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24/04/2003
On a
more serious note:
If we
are to be the leaders of the African Renaissance which our President
is so proud of why does a country like Kenya make the first bold move?
This is what Kenya are doing. What is our Minister of Health doing
besides eating all the pies?
Kenya
decrees free HIV/Aids ads 'The government of Kenya has made it
mandatory for broadcasting stations to set aside a percentage of their
airtime for free advertisements to create public awareness and behaviour
change in the war on HIV/AIDS'
Food
for thought......
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Didn't
go to O Bar. (Rave bar where 16 year old Hermanus locals E their
heads off to rave music and then think they're flying when the
bar feels like the counter is 6 foot high. which, in fact, it
is.
Please
send in your thoughts why the O Bar owners feel the bar needs
to be as high as it is and why they feel rave music is the answer.
We
managed to get a pic of the DJ at the after party at a nearby
beach house.
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THE WINNER'S ARE
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Dickenson
and Lee-anne!
Well
well well, both previously unknown, Dickenson and Leeanne look
like the pick of the bunch. Well done to them both and we hope
the extra exposure will do wonders for their stats.
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Congrats
and celebrations for The Nado's.
The Nado's, officially known as The Tornado's for
those who dont know , is an internal league side that has dominated
u.c.t. championships in the last few years .They are a charismatic
side with a lot of future , there star-studded line up features
characters such as Jed Elley [of mens health fame ] , Sticks Liebrecht
[the wing with white line fever ] , The Brothers Magnus , new
feature Eden Sanchez , and many many more guys you thought would
never wear a pair of boots again .
They
also come equipped with a faithful cheer leader in the 'new on
the scene ' Natalie from Durban .
so
get down to u.c.t. on a wednesday night and watch these goons
in action !!!!!!!!
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Another
big name has landed
Steve Robertson arrived in cape Town on a three week
promotional tour .2oceans was lucky enough to catch him at the airport
, this is what he had to say -
" well its great be back , with my recent success on the singles
list I thought it was the perfect time to come home , I want to
take these three weeks to put myself out there , market myself ,
just let people get to know what makes me tick. Oh and a big thanks
to you guy's [2oceansvibe.com] for putting me on the map .' |
10/04/2003
This
week's spur of the moment competition
Who is the mystery fella in this photo?
Email answers HERE
09/04/2003
Well
that was fun.
We are also happy to report that a resounding 70% of you agree that
Joel Stransky should 'never be allowed to talk again. Anywhere. Ever'.
Rugby365 take note. Look forward to the article....
The
following is 100% true:
Britain bans sex with the deceased
Necrophilia is about to get banned in Britain. The forthcoming Sexual
Offences Bill includes a clause that will, for the first time, make
it a crime to have sex with a corpse.
(FYI: Morticians will be exempt from this law. As will those who penetrate
any part of a dead body "fully believing the person to be alive, but
who is in fact dead, or unexpectedly dies during intercourse".)
Song
of the week: Neil Diamond : America
On the boats, and on the planes .....
All the Saddam Hussain lookalikes were in a meeting yesterday.
Saddam's doctor came in and said "I have good news and bad news. "The
good news is that Saddam survived those American bombs. The bad news,
however, is that he's lost an arm."
Most
important announcement: The next single voting lineup will be from
you lot.
So send in those single friend pics. Email to editor@2oceansvibe.com
Once a good number of pics has been received we will sort through them
and select the top ten to vote for.
Most exciting new entry already sent in: Alistair Wilson
Prick
of the week: CA 567-539
Main
Road of the week: Rondebosch
Rugby365
employee of the week: Howard Khan
Miserable
employee of the week: Droopy long faced witch at Silwood Pharmacy
Movie:
Gangs of New York
Newest
single guy: Sam Leather
Rumour
of the week: you know what it is
Kerry
McGregor's number: 082 2922 654
07/04/2003
AND
THE WINNER'S ARE
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Richard
Neville and Michelle Berrangé !
A
big congrats to the two singles list winners. 2Oceansvibe expect
a lot of broken heart emails over the next week. We will be reporting
back with comments from the two winners during the course of the
week. Some interesting new candidates on the horizon for the singles
lists. Some new names have been added already. Voting for the
new week starts tuesday 8th. Please peruse candidates in the interim.
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04/04/2003
Well
its all getting pretty tense. Only a matter of hours until the date
is set. Who will our star crossed lovers be? And, who too will enter
the hall of fame.
From
the guy's list:
Ryan you're
a beauty!!!!!!
My name is Candy, I'm 13 years old and my dad told me to vote for Richard
That Jaguar guy is something else. Smouldering!
G.M.G.M.G.M.G.M.G.M.G.M
for fucks sake. Be realistic girls. Its got to be graham
Its so funny the way these guys try and be like Graham. That boy was
born for girls. Its his role on earth.
oaks making comments about other oaks...what the fuck is wrong with
you people. go back to the ugly tree while the rest of us jizz over
the chicks
these guyz are sooooo cute...who has the big one though.....
VC is great - Just wish he was still in London!
I thinks its unfair having graham here-it makes the others have to resort
to desperate measures to compete its not like anyone else comes close
aaaaahhhhhh!!!
everything about him is god like he makes life worth living just look
at him!
simon reader votes with his left hand
these other guys look so lame in comparison he's a fucking god. Isn't
it obvious?
From
the girl's list:
sensored
03/04/2003
In
a new initiative we ask users to please email in cleavage shots of any
sort which will be published during the course of the day to celebrate
National Cleavage Day. Its 4 the kids after all.
