Seth to explain the competition:

THE RULES
The winner is the person who sends in the picture that best shows what Dirty South and 2oceansvibe stands for.
Be creative kids! Be sexy! You know what we're looking for.

So this is what you do

Take the picture and email it with the following information. Please note that if you don't provide the information you will be disqualified.

1) Your name
2) Your date of birth
3) Your line of work and title at work
4) Location (city and suburb where you live)
5) What do you do and where do you go on weekends.

Five easy questions

Email your photo and your 5 answers to editor@2oceansvibe.com
Subject of your email - 'Dirty South Competition'

THE PRIZE
THE WINNER GETS 3 DIRTY SOUTH CAPS
AND JOINS THE 2OCEANSVIBE
HALL OF FAME

The competition will end on 8 December.
The judges decision is final.
We will show pics during the competition on this site.

OVER TO YOU BOYS AND GIRLS. GO GET 'EM!

Seth Rotherham
Editor
2oceansvibe.com

I think I know a little girl who's a recording artist!

2oceansvibe's favourite angel, Paris Hilton has taken it to the next level. In an attempt to further her obscene abuse of the world media and markets, our little girl is recording an album! Good girl!

Find out more by clicking this clever little link HERE

Seth Rotherham
Editor
2oceansvibe.com

We doubt it

Ross C caused a sensation in the office here with the following email:

The guy in the pic with the TBG looks remarkably like the "cool guy" in the "GQ shoot" at Caprice (sent in by Adrian L) Whats going on...who are these boys working for?

"Who are these boys working for" knocked us onto the floor! Well Ross, let's have a look. Here we see the two pics side by side. Interesting, there is a similarity. I think the curls of the guy at the bottom are 'tighter' (holding up a fist in my hand to demonstrate the tightness - do it at your desk to imagine it) than our guy next to the TBG.

"Who are these boys working for?" - HILARIOUS

Seth Rotherham
Editor
2oceansvibe.com

Our readers don't miss a thing

Well done to Thomas H who found this pic on Thunda.com and sent it in. It's the TBG (Tall Blonde Guy) out last weekend. Good work Thomo! Looks like TBG is having a good time.

Seth Rotherham
Editor
2oceansvibe.com

With blow by blow action!

Since our last report we have come across an EXCELLENT quality video of the NBA fight with blow by blow action! It's a big file but it's worth it!

It's all for you boys and girls. Only because we adore you. With every last letter on our keyboards!

CLICK HERE FOR NEW
HIGH QUALITY NBA FIGHT VIDEO (18Mb)

Seth Rotherham
Editor
2oceansvibe.com

Crazy party on the beach thanks to Pierre Jourdan Champagne

I think we all knew what a festival it would be. With free-flowing Pierre Jourdan(This summer's choice!) we got together after Dani's shoot for a bit of a toot. This year's winner, the devilishly handsome Pieter Dixon, seemed very at ease with all the attention he received. What a deserving winner!

Dani, the 2oceansvibe Angel 2004 & our choice for FHM Homegrown Honey 2004 competition, was on hand for a little pic as we handed over the prizes.

By the way, the pics from Dani's shoot should be up by Thursday. It turns out that shes a little sexbomb! The dudes at Studio One have been toiling through the hundreds of pics taken of Dani and once they're ready they will be right here - where you want them. Also, if you haven't voted at least three times for Dani then you're actually behaving like a bit of a tit. It's very easy, sms the number 98 to the number 34672. If you can't get that right then you must please go away. If you love 2oceansvibe as much as we love you then do yourselves a favour and step to it.

CONGRATULATIONS PIETER

Seth, Dixie (Mr 2oceansvibe 2004) and Dani
CLICK TO ENLARGE

Seth Rotherham
Editor
2oceansvibe.com

Kobus the manager needs to have a little lie down

I will not get myself too worked up about this one because a person of such little importance doesn't deserve more than a couple of words.

A friend of mine and I made the fatal error of doing a spot of shopping at the V&A Waterfront on Saturday morning at 9am.

GOOD GOD

Please promise us that you will never do the same thing! From start to finish everything was a dog show. There seems to be a very large amount of freaks who are from the Cape area but decide to wreak havoc at the Waterfront on Saturdays. They even take photos of each other as though we were at Disneyland. I started slitting my wrists when I found myself waiting in a ten-strong queue at Musica with only one till open. The chap in the front of the queue was arguing with the fool at the till for over ten minutes. Thank God I was buying Michael Buble who would sooth me on the way home. I know we slated Buble a few months back but we've matured a bit since then and we're giving him another chance!

Moving swiftly on..... we decided to get some brekkie at Mugg and Bean which is situated at the front door of the new section at the Waterfront.

We sat in a section of the restaurant which was a bit away from the main action. As we sat I asked the manager if they would be able to handle us sitting where we were. It's amazing that you can smell sh*t service before it happens. I was told everything would be fine. I expected the coffee I ordered to arrive before my eggs. Obviously it didn't. I summonsed a waiter and reminded him of the coffee and asked if he could also bring some black pepper. Towards the end of my eggs I had received neither. I hunted around for black pepper and asked for the manager.

When 'Kobus' arrived and explained the situation and asked him what the problem was. I reminded him that I could smell the sh*t service when I walked in. Then something very bizarre happened. His eyes turned almost to slits (do it as you sit at your desk now - make your eyes slits - you need to picture this) and he gave a slight smirk (please smirk whilst holding your eyes like slits) and he gave very small slow nods (give small nods whilst smirking and keep the slit eyes) and he looked DIRECTLY INSIDE ME with a look that seemed to say:

"You try'na f*ck with me?"

