A big welcome to the Griffin laptop stand, which raises the book to where I need it – thus improving my posture.

And then, just for kicks, try out the wireless (my bru) keyboard and mouse below. Just to further improve your vibe. And that mouse, that’s not a normal mouse. You can swipe your fingers across that beast and scroll around and zoom in and make scrolling “gestures” on it ALL NIGHT LONG!!! It’s wild!

Get it all now

You know with technology they always give things a version number? ‘cos they know things will improve and they will need to change the version number. Or if they give it a name, it’s always something like “Beast” or “Zion” – because it will eventually get old and fade away. They can’t call it something like “best” or “awesome,” because it will look stupid in years to come and it WON’T be the best anymore.

Then how amazing must the new Mac Mouse be, for them to confidently call it a “Magic Mouse.” That’s.the.name.of.the.thing! A fucking MAGIC MOUSE!!??? They’re willing to put their balls on the block that is will always be magic! Wow!

THEN you know – it’s gotta be incredible!

By the way those items are sitting on a glass table.

They’re not floating.

That will be next year when they bring out the MacBook “Fucking Awesome” model.