Gordhan Parly Appearance Looms After Impropriarty Accusations By Suspended DG – Suspended public enterprises director-general Kgathatso Tlhakudi said Gordhan acted irregularly during SAA’s business rescue process. [ewn]

Cops Seize Cocaine Worth R48m In Western Cape – Police spokesperson Lieutenant Colonel Malcolm Pojie said the cocaine bust has dealt a major blow to the lucrative drug trafficking trade. [citizen]

Washington State Middle School Blasted For ‘Highly Vile’ Licking Game Between Staff And Students – A Washington State middle school hosted a licking competition between students and staff, which prompted outcry from parents. [fox]

This Miami Club Is Charging Up To $200,000 For Bottle Service During F1 Weekend – With the second Miami Grand Prix approaching, venues across the 305 are pulling out all the stops. [robbreport]

Princess Diana, Kate Middleton And Meghan Markle Top Celeb Sex Doll Requests – A leading adult toy company has revealed that Princess Diana, Kate Middleton and Meghan Markle are among their top celebrity sex doll requests. [nypost]

Are We About To See More Men In Tights? – TV personality Tan France was spotted in New York City in a flash of lilac nylon. France, who serves as the style expert on Netflix’s “Queer Eye,” among other gigs, brought a pop of color to an otherwise muted ensemble with some statement hosiery. And while his tights were opaque, they were a clear marker of what could be next in fashion. [cnn]

SA Tourism Board To Be Dissolved In Wake Of Tottenham Hotspur Saga, Strained Relations With Management – With the resignations of eight of the 11 South African Tourism board members, including the chairperson, the board is no longer functional as the remaining three members cannot form a quorum. [timeslive]