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Millie Bobby who?

Eleven from Stranger Things, that’s who.

As for the other chap, here’s today’s useless fun fact. Jon Bon Jovi’s real name is John Bongiovi Jr., which solves the mystery of why he chose that professional name.

His son, Jake Bongiovi (or Jake Bon Jovi for consistency) has also gone into the entertainment profession and is listed on IMDb as an actor. No, you haven’t seen him in anything before.

The two hit the red carpet together at the premiere of Enola Holmes 2 in New York City yesterday. Naturally, The Daily Mail was in attendance:

Millie Bobby Brown looked ethereal upon her arrival… The 18-year-old actress stepped onto the red carpet in stunning floor-length pink halter gown with a plunging neckline… It was covered in shiny black and silver floral appliques from the neck to the hem of the eye-catching dress.

She was joined at the event by her boyfriend Jake Bongiovi, 20.

Jake’s attire also gets the treatment.

He “suited up in all black” and “sported light stubble and his brunette hair was softly swept back”. What would “roughly swept back” look like? I’d like to see a red carpet event held in the midst of a nasty Cape south-easter.

Anyway, there was a sweet embrace:

Millie Bobby Brown and Jake Bongiovi embrace on the red carpet at the Season 2 premiere of Enola Holmes#Millie #Bobby #Brown #Jake #Bongiovi #embrace #carpet #Season #premiere #Enola pic.twitter.com/MCZMMll15l

— Shahryar Sultan (@Shahryar_Sultan) October 28, 2022

The pair haven’t been shy to share snaps of each other on social media.

Bobby Brown has north of 58 million followers on Instagram. That’s almost as many as Manchester United and more than Leonardo DiCaprio, Lady Gaga, and Michelle Obama.

 

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I heartily approve of this bee-related post.

They are hella important so thanks for noticing:

 

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Jake regularly shares photos of the two with his more than a million followers:

 

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I believe this qualifies as frolicking in today’s tabloid parlance:

 

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Oh, to be young and carefree again with a lifetime of cavorting ahead.

I give it a year.

[source:dmail]