Swimsuit model Miranda Kerr – holding balloons
This picture kind of relates to the first headline

6-year-old “Balloon Boy” found alive after “floating away” in helium balloon – After scouring northern Colorado by foot and air, frantically chasing a Mylar balloon for miles and repeatedly interviewing his big brother, authorities ended the search for 6-year-old Falcon Heene where it began — at his house. Think twice before you give a child a helium balloon, people. [cnn]

Something for the Laydezz : Hugh Jackman – That’s right girls! He’s on the cover of the next Vanity Fair and he is all yours to devour right here! [idontlikeyouinthatway]

The Guy that klapped Leona Lewis in the Face was an X-Factor Reject – Brooding Peter Kowalczyk, 29, was yesterday said to have envied her for winning the ITV1 talent show – after he was turned down for it. Awesome! This is JUST what we were looking for! [thesun]

Twitter is Launching Its Own ‘Fledgling’ Wine Label – Also known on Twitter as Bottles for Books , Fledgling Wines marks Twitter’s foray into the winemaking business. Yep, that’s right: Twitter’s making and selling it’s own branded wines, with the help of S.F. DIY winery Crushpad. Proceeds will go to Room to Read, a nonprofit promoting literacy for children in challenged parts of the world, including Bangladesh, Cambodia, India, Laos, Nepal, South Africa, Sri Lanka, Vietnam, and Zambia. [sfweekly]

Lindsay Lohan on her Fashion Range Debut : “I am still learning” – The Paris fashion world never expected to see pasties on the runway. Nor, apparently, did the creative consultant behind the disastrous line, Lindsay Lohan. The actress, 23, who was skewered by the fashion press for the first Ungaro collection she served as artistic advisor on, blamed the fiasco on “coming in so late and having not that much time to do a whole collection.” [peoplestylewatch]

The Real Kebble Killers are Walking Free – Glenn Agliotti, the only accused in mining magnate Brett Kebble’s murder case, maintains he is innocent while the real killers walk free. “I had no role to play in it,” Agliotti says in a video recording played in the South Gauteng High Court on Thursday during the corruption trial of former top cop Jackie Selebi. [news24]

Great ’30 Rock’ Celebrity Cameos – For decades, ‘Saturday Night Live’ was the place where stars went to show off their funny sides and allow fans and viewers to see them in a different light. So it should come as no surprise that NBC’s flagship comedy 30 Rock’ – which was created by ‘SNL’ alumni and revolves around an ‘SNL’-style variety show – has taken over the mantle of the hot place to find your offbeat celebrity cameos. Check them out here. [popeater]

* I’m at Killarney race track today, friends. So if you are trying to get hold of me, take it easy – I’m doing the Audi Advanced Drivers Course ALL DAY. Because that’s very much how I roll. Don’t forget that I love you and can feel you inside me.