Saturday, April 19, 2025

Pussy Energy Drink Is Making A Splash In The UK

Pussy, the only 100% natural energy drink that boasts ingredients like milk thistle, Siberian ginseng and schizandra, has been enjoying some attention amongst our haughtier brethren on Mud Island of late.

Following its global launch, Pussy has found its way into the hearts and bloodstreams of many a crowded nightclub goer.

The Vitality Show, the UK’s largest health, beauty, fitness and wellbeing event taking place at London’s Earls Court, quite enjoys Pussy.

So does Marketing Week, a leading UK magazine about marketing, on how brands close to the edge can keep their cool.

As noted by Marketing Week, Tesco, however, remains defiant and uppity, and sells censored cans branded with the name P***y:

Whatevs, Tesco. It’s your mind that’s the problem!