Speechless, I asked for the bill and we got out of there. That's when I thought I knew a little boy who needed a lie down.

Kobus, I don't know who the f*ck you think you are but you should maybe stop drinking before shifts. Also please try to remember that you are a twenty-something BREAKFAST RESTAURANT MANAGER. You're in the SERVICE INDUSTRY you revolting man - pull yourself together.

Seth Rotherham
Editor
www.2oceansvibe.com

Biggest fight between players and fans in NBA history.

We managed to get two vids of the fight that happened on the weekend. So download them both. They both have different angles.

DOWNLOAD FIRST VIDEO (2.6Mb)

DOWNLOAD SECOND VIDEO (1Mb)

Seth Rotherham
Editor
www.2oceansvibe.com

Shows us why we should vote for her - FHM Homegrown Honey

DANI......HURTING IT
   
CLICK HERE FOR OTHER SHOTS FROM THE SHOOT

So it's all about Dani. The boys at Studio One sorted out a shoot last week.

It's for you lot to understand WHY you should be voting for Dani. It's also because she's the 2oceansvibe Angel - get behind her people.

To vote for Dani, sms the number '98' to the number 34672.

We're expecting each and every one of you to vote at least three times. It's time to give a bit back - you know how much we adore you. You're all our little angels!

Seth Rotherham
Editor
www.2oceansvibe.com

UNBELIEVABLE STUFF - ON SUNDAY 21 NOVEMBER

Somehow we've been roped into playing a f*cking cricket game on Sunday at the Norwich Oval in Claremont. Who organises this kind of sh*t? I looked at the sides and there are more bad apples than I'd like to think about. Should be a riot. Something like a beer an over.

Enough now. Very tired

Seth Rotherham
Editor & Amnesiac
www.2oceansvibe.com

No I don't - so now I'm a prick?

A reader reminded me that I asked you lot to remind me to talk about what happened to me the other night.

We were at Caprice - hurting it - about two weekends ago. During all the mayhem, when everyone is talking to everyone, ordering drinks, hugging, kissing and gaaning aan, this woman walks past and looks me in the eyes. I gave her the don't-I-know-you-from-somewhere look. She said "Hi Seth". I looked further with a more puzzled look on my face....trying EFFING hard to remember her name. Then she pulls a REVOLTING face like she is disgusted and whilst shaking her head slowly, holding her mouth open as if she has just seen a cute young lamb get slaughtered, she says, "You don't remember me do you?".

I laughed and said, "Sorry, I'm trying to place the face".

Enjoy this.............. she shook her head again and f*cked off!!! ANGRY !! JUST WALKED AWAY.

Tell me angel, DO YOU THINK PEOPLE THINK IT'S COOL TO NOT REMEMBER NAMES? DO PEOPLE ENJOY IT? NO-ONE DOES BECAUSE YOU LOOK LIKE A TIT WHEN YOU DO IT!!!

WHY GET ANGRY? NO-ONE ENJOYS BEING CAUGHT OUT!

And tell me this, what was so f*cking special about you that should warrant me remembering you? Did you dance naked on the roof of your car once? Did we share a moment? Did we kiss? Did we even chat for longer than 15 seconds? NO NO NO NO NO WE DIDN'T! SO WHY GET F*CKING ANGRY WITH ME WHEN I FEEL LIKE A TIT BECAUSE I DON'T REMEMBER YOU.

Read my lips.....NO.....ONE......THINKS......THEY......ARE......COOL........FOR.
FORGETTING.......NAMES. NO-one!!! Think about it.

She walked away.... disgusted.

Now that we have shared a moment I would love to know your name and TRUST ME I will never forget it. Bitch.

Seth Rotherham
Editor & Amnesiac
www.2oceansvibe.com

Whilst waiting for a lift at Caprice

Adrian L sent this in . These 4 slick dogs were caught in a moment at Caprice on Sunday. Obviously the two killers are the two next to the pole. The cream suit with pink open neck shirt - full marks. The loose tie - very in. The cuff coming out the jacket sleeve - you can't fault these guys, they've read GQ cover to cover! Probably not the local one. Speaking of which we must repeat something we said a while back:

You can go to the US GQ website and order a year's supply of GQ to be sent directly to your front door. Now enjoy this: It works out CHEAPER than buying the local GQ off the shelves, locally, every month. Don't know if you've read an overseas GQ before, but if you have you'll know the content is on a slightly different level to the local.

Not that we don't like you guys at GQ!! We buy yours too, just that sometimes you gotta get away from the locals.

Where are we? Is this a film set?
   

Gets her tabs out for the boys

Now why didn't you hear about this? Personally I was a little disappointed. I'll leave it to you lot.

CLICK HERE FOR DENISE RICHARDS PLAYBOY SPREAD

Girls' hockey team says hello

Nadine sent this in to the site. We don't normaly put up pics like this but she promised to send some others.... some nice ones... you know what we mean. So this, ladies and germs, is the James Madison University Girls Hockey Team - Good girls! We wait for the nice pics...

Seth Rotherham
Editor
2oceansvibe.com

Sea Point Beach Road

Be careful out there kids. They were setting up a speed camera right now on the Sea Point Beach Road on the side that goes towards the Waterfront, away from Camps Bay.

Seth Rotherham
Editor
2oceansvibe.com

Again again again

It was crazy again but I'm too tired to get into it. Sox, the DJ's T-shirt was definitely the highlight for me.

