Britney and Madonna responded to our email to add them to the 'Girls Behaving Badly' section with special pride! Thanks Girls!

WE HAVE THE VIDEO !
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The early morning chop

Am I the only one close to suicide in the mornings? Why is Mark Gillman on 5FM trying to put on an Ashton Kutcher voice? What is this vibe of telling incredibly poor jokes in the same tone of voice (screaming/shrieking) way as Kutcher on his MTV 'PUNK'D' show.

Who are you Mark? Are you Howard Stern or Ashton Kutcher? You should try your own style.

There is nothing like switching over from the 5FM morning TWIT to the smoooooooth voice of KFM's Nic Marais (94,5fm - All the hits and memories). Try it, you won't suffer from road rage and you'll arrive at work in a particularly good mood.

Spotted on Oxford Road, JHB

Thanks to Sal, Dave Veary's bird

Trapped dame in distress

Our camera crew spotted this girl trapped between the security gate and front door just off Robinson road in Newlands.

We hope she got out okay - we certainly didn't help her. We were just in for the pics.

A moan a day keeps the website updated

Hello Kids!

Many apologies for the lack of updates but you just have to deal with it sometimes.

Isn't it wonderful to watch the various circuses around us. This Zuma vibe is proving quite entertaining. And there's more to come. I LOVE it when the corrupt are caught! And the smiles they show to the press are the best part about it. Sleepness nights but happy faces can't be good for stress levels.

But most importantly I am loving watching Rudolph deal with the curveballs he's being thrown. There's another chap who must be stressed. And the best part is watching the likes of Stuart Abbott score tries for England. The best try will be the one he scores against South Africa in the world cup. And the irony that his initals are S.A. We managed to get this pic of Abbott with SA on the bottom right corner of his training top - God its hilarious!! And to think some of us tried to convince him to stay. Would we even see him now if he stayed? Glad he didn't.

THE IRONY! - Note initals on shirt.

Nice one Rudolph - try keep it together boychee! I'm available on the wing if you have any more caps to hand out.

The weather is hampering the 'live the holiday' ideal but never fear - blue skies will be upon us again in no time. Amazing that they gave a sunny day forecast for Wednesday on Monday. No guys! Thats looking incorrect. Maybe the afternoon will allow you to redeem yourselves.

Well done to UCT for cleaning Villagers on Saturday. Well done also to the gentleman who couldn't handle his booze and destroyed a full table of empty bottles and glasses when I arrived at the club. Before I arrived I sent an sms to the UCT captain who informed me things were getting messy. So well put! The fight at the bar an hour after the drinks incident completed the messiness I expected. I spat on the floor to make myself less obvious. I see the naughtly little monkey blonde barlady from Oblivion moonlights as a rugby barmaid at Villagers. Nice one!

I am warning everyone that if I don't start to see some wine orders from the wine section we will have to turn this site into something very different. It won't be nice.

Very threatening! You like that?

That's it - cheer up! I know the weather is not helping stress levels but you gotta realise things get better. Go hard now and laugh later.

Remember it is your editor, Seth Rotherham's birthday next week Wednesday September 3. Massive party at Obvivion - all the usuals and more. 10% off tabs at the bar and other tabs freely available. Pics will be taken so see if you can grace the pages of 2oceansvibe. Best picture wins a Clicks hamper.

All my very best.

Seth Rotherham
Editor and Global Lover
2oceansvibe.com

The hottest bags in Cape Town this season

THAT'S RIGHT GIRLS!! HANDBAGS !!!

The new range is complete!
The bags are printed in a higher resolution on a new Poly Satin material. They are beautiful!

MKD bags will be on sale at Cape Town Fashion Week in the New Convention Centre.

Open to the public @ R20 per ticket
10am - 10pm, Wednesday 20th - Saturday 23rd August.
10am - 6pm Sunday 24th August.

Click on the link below to view the new range:
SUBLIME BAGS

Bags will be selling from R300 - R400+ for the duration of Fashion Week only.

Hope to see you there!

See what free available porn does.

Stranded in Milnerton today. Too rough for you boys?

Because this guy held us up in Hout Bay for an hour

Many thanks to Steve Silcox

   

Many thanks to David 'Calves' Veary

Spotted in Mitchells Plain!

Gotta love these !

We have launched the FLASHMOB section (as seen on left menu).

You are now able to add your names to a flashmob list. Much easier than the emails we have been receiving. Once you have added your details to the list we will be sending emails about the first flash mob to you via email. All in the Flash Mobs section.

FLASHMOB SET FOR EARLY SEPTEMBER

CLICK HERE TO GO DIRECT TO THE FLASHMOBS SECTION

CLICK HERE TO JOIN THE FLASHMOB

2oceansvibe.com contacted for Flashmob

We have been told that Africa's first flashmob is being organised for next month in Cape Town. The organiser contacted someone we know and would like to use 2oceansvibe as a point of information on the upcoming flashmob. We will keep you informed as we get information.

Scroll down this page for the Flashmobs articles on CNN. Or click here to read it

We managed to get these pics as well. Cape Town's first Flashmob is set to be a record. We will keep you informed. These pics were taken of Flashmobs in New York, Berlin, London and Madrid.