Meantime,
Some more incredible comments. From the guy's list:
sibaby,
it's my birthday today and we arwe going to be eating out....me.....
simon reeder on a plate..hmm..koula@5fm
Wearing shades is cheating
Seth has a unique resemblance to Mishael Schumacker
I've heard that his hair is strawberry blonde all over! Jinga Ninga!
Frosted Tips - U now what I'm sayin!
There must be a good reason why these chaps r single, cause most of
them r cute, whts arent u telling ur website visitors about these fine
boys!
Stupid fucking Reindeer! Hullo Will! Sweden give big hug and kiss
Neville & Reader - in another interesting contest. What happened to
Royds guys? That 40 / 60 thing in favor of Neville? Ah, Murray - useless.
my little pig !!!!!! luv- The German man eater
From
the girl's list (SENSORED):
Two
words, baby kitten - WATCH and OUT
These chickies are Niiiice! But which one takes it up the naught!!!!
I know xxxx Likes a biiig 'xxxxx', question is, where?
Do u know these girls editor, where do we find them
we want xxxx's rack back
I really, really would like this girl to xxxxxx. I'm serious...PLEASE,
PLEASE, PLEASExxxxxxx! NOW!!!!!
michelle, stop voting for yourself. From Jerilee
02/04/2003
Votes
are coming in fast and competition is taat ! Richard Neville seems to
have pipped Simon Reader with 20% to Simon's 18%. it's neck and neck
to the final day of voting on Sunday!
On
the girl's side of things, Michelle seems to be edging away from Jerilee
who stormed ahead when voting opened on Monday. Nicky stays content
for now in third position.
Thanks
for sending in pics of single mates. You will be sure to see them gracing
these pages in the near future. Please keep them coming. Email editor
with pics.
Some
comments from the girls voting :
R
u sure shella is single....
Can
u put the girls numbers next to their names please mr editor
Cute
- does she do girls? love, Bianca from R&Y
DIRTY!
WARNING!!!
Small woody.....WARNING...large submarine!!!!!
Jerilee
- you are fine - we is gonna knock some boots together!!!!
And
from the single guys voting:
Who
the 3 girls in simon's life - mom and sister?
Hi,
we are Lerato and Abu from WITS HRC. Simon rocks!
Stephen
blows me away! I wish I could do the same to him...
He
is rugged and cool, slightly dirty looking but with an aura of class.
This mystery stunner does it for me! Where is the next Grand Prix???
He can have me fast and furious!
Oh,
Si....I'm sitting at my desk, wondering whether my finger should do
a bit of travelling....
Hmmm...nice
website, even nicer content!!!
From
the receptionists at Endemol, SA
Si
Reader BTF Build to F... - from Carmen and Petra at NEXT
i
want him inside me so badly
02/04/2003
What
a fantastic turnout for the first day! After a predicted surge in votes
for our scribe, Simon Reader, it seems Richard Neville is going great
guns to secure top spot by the end of this week. Remember to get your
friends and family to join in the fun thats capturing the nation.
For
the girls it seems Michelle is doing superbly thus far, with Jerilee
and Nicky close behind. Well done to all the girls after the first day's
voting.
Here
are some comments that were written in or emailed so far for both lists:
charming,
luv, charming!
i
want him inside me so badly
You fucking rippppaaaaa!!!!!
Hot Hot Hot!! Simon Reader
From Stacey - Bafda School of Theatre
Beautiful child!!! - Mervyn & Clyde @ St.Leger & Viney Interiors, JHB
Because he dusted Nicole Fox something silly on Saturday night!! - Kimmi
FHM
She
rox my world...ay baby!
You fucking rippppaaaa!!!
How about using my legs for a scarf love?
she's hot in a really cool kind of way
"Mate,
im biting my nails to see the singles winners! i know that kate chick
with the sensational rack. she is very cool. cmon richie neville!!!!
wouldnt Leith enter? and i suppose it would be unfair if fox put his
hand up. where is fox anyway? "
Scott - Australia
01/04/2003
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VOTING
HAS BEGUN !
That's
right folks, after much persistance on your part we have introduced
the voting system for the singles pages.
The system only allows one vote per computer (it knows). Each
voting period is for one week. After one week, the person with
the highest votes wins. The winner will be added to the 2OceansVibe
hall of fame. What we will be introducing in a while is organising
weekly dates for the winners of each singles list. So the winner
of the guys has to go on a date with the winner of the girls.
The date will be subsidised by 2OceansVibe. But thats in the pipeline.
VOTE FOR THE GUYS
HERE
VOTE
FOR THE GIRLS HERE
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And
here are the photos from Oblivion
Remember
these are also available in the PhotoGallery section seen in the left
menu.
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Don't
forget to vote in the 'Joel Stransky is extremely annoying' poll on
the left.
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Received
this the other day.....
Dear
Ed
Your recent column on 'girls behaving badly' was a true inspiration
. I think this is something CapeTown should see more of. Lets
face it , we are tired of seeing our local beauties with their
lips wrapped around olive skinned, greasy haired, muscle bound
latin adonisis.
These days a good night out at the fez looks something like a
clip from Ron Jeremy's old classic ' Porn at the Parthenon'. It
seems that these days if you cant pack a clip with at least ten
blue bills and tell a girl what her name means in Spanish whilst
driving at one eighty with one hand on the wheel, the roof off,
with your other hand greasing up your stallion like black mane
with paul mitchell's latest wet look ringlet forming hair gel
, you wont get much closer to getting lucky than rubbing your
own chest and whacking off whilst reading the latest edition of
' white trash , monster trucks and cheap sluts ' !
So bring it on ed !....
If we cant beat these 'Michael Angelo' sculptured , gold dripping
, olive oil thieves , and sure as hell can't join them , lets
see more chicks on chicks ............ even though its not us
, at least its not them !
Angry
Claremont
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