I tried not to feed Kim who was dancing on the highest platform available for dancing. Too far to feed.

Seth Rotherham
Editor
2oceansvibe.com

Evil little things - A MAJOR PROBLEM

We hit La Med on Sunday night before the Mr 2oceansvibe beach party, before Caprice. Anyway it was at La Med when we were literally under attack by Ra Ra skirts. Here's a pic to remind you what they are.

The pleated shocking pink Ra Ra & the 'Triple Layer'

And they wonder why theres a problem! The fact that Ra Ra skirts are going mad at the same time as pink/shocking pink is certainly cause for concern.

These little rat bags leave home and tell their folks that they're "sleeping at Tania's house". They cruise into La Med and cast their Ra Ra spell over most over the men around them. These are men ranging in age from 18-50. It's amazing how quick they are to say there 'drink was spiked' when the Ra Ra skirt leads to mischief. Amazing how many sluts call 'spiked drink' when the sh*t hits the fan.

Pink Ra Ra skirts are what Satan (Is Satan allowed to have a capital 'S'?) would be if he came to earth as a garment. Think of the havoc he could cause. Think of the havoc he IS causing. I know it's you, Satan!

"I'm pregnant Dad".

"WHAT THE F*CK HAPPENED HONEY?"

"I think my drink was spiked"

"Let's find the bastard, f*ck him up, sue him and give him a rape charge"

It's quite simple what you do after that. Get a cheap trashy private detective involved.

"We searched the 'victim's cupboards and found 12 RA RA SKIRTS!!! 7 OF THEM ARE SHOCKING PINK!!".

AHA !!!! SATAN WAS INVOLVED !!

Anyway, I think that's enough now. I'm sure you know what point I'm going to make now..... Quite simply, GET YOURSELVES SOME MORE RA RA SKIRTS FOR THE SUMMER GIRLS!!

Double Layer polka dot & pleated 'barber pole'

Seth Rotherham
Editor
2oceansvibe.com

And see why

We had an early Thursday night so that we were ready for Friday night in the Northern Suburbs. My team mate and I packed our passports the night before and spent the whole of Friday going through the game plan.

Oozing sex, we cruised into Cubana. Obviously they had another 7/8 foot bouncer who must have had a stint in the NBA. WHERE DO YOU FIND THESE GUYS? We quaffed a couple of toots and decided to head towards El Vacco (Vacca Matta). Oh, must also mention that Ferdi (remember Ferdi from Big Brother? The one that made a quiet poo on the Big Brother lawn) was there looking after one of his tour groups. I must say, he has a wonderful recipe for looking after tour group. Three words.... GET THEM SMASHED. Obviously they'll always have a good time. Good work Ferd.

After my team mate convinced me it would be fun, we stopped by Stones (snooker/pool establishment) before moving on to the Durbanville Mecca - Vacca Mecca. We were inside Stones for 28 seconds. I had visions of my face being cracked open on the corner of a pool table as my assailant's buddy attempted to win the game by sinking the 8 ball into my eye socket. Moving on.

We had to deal with a small hiccup when we arrived as the portly fellow on the VIP door entrance had no idea how important we were and wouldn't let us in. Thank God we threatened the lady at the front desk who was more than willing to give us our deserved stamp.

It was at this point that we ran into Durbanville's only hope(s) in this years Homegrown Honeys competition.

WHY DO WE KEEP ON RUNNING INTO HOMEGROWN HONEYS?
WHAT THE F*CK IS GOING ON?

THERE ARE ONLY 100 and we've met 4 in a week!

"What are your names, girls?" we questioned. That's when a very simple man in bad jeans and t-shirt walked past and said "Those chicks are homegrown honeys". We knew what to do.

We took them up to the 'VIP' room and funnelled champagne down their throats. I chatted to the younger one who was as exciting as the food at Tuscany Beach restaurant in Camps Bay. Shame. Can you get more dull? My conversation topics included things like, "Wow, it must be quite nerve racking going head to head with your sister!!".

Trust me guys, vote for Dani. Wait for her shoot and you'll see what we mean. The two sisters look like Bambi in headlights. In fact, when they're done looking into the headlights and they turn their heads, allowing the headlights to shine into their ears, their eyes light up. It's true.

We got these pics of the two bores from the FHM Homegrown Honeys list.

Shame. If only you were as cool as Dani

So the partying continued and we ripped the dance floor apart. The resident dancer at Vacca Matta is one of the hottest dancers I have ever seen. Michelle, just keep going angel!

Oh, I think the song of the summer is that one that goes 'Nah Nah Nah.... Oh Oh Oh'! Too mean!

Seth Rotherham
Editor
2oceansvibe.com

By mad hot women. Behaving like baboons

It was a little hectic when we came back from the beach on Friday evening. As we approached the vehicle we noticed there were up to 4 women ON TOP of the vehicle. It's like the baboons that jump on your car at Cape Point. A friend had to snap some pics and talk them into leaving the car alone. Lunacy!

Seth Rotherham
Editor
2oceansvibe.com

And the winner is....

We won't get heavily into it now but the winner was none other than Pieter Dixon - UN BE LIEVABLE!

More on that when I have a moment - There will be pics of his prizegiving with myself and our 2oceansvibe 2004 Angel, FHM Homegrown Honey - Dani. HATING THAT!!!

Seth Rotherham
Editor
2oceansvibe.com

Eclipse ate you and you loved it

Good turn out last night angels! How does it get bigger and bigger every week? How? New rule, angels in the queue MUST be allowed to skip to the front.

