Miss K fans will be over-the-moon about their new menu! The girls sent it through to me and I can confirm that all the favourites are still there, with some awesome new additions! Here is the breakfast section alone! Oh yes! I know – how radical is that? But you must check out the rest […]
You will recall the other day we mobilised the troops and asked you to head through to Food24 and vote for Lee Ann and Kirsten in the “Hot Chef” competition. This is the vibe we went for: Oh my goodness look at this! Kirsten and Lee Ann, our little spunks from Miss K Food Cafe […]
Oh my goodness look at this! Kirsten and Lee Ann, our little spunks from Miss K Food Cafe in Green Point (next to our primary residence, The Cape Royale) are up for an important accolade! It’s the News24 Sizzling Hot Chefs competition, and 2oceansvibe is 100% behind them! Seriously gang, you know how the vibe […]
You may have noticed that new block to the right of the Vida e block on Somerset Road, Green Point. You may not have noticed our new favourite eatery called “Miss K – Food Cafe” that sprung up out of nowhere. I popped in the other day. miss k People who go there get laid […]
The 2023 Met Gala was in celebration of Karl Lagerfeld as well as his cat, it seems.
New week brings a new mayor with bold new priorities for City of Johannesburg: Fixing potholes. We are saved!
Remember that weird blue crane outfit that Miss South Africa wanted to wear to the Miss Universe Pageant? It’s back, it’s exactly the same, and it has company.
Mngxitama’s ‘kill whites’ speech. Trump “super pissed”. Nuns steal cash for Vegas trips. Macron caves. World of Birds robbery. Elon abuses Tesla autopilot. SA border war book. Pyramids sex photo. Meghan’s surprise appearance.
Back when we had just ticked into the Willenium Melania posed in a raunchy shoot for GQ. This week they revisited that shoot and it’s worth a look.
Oh my, The Statue Issue continues, this time moving all the way to the capital, Pretoria. Sorry, Tshwane. And goodbye relaxing Easter weekend vibes.
Sometimes we laugh when interviews don’t go as planned, other times we cringe at the awkwardness of it all and occasionally we just feel sorry for all those involved.
Live large in January when you crack it big this weekend, using your superior sporting knowledge and advanced intellect to earn some extra dosh.
Just as I have my advent calendar with 25 bottles of red wine, to make the lead up to Christmas with the whole family survivable, you men can have this great calendar. PS We’re all waiting for the Cara one…
‘Don’t count your chickens before they hatch” is an idiome Amanda Knox might have missed when she popped the champagne after her murder conviction was overturned in October, 2011 – an acquittal that has been overturned – again..
Leaked Video Appears To Accidentally Announce Higgs Boson Discovery – A video accidentally published on the CERN website appears to leak the long-awaited discovery of the Higgs boson that is rumored to be officially announced early tomorrow morning. “We’ve observed a new particle. We have quite strong evidence that there’s something there.” Joe Incandela, spokesman for […]
Spice Girls: The Musical – The Spice Girls are set to make £5MILLION each off the back of their new West End show. Victoria Beckham, Emma Bunton, Melanie Chisholm, Melanie Brown and Geri Halliwell were reunited in London yesterday for the launch of musical Viva Forever! [mirror] ABSA Bank Warns Of Profit Slump – ABSA issued […]
Johnny Depp, Vanessa Paradis Have Officially Split – After months of speculation Johnny Depp’s spokeswoman has confirmed that the “Pirates of the Caribbean” star and his longtime girlfriend,Vanessa Paradis, have officially split up. [abcnews] SA Fans Outraged At Lady Gaga Online Ticket Sales Fiasco – AFTER a disastrous first day of online bookings for US pop star Lady […]
Costner And Baldwin Go Head To Head In Court – A courtroom battle between actors Kevin Costner and Stephen Baldwin is under way over a £34m deal to clean up the Gulf of Mexico oil spill. [yahoo] Mark Keohane Never Was The Olympic Spokesperson – Following sports writer Mark Keohane’s resignation amid a sex and cocaine […]
