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If you fail to plan you plan to fail.

It might not be what Benjamin Franklin had in mind, but fans of the band Oasis are apparently so keen to get organised when it comes to their party gear for Liam and Noel’s reunion tour, that they’ve begun burying their stash in Heaton Park – ten months before the show is scheduled to happen.

The group will begin their Live ’25 Tour on July 4th, 2020, in Cardiff, but will then head to their hometown of Manchester where they will play five shows in Heaton Park.

Fans are probably anticipating the drug rush and associated spike in costs, as well as a huge police presence at the show that will likely accompany the band. According to reports, eager beavers have been boasting about burying drugs at the site ten months in advance to addiction counsellors.

Drug and alcohol rehab facility Providence Projects said: “We have spoken to members of the addiction community who have told us they have already stashed drugs in the park.

“We would warn organisers to be vigilant.”

By the sound of it, there seems to be a fair bit of gear hidden underneath the surface of the 242-hectare field.

Providence Projects issued a warning, claiming that some guests were going to use light sticks, plush toys, and Oasis souvenirs to smuggle drugs into the Live ’25 performances. Some fans are allegedly intending to wear fake plaster casts to hide their drug, so you can reasonably assume the ‘disabled’ section is going to be packed.

Paul Spanjar, the CEO of Providence Project and the head of the treatment clinic, is warning anyone thinking about using illicit drugs that doing so may be fatal.

“Whether it be the contaminated ecstasy tablet, cocaine-induced heart attack or cannabis-induced psychosis; the reality is, whilst drug use feels relatively safe and socially acceptable, it’s still playing dice with death.”

Though he didn’t specifically mention it, we can only guess that dropping Molly that’s been buried in a Manchester field for almost a year presents its own unique dangers. But most rockers are familiar with the fable about UB40 causing a cocaine shortage in the UK during their 1983 recording of Red Red Wine, so fool me once we suppose…

After Oasis’ five-night run at Heaton Park concludes, the band will head to London for a series of shows, followed by Edinburgh and Dublin.

Should the Gallagher brothers go at each other’s throats before then – as many predict – the hills of Manchester will be alive with twitchy treasure hunters searching for the X that marks the party.

[source:ladbible]