I can't talk much today - have you seen the weather?!? Watch the pic of the moment for today's beach scene. Have you cleared your desk yet?

To say godbye I give you the latest spotting of the TBG from Rory B:

Hey guys and girls!

I unfortunately don't have a nice fancy phone to take pics, but can tell you that the tall blonde guy was see eating at Pastis Restaurant in Constantia yesterday. Well spotted Rory and get yourself a camera my love.

Now, in a totally unrelated incident, someone managed to get this pic of the TBG (Tall Blonde Guy). It looks like he wear's VZ shades. Nice to see he's getting his tan on. This is one of the best TBG sighting photos we have ever seen and it's definitely him.

Beach time - sorry kids

Seth Rotherham
Editor
2oceansvibe.com

Will eat you

Eclipse tonight my friends. Are you in or are you out? Its your decision. Who needs Friday anyway. Call in sick. Say you have a doctor's appointment and get your full 8 hours and you'll be fine. Just do it.

Do it. Do it. Do it.

Seth Rotherham
Editor
2oceansvibe.com

Caught at Cape Town International

For the girls. The Pittster at CTI yesterday.

Seth Rotherham
Editor
2oceansvibe.com

Read it properly, kids

According to reports in the BBC news, Palestinian leader Yasser Arafat
is suffering from a severe brain haemorrhage. Lying on his death bed,
wearing a Tottenham Hotspur shirt, Newcastle shorts, Rangers socks and a Lazio scarf, Arafat says he is determined to be buried in the Gazza
strip.

At the Westcliff in Shwaaburg

Good little stalkers!! These pics were sent in by a 2oceansvibe Hall of Famer. It's all for you, girls! Geniedit!

Seth Rotherham
Editor
2oceansvibe.com

God, we are KILLING IT!

To all you stalkers out there, I reckon the Cape Grace Bascule bar would be a good bet for a toot this evening if you want to try catch a glimpse of them. OBVIOUSLY email pics you take of Pitters and The Bran to editor@2oceansvibe.com

Seth Rotherham
Editor
2oceansvibe.com

God we are on the ball!

That's right kids, once again you heard it here first. Brad Pitt and Richard Branson are in town until Saturday. So for the girls out there we sent a mole to Cape Town international airport who took some pics of the two slicksters.

Pics will be on this site tomorrow.

We do it for you. For no one else. It's all for you, our gorgeous 2oceansvibe readers.

Seth Rotherham
Editor
2oceansvibe.com

A fact file for the faithful 2oceansvibe readers

Glen T did all the work for us and reports the following info on our new sexbomb. Now that we've lost Britters and Tara due to bad nipples and acne/husband issues, we now have a new starlet.

Please note: Do not get confused between the starlett and the 2oceansvibe Angel 2004 who is Dani (article further down and advert on the right of your screen). If you haven't voted for Dani you have let 2oceansvibe down. If you love 2oceansvibe then you love Dani. If you love Dani then vote for her. If you vote for her then we will show you the pics from the shoot she's doing tomorrow. sms '98' to the number 34672 to vote for her!!

Moving on. Here are the pics of the new Starlet, Elisha Cuthbert.

Welcome, Elisha, you have replaced the other old hags as our 2oceansvibe starlet!

Click pic for large verson of the scene from Old School

The new 2oceansvibe Starlet.
Goodbye Britters, goodbye Tara.

Name: Elisha Cuthbert
Movies to date:
The Girl Next Door (2004) - Danielle
Old School (2003) - Darcie
Love Actually (2003) - Carol-Anne, American Goddess
Airspeed (1999) - Nicole Stone

Birth Place: Calgary, Alberta, Canada
Date of Birth: November 30th, 1982 (easy boyz, she's 22)
Residence: Los Angeles
Famous for: TV series "24"

That's it. Keep it tidy and vote for the 2oceansvibe Angel 2004, Dani.

Seth Rotherham
Editor
2oceansvibe.com

Get the rugby365.com clowns to pay for you!

We said it earlier this month and we'll say it again. Don't be a tit, these guys will PAY FOR EVERYTHING!

The goons at rugby365.com have done it again. And this time they reckon you won't have to lift a finger! Yes, that's right, they'll even clean up the mess after you and your mates cotch up 15 cases of Windhoek Lager between yourselves! All inclusive. There's a rumour they could even throw in a fluffer for you and your boys.

And the game they've chosen to spoil you is the England game on 20 November.

Read more here:

WIN THE ULTIMATE RUGBY PARTY
WATCH THE BOKS TAKE ON THE ENGLISH….
The Springboks are setting the pace in the world rugby race and the South African public are right behind them cheering them on. John Smit’s team are heading up north to round off a great season. On the 20th of November South Africa will be taking on archrivals England in a game that is being labelled as the ‘revenge game’. Rugby365 will present one lucky reader with the prize to beat all prizes, an all expenses paid rugby party at their house with 20 of their close friends.

Let your friends know, the more enteries, the greater your chances are!!

What you will win:
1. A MASSIVE 130cm LG Flat screen for the day to watch the big game on.
2. 15 cases of Windhoek lager to get the party going.
3. The party will be powered by RED BULL.
4. A selection of snacks and eats from Vita Snacks.
5. Essential cleaning service to give your lounge a spring clean the day after.

To enter the competition, click the banner below and go to the magical world of rugby365 and enter. Twit.

Or click this link to get there.

Seth Rotherham
Editor
2oceansvibe.com

You have let us down. We now know you aren't perfect.

