No I’m not joking. It’s got Lily Allen on the cover and page 78 is all mine! Feel free to tear it out and rub it all over your body. God knows, you won’t be the first.. I’ve been doing it for days!

Besides photos including that now iconic pic of me as a child, the interview also gets in pretty deep with regards to what makes me tick. Randall Abrahams even gets a mention. No spice.

Go get a copy – it looks like this:

The new ELLE Magazine featuring Seth Rotherham on page 78
Comes with a free pair of shades!

I can see what will happen here. Just like they called it a “coincidence” when the YOU Magazine issue I was in became their biggest seller ever (oh, because of the Caster Simenya makeover? Whatever..), the same will happen here and I suppose they’ll attribute it to the free pair of shades that come with the mag. Puh!

Why then did the Top Billing TV show episode with 2oceansvibe experience their highest viewership levels in 3 years?

Seriously, get over yourself. Let’s shift some bloody units!

And we haven’t even got to the Marie Claire Naked Issue, which comes out soon.

That’s right…starkers baby – for you!