Facebook Shares Slip Below $30 In ‘Worst IPO In Financial History’ – Facebook’s stock price fell almost 10% on Tuesday leading analysts to declare its initial public offering (IPO) last Friday as one of the worst in financial history. The social network’s Nasdaq trading price fell as low as $28.65, down from $38 or more than 20% […]
Facebook Stock Downward Spiral Continues With Further 11% Drop – Facebook shares fell 11% on Monday, the company’s second day as a publicly traded company, due to what many analysts and investors blamed on overly aggressive pricing by Facebook’s underwriters. [bizworld] Inside Facebook’s Fumbled Offering – Less than three days before Facebook Inc.’s initial public offering, […]
Charlize Presents Baby Jackson To The World – Charlize Theron has finally given the world a first look at her adorable baby boy Jackson as she arrived at LAX airport today. The 36-year-old carried the tiny tot in her arms, opting to go without the little man’s usual mode of transportation. [dailymail] Student Suspended For Racist Facebook […]
UPSET: 10-Man Chelsea Eliminates Barcelona To Reach Final – Chelsea are through to the Champions League final after an incredible 2-2 draw against Barcelona at Camp Nou in their semi-final second-leg encounter was enough to hand them a 3-2 aggregate victory over the holders. [huffpo] Facebook Growth Slows – As Facebook Inc. enters the final weeks […]
Daniel Craig Defends James Bond Heineken Sponsorship – Daniel Craig has stepped in to defend a sponsorship decision which will see James Bond drink beer rather than his usual shaken, not stirred, Martini. The makers of Skyfall have inked a deal with Dutch beer company Heineken for a $45 million. [dailymail] Warren Buffett Hit With Prostate Cancer […]
2oceansVibe has had a long-standing connection with “The Kom” – which is probably the reason why we feel safe when walking around the area, wearing clothes and behaving in a way that is foreign to its local inhabitants. We’ve also got life-long honorary membership and protection from the KSI (Kom Skom International), which doesn’t hurt. […]
Amanda Knox Wins Murder Appeal – Amanda Knox and ex-boyfriend Raffaele Sollecito have been cleared of killing UK student Meredith Kercher following a successful appeal in Perugia, Italy. Miss Knox, 24, and Mr Sollecito, 27, had been convicted in 2009 of murdering the Leeds University student, 21, from south London, two years earlier. [bbc] SA Counterfeit […]
Last month, in the persistent spirit of defiance, 2oceansVibe and Jack Daniel’s took nearly 100 exhausted, hardworking Capetonians to the movies on a working Friday afternoon. Press play on that video and ask yourself why you weren’t there. Work was bunked, whiskey was drunk, gourmet treats courtesy of Miss K were snaffled, and for the […]
The “Archive Gold” series continues with this piece – written three years ago. It’s more an important life skill, than an amusing article. Read it carefully. Be the best you can be. Happy Women’s Day.. An essential part to being a complete human being, is to possess the ability to cook perfect crispy bacon in […]
Listen up, the game is WIDE open! Tomorrow afternoon, you and your office could be working. OR! You could be: DRINKING JACK DANIELS AND COCKTAILS EATING CARAMEL POPCORN EATING GOURMET MISS K HOT DOGS Watching True Grit (starring Jeff Bridges) in total, private comfort at the Fugard Theatre in Cape Town. ALL for free, and […]
Supermodel Pulls In $45 Million – Gisele tops the annual list with an estimated earnings of $45 million. Heidi Klum comes in at number 2 with an estimated earnings of $20 million and Kate Moss earned an estimated $13.5 million which places her in the number 3 spot. SA’s own Candice Swanepoel came 10th with […]
It is a pity that successful breakfasts are so hard to come by in Cape Town. the two most important things, crispy bacon and hard toast, are still, clearly, too much to ask. The Muse and I made the fatal error of getting breakfast at the Waterfront on Saturday morning. Why were we not at […]