This was sent in by a Hutch (2oceansvibe Hall of Famer)

Seth, Big fan of your work.

A special thanks for helping me get over Tara the latest shot of her tabs has finally meant I can move on and focus my attentions on a new angel, first Britney now Tara, thanks for steering me in the right direction and helping me regain some much need perspective.

However I have included some vintage Britney and Tara shots, a best of, if you like. In memory of their once perfect existence. God have mercy on their souls for they are dead to us all. Just thought it would be appropriate to pay a tribute.

Cheers

Hutch

 “ps. hating Jhb”

Tara - Good bye sweet princess.
We have seen your nipple - it's overs.

Britters, you are our biggest loss. Why? Why, is all we ask.....
The boozing, the pimples, the F*cking white trash husband.
Farewell

Of her revolting nipple slip

Good gosh we work incredibly hard for you lot!

Why do we do it?

Because we love you.

Look what we have here! The video of Tara Reid's dress falling off to produce her left tab for the world to see. Shame. She continues smiling for the cameras for a very long time before someone tells her. VERY EMBOERBOER !.

CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD (Less than 1Mb)

Seth Rotherham
Editor
2oceansvibe.com

Where are we people?

I need to just chat to you about a few things, most important being Sunday night at Caprice. It's like a re run of an old movie that just gets better every time you watch it. The likes of Old School and Pulp Fiction come to mind. Speaking of movies, I don't know if it's on the circuit yet but The Girl Next Door is sensational. Remember in Old School when Mitchapalooza wakes up next to the blonde angel in the pink panties? Remember she also turned out to be the daughter of his boss? Remember that angel? That's the one. In 'The Girl Next Door' she is on the screen for THE WHOLE MOVIE. Are you listening to me? The WHOLE MOVIE!

Sorry, I was talking about Caprice. What is going on there? Sunday nights are like Lalaland! Where do these people come from? Where does this music come from? Is this heaven? ARE WE IN HEAVEN? HELLOOOO!!! Better yet, is this the effing Truman Show? Are these actors? Why are there two models pulling in next to me? Who is buying these rounds of tequila? What the f*ck is going on people? How did they manage to get hold of MC Hammer's U can't touch this? You can't teach this more like it! Who ordered the f*cking Veuve Cliequot? It was like some sort of hip hop video warp zone. Jeepers Hudders!

It's the Dirty South spell that has been cast. Shame von Dutch. Shame.

Who was the crazy black guy in head to toe red garments losing his mind on the bar counter. That guy had the best night of his life, I swear. The happiness was like a drug. That smile. That red driving hat! Good heavens! You were brilliant my sweet.

Oh, back to Truman Show. I swear it's a film set and they just haven't told us. It's easy to set up the Truman Show in Cape Town, particularly Camps Bay. There so many f*cking shoots going on that 90% of the time you're an extra in the background of a film shoot anyway. We went to Camps Bay beach on Saturday (we checked the stats and it seems some of you lot in London had a little taste of it. Angels everywhere. But the guy singing (audio clip of him somewhere further down this page) was unreal. R20 buys you half an hour. Speaking of music for money I actually found the MC Hammer CD at Look and Listen - Greatest Hits, R39. Crazy! U can't touch this has to make a huge comeback! Has to! It's not THE summer song though. That obviously goes to Jay Z (the rapper, not the politician). Now in terms of which Jay Z song it is either 'H to the Izzo' or 'Girlz Girlz Girlz'. We can't decide but luckily each song lasts the distance to and from the beach.

Speaking of number one summer things.... We know it's early but......we're pretty confident.....it's a big call....but we've found Cape Town and the Atlantic Seaboard's number one chick (it's not the chick in the pic above, that's just for atmosphere). I'll tell you Durbs kids right away that she laughs at your Number One. The girl who the Durbs crew refer to as Number One (to her face) was at Caprice on Sunday Night and she is getting BLOWN OUT THE WATER by our Number One Chick (NOC - not pronounced 'Nock' but spelt out - 'En' - 'Oh' - 'See'). Are you following us? So it's like the TBG (Tall Blonde Guy) but it's a new one. 'OH MY GOD, THERE'S THE N O C!!

We still need to get a pic of her and will try get her to do a feature. Short spikey hair, blonde, gorgeous....like an angel. NO, it's not the one from Storm models with the short blonde hair. It's another one. She merely appears when she decides and she PUNISHES people! She was on 4th beach on Sunday. Brown bikini bottom or army green actually. White top. KILLER! God, 4th beach was off the charts. Imagine being served vodka cocktails with ice by angels for the entire afternoon. It happened. It can probably do you some harm. Where did that chick in the Porsche appear from? Who is she and where did she get the cocktails from? But it really is nice. Are you magical ma'am?

Once again we went for that late shower after a dip in the sea and the tap handles of the showers were removed due to water restrictions. Must I bring my alarm clock next time so we can get a last shower in? Or could the City of Cape Town collaborate with the Keg and Grouse to install a last round bell on the beach. That beach is the most densely populated student beach there's bound to be at least 100 girls who have worked at and rung the bell at Forries. They can do it. In their thong thank you very much.

Oh the Truman Show! I forgot. Walking onto Camps Bay beach on saturday presented us with some real oddities. What are the chances you'll find a mexican guy with a thick moustache in a white linen suit with a white bowler hat , cigarette in his mouth with tear drop Ray Bans, peering up at the sky leaning back on a palm tree with his head leaning back on the tree? Are we meant to believe that's real? And the pissed guy on the bench that is CLEARLY wearing made-to-look-old clothes. Oh look, a Ferrari. We know it's a film set guys so come on out!

