I heard this song on the so called “radio” the other day and I remember thinking how shit it was. Of course I was referring to the actual tune, rather than the message – which has to do with begging people not to phone – something I agree with and am somewhat outspoken about..

It was interesting to note that Beyonce was also in the music video and apparently my ex, Britney Spears, was offered the song before Lady Gaga and she (Britters) told them to get smoked.

So Gaga took it and launched it into another dimension of Gaganess.

It kicks off in a very mellow way, with her being thrown into a jail cell starkers, with a jailer remarking, “I told you she didn’t have a dick” and the other jailer replaying, “too bad!”

Nice.

I like the way it ends with Gaga and Beyonce driving into the sunset after killing an entire restaurant of people.

Interesting to note the name of their car was Pussy Wagon. Perhaps this will further educate the less international readers as to the true tameness of the word Pussy. This is naturally quite important to us, as Pussy Energy Drink is one of the 2oceansvibe preferred brands and sponsors – made 100% from natural ingredients!

That’s right, my friend – it’s even got milk thistle inside.

You can buy it online as well..

[thanks de wet]