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Dan Bilzerian, perhaps the perfect embodiment of the ‘do it for the ‘Gram’ lifestyle, has been in Cape Town.

Women in bikinis, Dan in tiny shorts, boats, hot tubs, and so on and so forth.

The standard male teenage fantasies, really.

To save you a trip past his Instagram account I’ll be kind enough to drop a screenshot:

Sure looks like good living.

I hope he’s happy inside.

We may never know, because he keeps his cards close to his bare chest. We can confirm that Dan is, or at has been, in Cape Town this week.

The chatter first started earlier this week when the Ignite plane arrived in the Mother City:

Dan Bilzerian landed in Cape Town today. I wonder what he is doing here? pic.twitter.com/QdCFCqKAjl

— ♍️ (@_whatzmyname) September 25, 2022

Dan Bilzerian is in the country 👀 pic.twitter.com/8iESckUoTE

— Founder 🖍 (@feziledhlamini_) September 26, 2022

He touched down:

 

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Via the odd Instagram story, we can see that Bilzerian and his bevvy of Ignite models are staying at the so-called ‘Iron Man Villa’ on Nettleton Road in Clifton.

I see Dan Bilzerian is in Cape Town, staying at that Iron Man style house in Clifton from his stories. ☀️

He’s turned the indoor pool into an ice bath, with half naked women lying around the villa as per his Instagram stories. Tough life! 😂

— Dylan Moore (@MrCPT) September 27, 2022

His latest brief Insta Story video features a familiar view and familiar company.

You better hurry because the Story has already been live for at least 12 hours, so the clock is ticking.

In case you miss out, here are a few screenshots:

Sadly for Capetonians hoping to cross paths with Bilzerian, he is headed to Jozi this weekend:

he’ll also be at H2O this saturday pic.twitter.com/qu9lrEZk5b

— Kandis!🧱 (@kandiskardash) September 28, 2022

You’ll need to fork out some serious dough if you want to crack a cold one with him:

And he’s charging 50K to meet him…y’al paying?🤔🤔🤔 https://t.co/yolr5YrOfi pic.twitter.com/HdJu197hIk

— General T.D. (@shakazulubrnr) September 28, 2022

R50 000 six ways in this economy?

I think I’ll pass, but you spunk your spare change however you see fit.