We had dinner at Café Erte on Saturday night at midnight. Who goes out on Saturday's anymore? Anyway it was hilarious, the waiter gave us service that you would expect at Nobu's. (restaurant above Met Bar in London where Becker banged that chick who had his child and made his wife divorce him - let that be a lesson boyz). The restaurant is on Main Road Sea Point, near the 7 11 near Glen Garriff traffic lights(can we all stop saying 'robots' from now on please?) When he brought my lime and soda, the lime was in a separate glass to the one with the ice and he leant over, gesturing to the lime, and said "Please dilute to taste"

DILUTE       TO        TASTE

At 00h24 on Saturday night (yes we know its technically Sunday, but that will confuse the other people. The usual slow people chirps like "But I thought you said it was Saturday night" Aaaargh shut up we're wasting time, tool!!). Jesus I lost it there. Anyway twelve at night, with the odd hooker waltzing down SeaPoint main road and seven Nigerians hovering on the corner (not up to no good at all) and our guy says 'DILUTE TO TASTE'. I nearly pissed myself. Maybe he should go and work at Tuscany Beach. They could do with the higher standard! Shame.

It's too much. I have to stop. You lot need to get back to work and back to the real world. These stories can be exhausting and we don't want to spoil you. We'll see if you behave this week. How excited are we for Dani's shoot on Friday? I think I know some little boys and girls who are very excited! She is the definitive 2oceanvibe Angel. We'll do a 2oceansvibe Angel competition another time but for now she is 'The 2oceansvibe Angel'. Don't nag now, wait til Friday.

To the girl readers out there you know you can't say we're not spoiling you cos you've had 20 odd single guys to look at on the site for the last few weeks. Munnike, you're very quiet angel, are you ok?

Once we've done the Mr 2oceansvibe.com winner announcement on Wednesday we'll be launching the 2oceansvibe Dirty South competition. That will take things to a new level. Tell you about that later.

Remember, if you don't know anything you need to understand that this is a soap opera. I get plench email from people saying the have read through the archives cover to cover and are now totally up to date with 2oceansvibe and that they finally understand more of whats going on. Are you in or are you out? If you're in then you better get into the Archives section of this site. Do you even know when we first spotted the TBG (Tall Blonde Guy)?

I think I know a little boy who needs a lie down now. Someone remind me to have a rant about another thing later in the week. Give me the keywords 'Can't remember names' in an email in a day or two. I need energy to get worked up into a frenzy first.

Seth Rotherham
Editor
2oceansvibe.com

HAS CHANGED !!!! UNBELIEVABLE !!!

WELL! WHAT A MAJOR DEVELOPMENT! We have changed who we are supporting for his year's FHM Homegrown Honeyz competition!! (by the way FHM, we're still waiting for our tickets for this year's competition and after party. Quite a blast last year and what an adorable winner. Her surname was very long but she certainly was an angel. Although very sophisticated, I allowed the student-style practise of putting her poster on the fridge.

This year we (us, you and us, all of us) will ensure that the poster on the fridge will be a new angel.

During the absolute mayhem at Caprice last night I was introduced to Dani (Danielle is her name in the competition).

The scene was pretty much like this

Back to Dani. We had to axe the other girl we had lined up cos she was a too hectic for us. We have now found an angel. She is an absolute angel and we (again, all of us. You lot at work and home - our faithful readers who we love like a son) will make her win.

That's right, you love the site so you should love who we love. We love her so let's sort it our kids. Remember how well Karen Ferreira did in Idols when we backed her - she made it to the final 8 - shame poppie.

This time there will be no f*cking around. there are no prizes for second place - ask all the nice guys about that.

That said, get your cellphone trigger thumb MOVING across the face of your phone and vote for the

2oceansvibe FHM Homegrown Honey 2004 Choice

DANI - you little angel!

Click the pic for a bigger shot of our angel

KEEP READING COS YOU ARE GONNA
LOVE WHAT YOU READ NEXT

The little legends at Studio One in Cape Town have collaborated with 2oceansvibe and have booked a shoot with Dani on Thursday. All expenses paid cos she deserves it.

It's only because we love you kids out there that we do these things. So make a note in your Outlook for Friday where we will present you with the bikini/lingerie shoot which is being done on Thursday.

To answer your question, no, there is no limit.

Seth Rotherham
Editor
2oceansvibe.com

Now this is funny

George sent me this. It's too funny. Go to the website and you use your mouse to guide the drunk man as he swaggers and drinks constantly.

CLICK PIC OR HERE TO GO TO THE SITE.

We managed 74 meters. Go get 'em kids.

Seth Rotherham
Editor
2oceansvibe.com

The race tightens as we near the end! (ends Wed 10 Nov)

Good heavens! The emotion.... the drama!! It has been the most highly contested battle we have ever seen. The emails! The calls! The tears. It's too much.

The competition closes on Wednesday this week. Unreal that none of you ever asked when it ends - and yet the voting still went mad. Too funny.

By the way, if you haven't voted you are a fool!
Click where it tells you to above in the red and vote
It only alows one vote per computer so don't try to be too smart.

So before we chat about the leaderboard I just want to say that theres one word that sticks out in my mind when I think of this year's contestants :

GUTS

That's right...... guts! Raw bloody guts! You are all winners in our eyes and you know how much we love you. But the competition was helluva tight and from the word on the street it was quite a battle. I tell you what we saw a lot of.... we saw a lot of the guys putting their hands up. Yes we did. They were putting their hands up and they were stepping up to the plate. I've got a lump in my throat and need to move on now.

