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Feeling a little bummed today? Perhaps Mercury is vexed by the recent exfoliation of your inner chakra during a time of celestial convergence between Mother Star and your vegan-friendly leather belt.
If this sounds like hogwash, you either don’t believe in astrology or have never touched your chakras.
Either way, the zodiacs have been guiding millions of people all over the world for as long as humanity has looked to the sky for answers to earthly conundrums.
Whether you believe in astrology or not, it apparently believes in you, and according to astrologer Catherine Gerdes, you can now find out which alcohol-free beverage best represents your personality, and get a better understanding of your spiritual connection with your drink of choice – also, which best suits your aura, should you have one.
According to her ‘analyses’ in the recent issue of Bustle, Gerdes believes that your go-to cocktail says a lot about who you are, and so too does your choice of chakra-quenching alcohol-free beverages.
You can find a full list of the aura-stroking drinks here, but we asked around at 2Oceansvibe to see if some re-alignment of our centres was needed.
Our Starchild-in-Chief, Seth Rotherham is a frisky little Aries. Naturally energetic, he needs a drink that helps keep up his energy levels all day long. Because of this, you can expect the fire sign to choose a caffeine-filled drink like soda or even a shot of espresso every time. La Veuve Clicquot is however a suitable replacement for coffee or soda. Sort of. It’s science, so don’t think about it too much.
Part-time stuntwoman and full-time badass Tayla is an Aquarius (it explains so much), and according to Gerdes, ‘Aquarians are extremely well-travelled people, so you can count on them to sip on “some special tea you’ve never heard of before.” No rooibos then if she wants that aura to really glow.
Our socially awkward cave troll, Heinrich, is a Capricorn, and as such needs ginger drinks. Whether it’s ginger soda, natural ale, or ginger tea, these help Capricorns feel both energized and grounded. The troll however prefers rolling around in the dirt and making fun of gingers, which is sort of the same thing really.
Now don’t get your star charts in a twist. We might be poking a little fun at astrology, but millions of people around the world live their lives according to the stars. In many ways, it gives you a sense of control over an unpredictable world. Whether it is accurate depends entirely on how your aura feels on the day.
Our in-house astrology expert did however predict that the sun will be setting this evening (she has 100% accuracy with that prediction). She also says that to fully reap the benefits of the cosmos, you need some Fitch & Leedes in your future.
With more non-alcoholic mixers than there are star signs, you can pick and choose which vibe you want your aura to vibrate at.
With their new range of 1-litre mixers, Fitch & Leedes will now also ensure that whatever the stars have planned for you, it’s going to at least taste perfect.
[source:bustle]
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