Ex-pats in London, you have something to look forward to this weekend, besides gloomy weather, appalling work conditions and the NHS.

GOLDFISH are coming to town!! A shining beacon of hope, you might say?

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(Wow, Dom really is trying to fuck the camera in that pic, hey?)

Hear their beats, feel there now famous sexual energy. See if you can resist it. You won’t.

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Following their already sold-out Amsterdam show, Goldfish will be back in London for one night only to perform their cutting edge live show that is fast making them a global phenomenon. With their residency in Pacha Ibiza and other notorious spots their Europe buzz is underway, 2010 is sure to be a monstrous year for this unique live dance act. This is their first visit to Europe this year and a chance catch this unmissable act before they’re back in Ibiza in summer.

£15 in advance, £20 on the door

Advance tickets here: https://etapresentsgoldfishlive.eventbrite.com

Sick.

I’d go, if I was in London.

I’ve got two pairs of tickets if you want? We’ll do the usual vibe, you know the drill. Send a cleavage shot with the words “Goldfish owns my body” HAND WRITTEN across your chest to editor@2oceansvibe.com and you’ll get a pair of tickets.

First two correct entires will win a pair of tickets each.

I WILL ANNOUNCE ON THE 2OCEANSVIBE TWITTER FEED THE COMPETITION IS OVER

IN FACT, I’LL TELL YOU NOW – IT’S OVER.

GET YOUR TICKETS QUICKLY, MY FRIENDS

WORK ON YOUR TAN, WHILE YOU’RE AT IT.