Sorry about you lot who had votes taken away from you. You know that you and your friends were pushing it. We received every bulk email that was sent and we were correctly penalised for your silliness. But it's not over 'til Zuma sings.

Currently the leader is, previously unknown, Dixie. It's the smile that gets them and the slight tilt of the head. Although not the bookie's favourite, Dixie showed promise from the word go. God, he's a fighter! You cannot coach that stuff!

Good luck for the last two/three days guys - it's gonna be tight.

Competition leader
nothing but guts

That's all on the subject for now. Thanks for my votes kids, you know I gotcha back.

Seth Rotherham
Editor
2oceansvibe.com

Enjoy losing your religion

Two of our girls attacked this little monster when he came out of the Caprice bathroom. From 'up-country'. I can't remember too much but I think it was from the Boland or Jan Kemp's Dorp or something. Can't remember his name either - it might me Wesley or Hannes.

Anyway, it's his first time in Cape Town EVER. Did you read that last word? EVER.

E V E R

Shame. Anyway, welcome my love. Have you told them at home that they will never see you again? Skattie has left and the demons are attacking him in Cape Town. To the Afrikaans Fellow's parents, - You will never see him again. He is ours now. We will protect him from your devillish ways and beliefs. Please don't call him again, he doesn't know you anymore. I find it wierd that he has the number 27 on his shirt. We all know 27 is the scret number. It's the number you see around town more than any other number. Anyway, enjoy our friend.

Afrikaans fellow HATING life

Seth Rotherham
Editor
2oceansvibe.com

And you weren't there

Before I dive into a blur of words, I need you to listen to this guy. He was playing on Camps Bay beach. ABSOLUTE LEGEND! Try him with champagne.

CLICK HERE FOR FIRST CLIP

CLICK HERE FOR SECOND CLIP

Seth Rotherham
Editor
2oceansvibe.com

Her secret is out

Hello beautiful people! I have so much to tell you I about to pee myself. Those people last night..... un be lieavable. Honestly, I am shaking with excitement! But first, we have some Tara Reid news.

Oh, don't forget... keyword for story later - Dani - homegrown honeyz

Anyway, got the call on Camps Bay beach on Saturday. The text message came in from Lisa in Boston. That's right, Boston. Martha's Vineyard etc. She only talks to Kennedy's. If you don't know it, you don't deserve it. ]

She wrote, "Hi Seth, just seen on TV that Tara Reid had a wardrobe malfunction on the red carpet & one side of her dress strap fell down & revealed her left boobie, oops! Lis"

Marcel D did all the dog work for us and emailed the pic. Marcel, you have earned a star on the 2oceansvibe.com Walk of Fame. That kind of service is amazing. It's intangible really... it can't be seen, touched, felt.... but it's quite magical.

So, here it is kids........ everyone has a dark secret and we've found Tara's...

HER NIPPLES - BIG BIG LET DOWN

IT'S ALL OVER TARA

OUR WANK BANKS ARE DESTROYED

DO NOT CLICK THE PIC IF
YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT YOUR BANK

Come back later friends - God I hope I find the time to write about the sh*t that went down this weekend. It's those effing Dirty South caps - they make everything so crazy. Everything is a mess - my car is a warzone. Thank God Kelly has taken it for its weekly wash at Ryan's Carwash.

Do you lot even listen to what I'm saying? If your car is not being washed at Ryan's Carwash you are AN ABSOLUTE LOSER. You don't even need to print the R10 voucher you can see in the ads on the write of your screen. Just say to Ryan that Seth at 2oceansvibe said he would give you R10 off. Print the voucher if you're worried but there really is no need. Trust me, Ryan is a legend.

Too funny

But at least it's in your wank bank

Since we 'went to print' on two articles we have found out a few revelations.

Firstly, a big apology to the anorexic bone children, the Olsen twins. The pic of them showing their assets was actually a pic with their faces pasted in the pic (check last month's archives. Fake or not, they're great!).

This, is the original! Pity.

Secondly, the pics of 'Tiger Woods' wife naked (last month's in Archive section were pics of an EXTREMELY similair woman. Thanks to the readers who helped us through these very difficult realisations.

Look, we'll probably be better off in the end.

Seth Rotherham
Editor
2oceansvibe.com

Balls it up again

Keep those reports coming in. this report was given to me verbally at Caprice on Sunday. Shame, our angels at Tuscany Beach restaurant in Camps Bay are getting so inventive when it comes to bad service.

Apparently a party of 8 had a table last week and the first incident included the finding of a 'pube' in the food. This could obviously have been someone's hair which could have fallen into the food so we can't get too excited about it. Although the kitchen staff should have a helmet of some sort on.

The kicker was the drink that tasted funny. The freakshow waiter was told about it and instead of taking it back to the kitchen,

HE DOWNED HALF OF IT AT THE TABLE TO TEST IT
THEN HE TOOK IT TO THE BACK

Shame. Who does your staff training guys? Is it the manager we saw the one night? The guy falling asleep, virtually drooling, against the till?

Thanks for the amusement. Keep it up. Between you and Bush it's gonna be an action packed summer.

Seth Rotherham
Editor
2oceansvibe.com

Shame. They thought they were the 'cherry' on top

Just a quick one. Another local 'blog' site recently posted an article about Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie, showing a pic that was taken the weekend after Paris was in the Mother City.

