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CREATE YOUR OWN ASS PRODUCTS
25 Feb 2010 by Seth Rotherham in Ass Flavour
It had to come out sooner or later. With the massive success of ass products sold in and around South Africa, it was only a matter of time before someone found out where it all came from.
Would you believe it – KIMBERLEY of all places!
The Ass Wholesalers outlet in Kimberley
The only distributors (as far as we know)
of pure unprocessed ass in South AfricaI don’t know about you, but I’m booking a trip to go there as soon as possible. I’m not sure what I’m going to make with the ass I buy, but I’m just going to get myself a whole stack of it before it’s all sold out! Who knows – Ass flavoured bubble bath?
The way ass products are taking off, that stuff will be under lock and key in no time. It’ll be like the Coca-Cola recipe or the KFC secret ingredients..
Trust me, folks – get that ass before it’s all gone!
[thanks barry]
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