LONDON, England (CNN) -- The craze for "flash mobs" -- where jokers gather en masse at a moment's notice, perform an inane activity and then disperse quickly -- is spreading across Europe. Arranged via Web sites and e-mails, flash mob members voluntarily and simultaneously converge to the venue mentioned in a general e-mail and then collect detailed instructions for the event. They partake in a silly and harmless activity and then disperse at a given time.

This is a must read : http://www.cnn.com/2003/TECH/internet/08/04/flash.mob/index.html

Obviously Cape Town is getting ready for its first flash mob

Check out these pics after reading the top article
www.cheesebikini.com

Watch this space ....

Preview: UCT vs. Durbanville-Bellville

Varsity 1stXV captain Richard Neville, stared into the bottom of glass on Saturday night dreaming of what could have been. It was 1am and he could have followed the masses down to Billy's hours earlier but at R10 a double zane and coke at the UCT Pub, there was only ever going to be one winner!

Wearing scars and stiches to his face that would make Brendan Cannon wish he played the Boks every day Richard is relishing a return this week to Groote Schuur, the spiritual home of Rugby Union (and the bum-funnel). Coming off an eight week holiday the students have had to negotiate two very difficult fixtures on the road. They went down narrowly to both Tygerberg and Collegians. Varsity have played good rugby at times but a lack of consistency on their part and also at crucial moments by the referees have left them with very little to show for a hell of a lot of effort!

Come Saturday Neville and his loyal disciples will be looking to get their season back on track when the face the more predictable Durbanville-Bellville. Varsity beat Durbell, as they are affectionately known to their supporters, in the first round of fixtures and will be looking to once again run them off their feet. Durbell are known for the forward strength and over the years have developed the most feared driving maul in the league. Varsity on the other hand like to score tries via their wings and will use the human steam-train Animal Roberts to get them over the gain line before unleashing their lethal backs. Under the steely-eye of Lenny "Kravitz" Kaplan the Varsity backs have flourished and centre Rory Mathews in particular is in top form. His pin-point passes have allowed fullback Anthony Knox to regularly waltz into the line before putting away WP Currie Cup-capped winger Johnny Bradshaw.

Of course though we all know rugby matches are won up front and the Ikeys tight-five will have to front-up to the considerable challenge posed by the boys from beyond the boerewors-curtain. Tighthead Snoopie Knoop in particular looks very fired up.
(See picture HERE for more). Snoopie, ably assisted by his wing-man (and part-time boyfriend) Doug "Skeg" Bryant and Bodo "The Door" Sieber will be looking to provide a soild platform from which the hugely talented looseforward David Ricketts and skipper Ricky Nev can attack.

Player to watch: Anthony Roberts was capped at wing by Zimbabwe in the 1990's, he was at his best for UCT back in 1997 but if he can be kept out of Forries on Friday night he is still has a huge influence on the Varisty side. The more he can get his hands on the ball and produce his trademark bollocking runs the more space the Varsity backs will have to weave their magic!

The side:
UCT: 15 - Anthony Knox 14 - John Bradshaw 13 - Rory Mathews 12 - Myles Brown 11 - Anthony Roberts 10 - Warren Edwards 9 - Richard Neville (capt) 8 - Robert Skinstad 7 - David Ricketts 6 - Vakai Hove 5 - Bodo Sieber 4 - Jason Wilmans 3 - Stephen Knoop 2 - Scott Forrest 1 - Douglas Bryant

Kickoff: 16h00

Referee: Bound to be shit

Zurich Computer Prediction: Durbell by 5 points

2Oceansvibe prediction: UCT by 10 points Before, during and after.

This is one not to be missed!

Holla
Freelance

For those of you who thought the pic of Karen Ferreira (Ferreira by name, Ferreira by nature), our MNET IDOLS choice, was broken or that she was wearing self tan - we are happy to report that in order to avoid being labelled racist we thought we would make her a darker shade.

Our personal little protest to the pathetic wasted news columns on this boring boring subject they have raised. Raising the subject is more racist than people simply choosing their favourite idol.
They really are a pathetic mindless bunch. God its embarrasing.

As we all know by now the food section is something everyone has been waiting for.
Woolies style pre-cooked homemade frozen meals at 'wallet-safe' prices.

We have been eating these meals 4 nights a week for the past three weeks and it's
honestly changed our lives. Take a 3-4 people portion out in the morning, pop it in the
oven for half an hour when you get home and its like mom was standing over the oven!
We order 8 meals per two weeks for our home and it works out perfectly. Let's face it,
after a long day there is nothing better than watching someone else cook and that's what its like!

BOOKCLUBS ! SAY NO MORE !
At less than R10 a head for 10-12 people portions its set to revolutionise the bookclub industry!
Let your next bookclub be a hit! Take the glory and let us do the work!

Either click the top left menu item or CLICK HERE for the food section.

Remember you can go directly to the food section in future by going to
www.2oceansvibe.com/food

"IT'S LIKE WOOLIES, WITHOUT THE PRICE TAG !"

NOTE: Only available in Cape Town for now.