At the end of the article, the more-than-bland editor went on to say,"and no, Paris Hilton was not in Cape Town".

shame

Sorry for you, my sweet angel, but lately passenger planes and jets do manage to get people from one end of the earth in under two days. Therefore we shouldn't get mixed up if there is a pic of the likes of Ms Hilton in New York so soon after her being reported in CT.

I think we had up to 5 reports from 2oceansvibe insiders of exactly where she was in CT.

Maybe we should stick to articles about Flea Markets and leave the exciting stuff to us.

shame

Seth Rotherham
Editor
2oceansvibe.com

Really...

Yo! Never really had a chance to tell you about some incredible sh*t this weekend. One of the FHM Homegrown honeyz appeared in our section of 4th beach and proceeded to ask us to vote for her. That said, just like last year, 2oceansvibe has made its choice of who to back for FHM Homegrown Honey 2004. It's this chick:

INSERT NAME HERE

We forgot her name but will have it shortly. You lot, as 2oceansvibe faithfuls have to back her and vote for her. We're sure she'll do some favours for the site if we sort her out. Will fill you in on more when we know.

The beach was swell with champagne and orage flowing freely. We were delightfully amused by the cops who came onto the beach to check everyone for booze. Nothing funnier than seeing a cop asking someone about empty booze bottles next to their towels only to be told "They were here when we arrived". That's just silly.

Wow wow wow when it comes to 20 yachts anchored in the Clifton 4th bay

BUT THEY REMOVE THE TAP FOR THE SHOWERS ON THE BEACH
BECAUSE OF WATER RESTRICTIONS!!
I FIND THAT WIERD.....YACHTS....BUT NO SHOWER ON THE BEACH..

Anyway we punished the beach for a while and Caprice was one of the bigger Sundays for a while (even bigger this week, kids). Memories include some of the Storm female regulars swigging out of champagne bottles on top of the bar, dancing to 'U can't touch this'. Can it get any better?

Just practicing for summer....

Oops, think we should show this pic, in case you missed some of the pics of the moment this weekend.

It's like silly season with these effing granadilla lollies!

Seth Rotherham
Editor
2oceansvibe.com

I'm an Freaking Ozzie in Cape Town

We spent a bit of time a few months back with the pride of Australia. Neville Bartos and the boyz. These Ozzie goons cruised into Cape Town and ripped it up for a few weeks. They're too cool these cats. Honestly, they were fucking flying! They did it right and they did it all. In terms of email, they struggle - hence the lateness of these pics. When you're high flyers there is no time for emails.

Ladies and gentlemen, Australia's finest:

Neville Bartos, a living legend

Seth Rotherham
Editor
2oceansvibe.com

With URGENT TBG (Tall Blonde Guy) news

UNBELIEVABLE!!! Someone has sent in RARE VIDEO footage of the TBG in Elandsbay ('E-bay' if you're cool). This guys is a piece of work. Him and a fellow goon seem a bit pissed and are approaching a seal.

Turn the sound up, these guys are pretty funny.

CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD TBG VIDEO(1.35Mb)
Right click and 'save target as'
You'll need Quicktime Player

Thought we would also show this pic that someone else sent in. Apparently TBG was seen at KUAUI (sp?) on Friday. Good pic. Apparently the new Ericsson phones. STUNNING!

AMAZING!

Seth Rotherham
Editor
2oceansvibe.com

They'll even get the boze and clean up the mess!

The goons at rugby365.com have done it again. And this time they reckon you won't have to lift a finger! Yes, that's right, they'll even clean up the mess after you and your mates cotch up 15 cases of Windhoek Lager between yourselves! All inclusive. There's a rumour they could even throw in a fluffer for you and your boys.

And the game they've chosen to spoil you is the England game on 20 November.

Read more here:

WIN THE ULTIMATE RUGBY PARTY
WATCH THE BOKS TAKE ON THE ENGLISH….
The Springboks are setting the pace in the world rugby race and the South African public are right behind them cheering them on. John Smit’s team are heading up north to round off a great season. On the 20th of November South Africa will be taking on archrivals England in a game that is being labelled as the ‘revenge game’. Rugby365 will present one lucky reader with the prize to beat all prizes, an all expenses paid rugby party at their house with 20 of their close friends.

Let your friends know, the more enteries, the greater your chances are!!

What you will win:
1. A MASSIVE 130cm LG Flat screen for the day to watch the big game on.
2. 15 cases of Windhoek lager to get the party going.
3. The party will be powered by RED BULL.
4. A selection of snacks and eats from Vita Snacks.
5. Essential cleaning service to give your lounge a spring clean the day after.

To enter the competition, click the banner below and go to the magical world of rugby365 and enter. Twit.

Or click this link to get there.

Seth Rotherham
Editor
2oceansvibe.com

Revelations of rigged voting

Live votes are currently being analysed by Price WaterTits Cooper as three Mr 2oceansvibe 2004 contestants are being investigated to be charged for "DRUMMING UP" votes. If this is so, a very large handful of votes will be deducted by the end of the day.

2oceansvibe declined to comment but have said they will not be going to Scorpions

Scorpions sting that ass.....

By the way there will be an onslaught of keys being typed very soon. This weekend just has to be explained and I need time to put it down.

WOW.

I'm getting excited just thinking out it. Caprice, you are the Godfather of the summer.

If you haven't looked at the picture of the moment on the left menu then you are a fool.

Seth Rotherham
Editor
2oceansvibe.com