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The Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) in the US has made a call.
Jeff Bezos and Richard Branson can’t be called astronauts anymore.
Yeah, sure, they flew 50 miles (around 80 kilometres) above the Earth’s surface, so it would appear that they qualify as commercial astronauts.
But the FAA Commercial Astronaut Wings programme, which began in 2004, is making some changes at this stage of the game, reports the BBC.
On the day Bezos shimmied up to the edge of space in his rocket ship that sparked memes, the new rules were announced.
They say wannabe astronauts have to do more than just reach a certain height – they “must be part of the flight crew and make contributions to space flight safety”:
…Altitude aside, the agency says would-be astronauts must have also “demonstrated activities during flight that were essential to public safety, or contributed to human space flight safety”.
What exactly counts as such is determined by FAA officials.
In a statement, the FAA said that these changes brought the wings scheme more in line with its role to protect public safety during commercial space flights.
So you might be wondering about the wings we did see on Bezos and Branson after their flights?
Turns out they were custom-made pins by their own companies. You know, to fit into the whole PR ruse.
Besides the new rules, wannabe astronauts can also get their astronaut wings via the military or NASA.
Or, there is another possibility for Branson, Bezos, and any other billionaire hoping to be recognised as an astronaut.
At the discretion of the FAA’s associate administrator, honorary awards can be given based on merit.
Wings were once awarded in this way to Alan Shepard Jr (who walked on the moon) and Virgil Grissom in the early 1960s for their participation in the Mercury Seven programme.
But are Bezos and Branson really in the same category of space travellers that deserve such an acknowledgement?
Perhaps not.
[source:bbc]
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